ThemMarvelTeens

The next generation

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Tony’s children 

[themmarvelteens]

Ned, May, and Harley getting Peter ready for his first actual date with MJ

Peter: Ok guys, so it's going to be at a semi-fancy restaurant, so should I go full suit, collared shirt and jeans, collared shirt and dress pants, collared shirt with jacket, blazer with white t-shirt and jeans, or should I just wear a t-shirt and jeans-

Harley: Ok, dude your overthinking it, you just named more clothes than I even have. Although I would suggest not going with the full tuxedo, you ain't going to a wedding.

Aunt May, all the way from the kitchen: It would look cute though.

Ned: I would also suggest not going with just t-shirt and jeans, your going to a sorta fancy restaurant, not school. Show us the collared shirt and blazer you were thinking of.

*Peter pulls out a black blazer and a light blue dress shirt*

Ned, Harley, and May: The blazer.

Peter: Ok, next hair.

Ned: Needs a bit of gel.

Harley: Nah, keep it messy, it's cuter messy.

Ned: Remember, classy restaurant.

Harley: Remember, you've got a date.

Peter: I'll go with gel, more classy.

May: Good choice.

Peter: Ok, I think I got everything. Thanks guys! *hugs them*

*Little did Peter know that inside the blazer was an audio recorder, and that May sent Ned, Harley, and Happy to spy on them. They went undercover with mustaches, hats, sunglasses, wigs, jackets and all.*

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Bucky asks Sam for permission to ask Sarah out

Bucky: So Sam, I was wondering if...

Sam: If what?

Bucky: If I could ask Sarah out?

Sam's mind: Y'know what, I'd like to see this man get rejected by my sister...that would be pretty funny.

Sam trying not to laugh: You know what, I suddenly have A CHANGE OF HEART. OF COURSE YOU CAN ASK OUT MY ONE AND ONLY SISTER!

Bucky: Ok, fine, fine, fine, fine it was worth a try.

Sam, still chuckling: No, I'm serious man, ask her out!

Bucky: ok...

*Texts Sarah*

Sam: Hey, Sarah if Bucky asks you out, reject him.

Sarah: No.

Sam: RELAX! Just this once. It's for a prank. please please please please? You'll still get your date:)

Sarah: Fine.

Sam: Yay!

*The next day*

Sam: SO BUCKY, HOW WAS THE DATE?

Bucky: ... *sad face*

Sam: Oh man, so sorry, but y'know there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

*Bucky then gets up to leave, but then is blindfolded by Sam, wrapped in webbing from Spiderman, then is put in a getaway car, driven by Clint who is driving them to the house boat to do the same thing to Sarah, then they get dropped off at a really fancy restaurant, proving to the world that Sam ships Bucky x Sarah 100%*

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Peter and Harley babysit Morgan

Peter: So Morgan, what do you wanna do?

Morgan: I WANNA SWING WITH THE WEBS!

Peter: No, I don’t think your mommy would approve of that.

Harley: I WANNA SWING WITH THE WEBS!

Harley and Morgan: SWING WITH THE WEBS! SWING WITH THE WEBS!

Peter clearly frustrated: HARLEY DON’T HELP THE GIRL’S CASE, HELP ME!!

Harley and Morgan: SWING WITH THE WEBS! SWING WITH THE WEBS!

*a text from Ned*

Ned: Hey, would it be possible for me to swing with the webs with you guys?

Peter: How the hell-

*Ten minutes later on the streets of New York Spiderman is holding Morgan, who is wearing a Spiderman mask she made at home, Harley is holding on to Spiderman, while also wearing a homemade mask, Ned is using one of Shuri’s prototype suits, while also wearing a homemade Spiderman mask, and MJ and Shuri are sitting in a cafe just watching them being idiots*

Peter, Harley, Morgan, and Ned: SWING WITH THE WEBS! SWING WITH THE WEBS!

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Peter and Harley meet

*At the Avengers Tower*

*Peter and Harley are eating donuts on opposite tables *

*Intense stare*

*Bucky walks in and looks at the donut platter*

 Bucky: Who took the last glazed?

*Bucky stares at Peter*

*Bucky stares at Harley*

5 minutes later...

*In the trunk of Buck’s car*

Harley: Hi I’m Harley

Peter: Oh, I’m Peter

[zephyrine-gale]

if you don’t think shuri would use her bracelet to astral project memes then what is the point???

[marvel-lous-things]

T'challa, a wary sibling, testing new gear: is this a prank

Shuri, ignoring the 42 hidden 360° cameras, 26 hidden audio recorders, her YouTube livestream, her Instagram livestream, the camera she hid in his shirt for a first person pov, Peter Parker on the ceiling, the camera in her hair, Nakia behind the door, and all the Dora Milaje staring through the window: no

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Peter and Shuri first meet

*Tony brings Peter to Wakanda*

*Peter playing with the goats*

Tony: Okay kid, I’m gonna go have a chat with the Wakandans, please don’t die while I’m gone.

Peter: Okay Mr. Stark.

*5 minutes later...*

Shuri: I named that one Tony.

Peter: Why?

Shuri: Because whenever he goes and does some random dangerous shit, he never seems to die.

Shuri: My brother has tried killing him multiple times because he thought he was wasting the goat food, and was a danger to the other goats. But Tony somehow managed to escape. The Dora Milaje tried as well. They failed too. Some are starting to believe he’s got powers.

Shuri: However he is my favorite goat.

Peter, now terrified of the goat he is holding in his arms: mINe tOO.