Catknifetime

The only theme for posts here is things that I think about.

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[ilovebitchingandmoaning]

my chi-heeler has started blowing coat so now im staring at him, drop spindle in hand, thinking

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[scavengerofcool]

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

[kalichnikov]

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[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[twinkwolf]

[prthedisaster]

[bish0ps]

"I love you more than life" Trite and lowkey dangerous

"I love you more than phone" contemporary declaration of devotion

[parkayquarts]

im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

[parkayquarts]

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

[parkayquarts]

it's only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it's just a sparkling homunculus

[dragon-in-a-fez]

logging on to steam dot com to find out Christians have invented a new kind of blasphemy again

[dragon-in-a-fez]

fun things going on in the community forums:

people asking for Mohammed DLC

someone complaining the sky in the game is unrealistic because there weren't clouds back then (??)

discourse about whether the devs violated the 8th commandment by using AI voices

tips on how to avoid being crucified and get the "good ending"

[planty-raids]

[jabbage]

You can get it in a bundle with Thief Simulator!

[snakebites-and-ink]

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[floofshy]

"unlike us monsters, human funerals are sad affairs because they don't explode into a pile of loot on death, and thus all the relatives and friends cry from disappointment"

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[doctrowho]

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live