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[catboydogma]

룡 (ryong) &&. they/them/theirs, ze/hir/hirs

ao3: catboydogma

prompts open

i block liberally. often for fun. don't worry about it! if i don't want you on my blog there is nothing you can do to change that :)

mainly prequels/tcw-era, i occasionally dip my toes in rebellion-era/the mandalorian but only for variety

fic writer extraordinaire (don't look at the last time i posted regularly. shh ... don't look at it) and occasionally art. i also used to make comic edits/graphics, so there are a few of those floating around... somewhere

COMMENTS are a really fun way to capture my affection. They're SUPER EFFECTIVE!

i follow and like from my main but i only have room in my heart to follow 69 blogs so generally, asks are a good way to interact and such

newly finished:

my heart's an autoclave - codywan week 2025

far/further - fox and difficult conversations

from the left arm of the falconer - mystery non-star wars fic (it's overwatch) (it’s yeehan overwatch). canon divergence au where cole doesn’t join overwatch after recall; instead, genji sends his newly-semi-redeemed shithead of a brother to retrieve cole. naturally, things escalate

in progress:

vide noir - commander fox horror fic take 2

where the stray things go - codywan overwatch fusion au

outlining/drafting:

as it is, infinite - bounty hunter rex post-order 66

caverns of the night - codywanmaul on tatooine, roadtrip (“roadtrip”) edition

if ever at all - codywan space cowboys (cowboys in space)

specifics tag directory (under construction)

마음 - personal/talking

a heat rash in the shape of the show me state - writing/fic (mine)

out of the dark day + into the brighter night - horror

peacekeepers + heat seekers - that Specific Intersection of obi-wan and anakin brothersontragedy relationship that makes me eat fiberglass like cotton candy

votives - art (mine)

fic recs - writing/fic (others)

au - cowboys

au - modern setting

au - togruta

au - canon divergence

au - jedi commander cody (also includes Cody with Lightsaber, Not Necessarily Jedi)

au - sith obi-wan kenobi

corrie guard - coruscant guard, for if a post has 2+ of those bad boys

[andthepeople]

love that jabba in the original trilogy is like BRING ME HAN SOLO!!! HUNT HAN SOLO ACROSS THE GALAXY!!!! I WILL HANG HIM ON MY WALL LIKE A CHEAP PAINTING!!!! meanwhile chewie who no doubt also cheated jabba out of whatever they cheated him out of has no heat on him whatsoever. even jabba's not ballsy enough to start shit with a wookiee. no solid evidence chewie could rip a hutt's arms off but jabba is not going to be the idiot to test that

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[jejejijiju]

OPEN COMMISSIONS!

because the vet expenses left me broke lol

Bug sheets: 50/60$

Extra price for extra characters

One bug: 12

Oc, fanart, etc

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hablo español, así que si tú también lo hablas puedes escribir en ese idioma 👍

Little bugs:

[archeo-starwars]

The Complete Star Wars Encyclopedia

[river-town-citizen]

The best part of this is that Jango was the man obsessed with the notion of his legacy, yet who was cruel, heartless and a genuine asshole, who allowed the enslavement and abuse of his own flesh and blood for money and, ironically, a son (also his flesh and blood) to "carry on his name".

And reading that his name is associated chiefly to the way he was slain and not even in the epic way but as a cautionary tale, is downright karmic.

[padmestrilogy]

i think obi wan is straight laced, anakin does the occasional drugs but they fuck with his force powers kinda so he’s always the one having a wierd trip and can’t really enjoy it. and padme was snorting speciality naboo cocaine like it was water

[padmestrilogy]

beautiful diversity of thought in my mentions

[dynit]

[antianakin]

I really love that Padme is simultaneously the best person everyone knows and the one of the worst people everyone knows.

Like Queen Amidala was one of the most beloved Queens of Naboo in history, to the point that they literally wanted to overturn their own CONSTITUTION in order to keep her in power and only her refusal to allow it or to even run if they did kept that from happening. She's remembered as being kind, intelligent, brave, and beautiful. She is almost literally perfection incarnate.

And Senator Amidala is primarily known and remembered as someone who fought against war and corruption, someone who was willing to put her life on the line when it mattered and one of the few who was willing to speak out and fight against injustice. She's remembered for being powerful and clever and strong and moral.

There's never any real smear campaign against her the way there is against, say, the Jedi. Palpatine wants to stop Padme sometimes, sure, but he never sees her as such a big threat that he needs to turn the entire galaxy against her. In fact, her pristine reputation probably ends up helping him by proxy since he was her mentor. Even the reveal of Padme's pregnancy after her death, something that would've exposed that she'd had a scandalous affair, never seems to tarnish her reputation as a paragon of moral perfection. Even decades after her death, she seems to still be remembered extremely positively.

But the REALITY of Padme is far different. She's a corrupt politician, she's willing to help cover up several different crimes committed by her own husband, she's potentially going against her own planet's rules by having gotten married at all, she's going against some other rules by getting married to a JEDI. She's a liar and a hypocrite, she's selfish and greedy, and she's more and more willing to let herself be convinced into doing things she knows are wrong by the end.

But no one seems to truly know that person. The one person closest to her who does know about some of these choices often refuses to acknowledge or accept the reality of her because it obviously benefits him that she is this way and he's choosing to see what he wants to see. And everyone else is kept at such a distance that they don't get to see the darkness that lies beneath the pristine lie she wears.

So Padme ends up being someone that everyone remembers as being one of the best people they've ever known, but the reality is that Padme was likely one of the worst people they'd ever known, that she had in many ways become one of the people she constantly claimed to be fighting against.

[bunnywan]

remember what star wars is actually about today:

[ominouspuff]

[501stbhg]

[ashes-acedia]

[rochenn]

it's fucking crazy to me how high-ranking obi-wan is during tcw. letting this guy spearhead an ATTACK BATTALION is like handing dwight d eisenhower a rifle and a bangalore and letting him storm the beaches of normandy himself. absolutely batshit INSANE

[rochenn]

drafting the jedi makes sense from a purely strategical standpoint. like hey, they're literal psychic superhumans, they have incredible small-scale defensive and stealth capabilities and more! they'd be great advisors and sidekicks in the field. emphasis on the sidekicks part.

basically i'm thinking VERY HARD about an alternate reality where the jedi weren't made generals, but lieutenants and captains who follow the ✨ professional ✨ directions of their clone commanders and lead smaller strike teams.

now imagine rex putting anakin and ahsoka on latrine duty for throwing him off that wall on geonosis because HE CAN DO THAT NOW. obi-wan dutifully marching half a step behind cody and not the other way around. it's such a fun scenario to rotate in my head ngl

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[darthmalewife]

I know everyone assumes Obi-Wan would be the flirty one but I feel like Cody would be so much worse but he flirts in such a deadpan way noone realises that Obi-Wan is flirting back

[bitter-chocolate-stars]

The tags tho. I love them

[creatingblackcharacters]

saw the ask you posted about Black padme cosplayers and wanted to share someone i follow who did one a while back! they do a ton of really cool & creative cosplays, anf theyre super awesome :)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX7I8env3Al

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BEAUTIFUL!!!

[cheesenames]

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

[the-fallen-blue]

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

[ash-short-for-trash-deactivated]

The fact that both Obi-Wan and Ahsoka think that the other died during order 66 and spend years mourning the other when they both survived is so heartbreaking

[ratbaby15]

Holy shit I think about this all the time. Not to mention that their last conversation was an argument about rescuing palpatine of all people, I cannot imagine how much that haunts the both of them, absolutely sickening.