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icon c: @wuzeio in aftg mode again bc of tsc so a sideblog to talk about the blorbos and maybe sometimes some other books too

[rpfofficial]

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

[rpfofficial]

stop tagging this neil josten i don't know how that is

[plantbvn]

doodled the menace

[just-another-dream-about-yuu]

jeremy knox

[deermessrs]

Renee: My parents were beaten to death in prison

Neil:

[leragoessouth]

Erm how are we tonight

[artisticretrograde]

Their friendship is so special to me genuinely love them sm / i also think we missed out on the foxes at a frat party fr just a hidden treasure trove of shenanigans

hope yall had a good weekend

[hamrikaa]

Cozy morning with Jerejean and Jabberwocky ✨️

(This will also be a standee btw!!)

[franmikas]

aftg trilogy

[iwantcherrybeer]

[pointnclick]

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

[karkinos-nine]

femneil if your woke

[dalekjast]

Races of Arda [1/2]

Good Races

[daykevin]

❝ — did you know I've never been skiing? I'd like to try it one day, though. — ❞

[rantabtaftg]

Kevin was named Kevin because Kayleigh once asked a drunk Wymack ''If you ever had a son what will you name him?" and he went "I don't know? Kevin?" completely sloshed

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[arcadiaak]

new year new renison art ✌️

[softtpea]

i think he's really silly and neat