???

...

[themmarvelteens]

Peter and Harley meet

*At the Avengers Tower*

*Peter and Harley are eating donuts on opposite tables *

*Intense stare*

*Bucky walks in and looks at the donut platter*

 Bucky: Who took the last glazed?

*Bucky stares at Peter*

*Bucky stares at Harley*

5 minutes later…

*In the trunk of Buck’s car*

Harley: Hi I’m Harley

Peter: Oh, I’m Peter

[catlin368d]

If a child were to find his way up the mountain and threw his pet goldfish (which he loved very much) into the abyss theoretically he would receive the soul stone right?

(This question was brought up to me while reading AVENGERS INFINITY SAGA and Philosophy)

[catlin368d]

Louie: Death is inevitable.

Louie: Why are we all so worried about it?

Louie: If I was taken today I wouldn’t be mad.

Huey: It’s been 5 minutes since we started the hike.

[ask-avengers]

Question to Wanda, Natasha, Yelena, Pepper, And Peter. How are you all so perfect?

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: MJ? Do I have a thing for her? No way!

Peter:

Peter: Why, did she say something?

[winterdadandspiderson]

Bucky: Uh kid, why are you covered in blood?

Peter: Oh- uh- don't worry it's not mine!

Bucky:

Bucky: What happened? Did you stab someone? Peter what—

Peter: [panic] I- I didn't stab someone, they actually stabbed me-

Bucky: You-

Bucky: You said it wasn't yours.

Peter: I didn't want anyone to worry-

Bucky:

Steve: [breaking through the door, dad mode activated] yOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO WORRY?!?!

[godofstory]

if that's not how the next episode starts, then I don't want it

[eddiesriskybusiness]

Loki: Do you wanna go get lunch?

Mobius: Oh, I already ate with Casey, but what do you want?

Loki: ...

Loki: Loyalty.

[c0konk]

Louie: I’m a little sad today.

Dewey: No!! Don’t be sad!

Louie, deadpan: Wow. Why didn’t I think of that? You’ve cured my depression. Thanks.

[catlin368d]

[catlin368d]

When you finally realize that this is technically cannibalism...

[catlin368d]

A description of my life when sitting in bed