Catkin Clara!

* Clara * 19 * female - pronouns she/her * catkin * otherkin * pansexual * For a long time I felt uncomfortable with who I was but now I'm learning to embrace my inner cat!

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[unpatchedglitch]

getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden

[henryscavills]

I’m 95. I’m not dead.

[xanadus-kira]

Matilda knows.

[dildoreo]

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

[dildoreo]

[niyarest]

[phemiec]

my wife is terrifying

[phemiec]

truly She is most generous and benevolent

[arianagrandesource]

May 23rd: Ariana via Twitter

[totalariana]

[kayetypeswords]

Update: this actually gets way better?? HE APOLOGIZED

and now he’s reflecting on what he learned from his experience getting schooled by Ariana Grande

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[sunfortune]

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4 

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

[jxhn-mulaney]

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

[nycstark]

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers:

[tesladyneindustries]

i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

[brakken]

Look out!

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Is there anything they can’t blame on women, I wonder

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

you would not believe your floor

if man door hand hook car door

[snailfeathers]

A Very Helpful Engine, 2017

Polymer clay, dead toys, acrylic paint, oddments.

[inmahbe11ay]

@kingsfinch

[bozmandiusvalentine-deactivated]

I’ve seen death

[bebe-benzenheimer]

goddammit, that is NOT what “dog training” means

[snailfeathers]

I can’t believe this comment, you come into my house and upstage me like this

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]