[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[a-well-meaning-goat-deactivated]

[thefoggygolem]

I Knew what I was expecting, but I am So Godamn Glad it’s exactly what it says on the tin

[insomniac-arrest]

me, an overworked cashier: *just standing there, saying the route Script Words, minding my business*

old people who have been systematically isolated by generational family detachment and lack of community support:

*chats me up for ten minutes straight*

[cashiercomplaints]

Please stop telling me that I look bored if you happen to catch me at a time when there are no other customers at my register.

It’s the week before a major holiday. I am not bored. I gladly appreciate the 5 seconds I have to myself. I am beyond exhausted and am close to losing my shit. Just place your items on the belt and let me do my thing.

[paxamericana]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I wonder if any of this is influenced by jeff bozos owning the washington post now

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[harperhug]

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

[vanshira]

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

[xmagnet-o]

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

[redhoneysugarorange]

Tomatos?

[grumpysunlight]

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

[redhoneysugarorange]

I’m all for that nothing diet

[injuries-in-dust]

Chicken?

[deactivated-blog]

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

[murderleek]

If you hate immigrants,

Starve

[jabbuki]

[skrotchevo]

[sexhaver]

as a robotics major i can confirm this is 100% how coding works

[dickwad-666]

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[deceptionelle-deactivated201910]

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

[aceofsquiddles]

Kid me: Why is that rude?

What I meant: Tell me what’s rude about this so I can avoid saying other rude things.

What people seemed to hear: I refuse to acknowledge I said anything rude. Fuck you and your whole family.

[kisskissfuckshitup]

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

[irischroma]

It was a distraction to hide the real deer the whole time

[bloggish]

“who’s in the headlights now bitch?”

[youlovetoseeit]

It really do be like that

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

Me picking like one or two elements I like from femininity before throwing the rest away

[997]

me: i need to fix my sleep schedule! waking up early is so good and i get to enjoy the best of the weather and i get ultra productive and- me @ 4:37 am on a wednesday:

[oleskyfm]

Nick Robinson started a patreon and he already has 57 patrons so there’s never been a better time to remind the world about how much of a scummy softboy creep he is

[kiddosquiddo]

just a reminder to people who don’t know, not the Nick Robinson from Love, Simon. This Nick is a former game journalist and honestly that alone is enough to warn people

[nerdgasrnz]

No, that is not enough to warn people. Come on now. So here’s the full spheel:

He’s a former video game journalist and entertainer for Polygon. He used to do youtube videos with Griffin McElroy (ie: Car Boys) He was investigated and fired from polygon for sexual harassment, and was found to have solicited nudes from young girls (MINORS)

The reason OP mentions the “softboy” persona is because his personality is one that most of us aren’t used to from dudes who treat women like trash. He had/has a disarming sort of personality and humor which was part of his charm in his videos, and that’s what OP means. That’s the part that blindsided everyone when the news first came out about him being a repeat-offending creep.

This garbage only happened around a year ago, and I don’t know (nor do I care) if he’s learned his lesson in that time. Hence the warning post about him stepping back into an internet spotlight in a place like Patreon. Just remember that he has no respect for womens’ boundaries, and even less for teenage girls’.

[transkeiichi]

Further point of warning: his url here on tumblr is Babylonian and after he was fired from Polygon the tumblr sat vacant for a while but he’s recently started making posts again like nothing ever happened - and a lot of people are reblogging these posts because most A dont know who he is, they think hes just a popular blogger, because his twitter statement never made it to his tumblr. ironic huh?

Dont give him attention on patreon, go ahead and block him here.

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

it’s amazing when your humor is exactly the same as someone else’s & you both just spend the whole day laughing at everything you both say

[isnt]

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