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jaubaius

Dolphin.exe accidentally installed …sound on

xdoingmybestx-deactivated202210

thank u I love this

tordenvejr

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

freedominthedarkmp3

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I'm Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I'm Greek.

pastelpinkcheeks

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I'm not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said "oh no I'm Brazilian hahah" and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, "I'm Brazilian too"

lesbianakinskywalker

harley rolling up to the wayne manor is her bedazzled heeleys: omg brucie you’ll NEVER guess what happened—oh are you busy?

bruce laying in the grass as his kids spray him with a hose from ten feet away: no go on I’m listening

harley laying down next to him: alright cool SO!

fiddleabout

#the energy of this post is incalculable

uquen

bogleech

I somehow just realized I have never in my entire life seen a panda this clearly? Any image or video I can recall was usually lit starker so you couldn’t easily make out the eyes and the panda was kind of facing down or off to the side. This is the first time I’ve really been aware of them like, having a real face like a real animal and not a cartoonish abstract mass of sad fur.

toastbutteregg

tothedesert

when richard siken said “it keeps coming back to that: what do i do with these hands?” and when mitski said “i don't know what to do without you, i don't know where to put my hands” and when olivia gatwood said “what am i, if not yours? what do i do with my hands when they are just hands?” and when sylvia plath said “what did my fingers do before they held him? what did my heart do, with its love?”

absolutebatmanny

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices

fxckbro

faggottt

the-bright-path-deactivated2021

samgiddings

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

samgiddings

tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:

toastbutteregg

w h y

kalichnikov

randomslasher

I’m more entertained by the fact that OP’s friend and girlfriend were ready to wholeheartedly and without question accept and follow a recipe that called for 102 cloves of garlic.

highlandvalley

broseis-blog

What are they

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog

dirty

jkbens

Bad at drinking milk

roadtripwarrior-deactivated2025

Disney’s ‘experiment.’

Please don’t pay the extra 30 dollars to watch Raya and the Last Dragon on top of the subscription fee you are already paying. Do not normalize this. There is no reason you should pay that much to watch a movie in your own home, a few months earlier than everyone else. If you buy into this, they will keep doing it. They are calling it an experiment for a reason.

blackswallowtailbutterfly

Buying into Disney+ was a mistake to begin with. If nobody had signed onto it and continued to pirate it instead, they’d have been forced to put their content back into the already existing streaming services. And, hell, we never should have fallen for “exclusively on x streaming service” shows as a marketing campaign. It just allowed several of them to pop up. If we hadn’t fallen for it they might have had to offer lower prices, higher quality, promises not to delete content, more accurate subtitles, better categorization, or better access to movies and television in other countries. Never laugh at older generations for buying into cable television when we’ve collectively fallen for the same shit with different branding.