Castle Cheezburg

The internet home of 2015 GISHWHES Team Once&FuturCheezburg, in previous years known as Team Cheeseburger.

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When it’s 3 hours before GISHWHES is over and you haven’t really slept properly the whole week and you have to draw someone’s portrait with whatever you have lying around you.

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[zoi-no-miko]

TEAM SF. THERE’S A CLUB.

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This is one of the many examples why we’re so glad Creeper Horse came into our life, even if it was a few days before the hunt was over. We are happy to help keep the meme going strong.

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things Gishers say… “Do my Fluffy Bites have to be edible?”

got something to add?

[castlecheezburg]

Ours did turn out scrumdiddlyumptious

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Item 97

IMAGE. Yarnbomb something in your town that shouldn’t be yarn bombed.

[brainflossandmindfrills]

This is actually pretty freaking terrible and shouldn’t be done. What if someone gets into an accident and dies because they were driving late at night and their lights didn’t reflect properly off the stop sign because it was covered in freaking yarn??? Or even during the day because they didn’t see the dull coloured lolipop instead of the bright red stop sign???

Yarn-bombing is supposed to bring joy not be a tool for manslaughter. Whoever did this needs to take it down ASAP and none of you should be admiring this crap.

[angelicyourd]

This was us. It was a stop sign at the end of a short road in our neighborhood, where we knew that very few people would be using the road or the stop sign. The car at the intersection in the photo is ours. We left the yarn up just long enough to take a picture for GISHWHES, then immediately removed it. During that time, nobody but us used the stop sign.

We’re not stupid.

[gishwheshiatus]

things Gishers say… “DAMN IT MISHA”

send us yours!

[castlecheezburg]

SO accurate.

[holysuddenappearancesmisha]

fegvep is supposed to be a fun way for gishers to be included in choosing items for the hall of fame and coffee table book, it doesn’t make you a judge and not everyone is asking for critiques on their items. Stop being dicks about people’s submissions for GISHWHES

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Item 214

VIDEO. ITEM WRITTEN BY MOBY. (5 seconds max). Let's see you with an animal you generally like more than people.

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Item 209

IMAGE. Go to an open sky James Turrell installation and take a photo of yourself celebrating the sky.

James Turrell’s Three Gems skyspace at the De Young Museum, San Francisco, CA

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Item 206

IMAGE. ITEM IN HONOR OF JUSTIN GUARINI: Show up in Times Square on Broadway between 46th and 47th street on the West side of the street (next to the red steps) on Friday, August 7th at 12:00 ET dressed in a nun's habit and follow instructions given to you by the jumbotron http://officialgishwhes.tumblr.com/timessquare. In addition to following instructions, you must submit an image of you in a nun's habit and thejumbotron behind it or or as you follow instructions. You must follow the instructions for at least 1 minute.

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Item 198

VIDEO or IMAGE. Someone outside your immediate family sacrificed something so that you could be where you are today. Find that person and give a heartfelt thank you by creating something for them or doing something for them. Caption the video with what they did for you.

<3

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Item 205

IMAGE. ITEM IN HONOR OF JUSTIN GUARINI: Show up in Times Square on Broadway between 46th and 47th street on the West side of the street (next to the red steps) on Thursday, August 6th at 12:00 ET wearing a William Shatner Mask and follow instructions given to you by the jumbotron http://officialgishwhes.tumblr.com/timessquare. You may submit an image of you in the Shatner mask in front of the jumbotron or or as you follow instructions. You must follow the instructions for at least 1 minute. 

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Item 204

IMAGE. ITEM IN HONOR OF JUSTIN GUARINI: Show up in Times Square on Broadway between 46th and 47th street on the West side of the street (next to the red steps) on Wednesday August 5th at 12:00 ET dressed in a white t-shirt, bring some Sharpie-style markers, and follow instructions given to you by the jumbotronhttp://officialgishwhes.tumblr.com/timessquare. You must submit an image of you in a white t-shirt AFTER you have followed the directions. You must follow the instructions for at least 1 minute. 

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Item 201

IMAGE. Show us something you find beautiful that most others would deem ugly.

Our teammate’s photo submission is moving and beautiful, but TW it’s about self-harm.

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Item 199

IMAGE. Translate your favorite slogan into legalese.

The petitioner contends that the subject (hereafter “IT”) melts in your mouth. Respondent, by contrast, alleges that IT will melt in your hand.

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Item 196

VIDEO. Record yourself and friends singing a quartet rendition of "Carry On My Wayward Son" in an amphitheater after you Google-translate it into at least three other languages and then back to English.

A bad son Peace must be Lay to rest your weary head Not

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Item 195

IMAGE. Design a new currency for Greece. Each bill and/or coin should carry a reassuring message.

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Item 194

IMAGE. Let's see a fully dressed Mary (pregnant) and Joseph shopping for baby clothes or items, or in a pregnancy breathing class.