Cat Being Arrested

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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

I didn’t think this post could get any better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS COMIC IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT HAPPENED

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

THE MOST ACCURATE 

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

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[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[biscuitface123-deactivated20210]

When Baby met Pusheen.

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

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[stormchildknight]

A

[mugwomps]

A Bird of Humour

[elodieunderglass]

I can’t believe OP downvoted this

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[lavenderlemniscate]

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

[niyarest]

these are the only 3 human emotions

[everydaylouie]

onion magic

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[bruitist]

[tomaturtles]

I can’t believe i’m getting called out by a bot

[tomaturtles]

Update: i’m calling the police

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

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