[catmoder]

the rumor comes out: does catmoder is really a cat?

[serpentchains]

need a relationship where we both genuinely believe we are two beacons of light surrounded by utter morons. yes dear their simple minds cannot possibly comprehend the intricacies of our bond. no one does it like we do and the similarities in our worldviews only serve as further proof that our way of living is the only correct one

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[sobcat]

she's running with the horses

[grndgame]

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

[ssexbug]

may be im the only one that can save the world

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[needs1]

[catmoder]

a girlfriend is an irl blorbo you can imagine in situations. every day i dm her things like "i cracked open a sunflower seed and you were inside" or "i spoke with a turtle and she said she was hiding you in her shell. is it comfortable?" and i get to find out how she feels about these situations because she's real and likes to talk to me

[destroysoil]

two egyptian fruit bats enjoying a yellow bell pepper

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[gaytrees]

plant based diet. as opposed to meat cringe diet

[deadeyesopened]

9 out of 10 haters stop hating before finally being vindicated

[dirtshrines]

[interdimentional]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[tmobilepark]

women is like a country i would die for