Mere Anarchy

hey bbg u wanna turn and turn on my widening gyre?

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[liberalsarecool]

This Pope is not staying silent on Trump's Epstein War. #SundaySermon #PopeLeo

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[scarletv0id]

Thinking about the Trill law that you can't go back to your former partners is so frustrating, because it never got brought up when Ezri Dax was considering getting back with Worf.

Like, after everything that helped with Jadzia and her love interest it just feels so stupid that it wouldn't have even been mentioned during that entire ark, other than cause homophobia.

[catpersonwithatemper]

This pisses me off as well but the conclusion I eventually came to was that that rule only applies to other joined trills? Like dax and her wife, if allowed, would stay together in every lifetime, not allowing their symbiotes to experience new lives (as explained in the show) but worf will die eventually. Unless ezri also dies super young and tragically then she's the last dax to be with him, and the next has to move on.

Maybe there's rules for species with way longer life spans but a trill getting with a dude twice in a row is really not a problem compared to them being together forever and reliving the same lives over again. Or at least its not worth policing. Fully my own headcanon but it's the only way it makes sense to me

[thebookworm0001]

[inneedofdonuts]

His energy is unmatched

[61below]

This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍

[haylestorming]

[Video description: a TikTok from @snubbyj showing a person playing “Mamma Mia” by ABBA on the RimbaTubes, an instrument made out of PVC pipes. The person uses paddles to whack the tops of the tubes and looks very happy. /end description.]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[eugeniedanglars]

haven’t watched this show or read the books but i can’t stop thinking about how much fun tumblr in the heated rivalry universe would be on the day the main characters’ relationship finally goes public

[eugeniedanglars]

heated rivalry universe dashboard simulator circa 20XX

🏒thatraiderlife Follow

as a gay person i am so impressed with ilya rozanov and shane hollander's bravery in coming out at the peak of their careers (while captaining two of the best teams in the league!) and think this has the potential to have an incredibly positive impact on the state of homophobia in men's professional sports and sports fan culture, as well as the mental health of gay players at every level. however as a boston fan who is still bitter about ilya transferring i hope jakey dies

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🦈 alldayidreamaboutsjsharks Follow

ANOTHER WIN FOR MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE RPF

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👩🏻‍⚕️ cristinayangsdefenseattorney Follow

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#okay obviously this is soooo selfish and i swear i'm happy for those hockey guys and all #but my favorite ever ao3 author got really into hockey rpf a while ago #and now i'm worried this is just gonna inspire them even more #and they're never gonna get back to the grey's anatomy multichapter wip i followed them for :( #i know fic authors don't owe updates but like. ugh. whatever #do not rb

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

SINCE 2008?!

😇 angelofthe-lord Follow

me when i remember how long it's been since castiel debuted on supernatural

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🎿 sidneycrosbysyellowcrocs Follow

i get that everyone's having fun and all but they're not even the first openly gay professional hockey players on their respective teams. like maybe calm down a little

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👑 prince-rozanov Follow

not gonna name names but wow some people really want to minimize the bravery it takes for two queer men to be open about their relationship in a professional athletic environment just bc said queer men don't play for their preferred hockey team lmao

#your homophobia is showing babe!

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👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow  

so you're telling me those two hockey players who people shipped for a literal decade just admitted they're a couple for real?

🎮 hideokojimafeetpics Follow

op is a harry styles x barack obama shipper btw. like they're saying this gives them hope harry styles and barack obama are going to admit their secret decade-plus relationship too. just in case you forgot that most rpf shippers are completely insane

👨🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼 harry-and-barry Follow

oh so now the death stranding mpreg blog wants to preach to us

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[downton-not-downtown-smh]

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

[judasconcrete-deactivated202306]

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

[sprachgefuehle]

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

[hearteyedraccoon]

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

[dichterfuerstin]

Don Blorbo from my opera

[toomanystoryideas]

błórbżo from my polish poetry

[velociraptrix]

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

[amarguerite]

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Blorbio from my early modern plays

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Assembling some more from the notes:

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

And the kicker:

[lastvalyrian]

useless rosetta stone

[tarysande]

Waiting for Blorbot

[janeeyreofmanderley]

Blorby Blorboby from my long winded Dickens novel!

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Finblorbin from my Tolkien novel.

[grubhubgaming]

Blorbell from my video game made for little children to learn new words

[hexjulia]

lmao god, english upper class people... I was reading Mathilda, and there's all these monologues about the protagonist going insane from loneliness and not knowing how to act when she finally strikes up a friendship again; she has retired to a cottage in the woods and is essentially in hiding. All this time we're given the impression that she is utterly alone in that cottage. Much woe about the completeness of her loneliness. and then.

what do you mean your servant ...? in your cottage in the woods where you were so utterly alone? that one?

[hexjulia]

pt 2, this time Frankenstein by the same. Said Frankenstein is greatly relieved when he returns and the 'apartment was empty' because this means his monster has fled. but then

...did that servant materialise out of thin air to bring him food in his room. The place not actually empty, just empty of people of his own class. he just left the servant and his monster with each other while he was out.

Eventually the monster was like "well this is awkward. I'm out." and the servant presumably just filed the encounter under "weird shit upper class people do" and went on with his life.

[lierdumoa]

I remember taking this college elective on film adaptations and we talked about the controversy caused by the PBS adaptation of Emma, which made a point of putting servants in every. single. scene, confronting the audience with the reality that the main characters are surrounded by servants constantly and are choosing not to acknowledge their presence. Emma is consoling her "poor" friend Harriet over her misfortune and the entire time a servant is standing there silently brushing Emma's hair or some shit. Virtually every other adaptation of Emma does a very good job of invisiblizing the constant presence of the working class labor force that allowed these people to live the way they did.

[technologistrevolution]

If anyone is interested the murder mystery Gosford Park specifically explored this phenomenon. Roger Ebert did a review of it here.

[mycatwantstoeatpins]

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A quote from Mary Shelley's Mathilda: '[...] arrived and quite incapable of taking off my wet clothes that clung about me. In the morning, on her return, [highlighted] my servant [end highlight] found me almost lifeless, while possessed by a high fever I was lying on the floor of my room.

A quote from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: [...] hands for joy and ran down to Clerval. [highlighted] We ascended into my room, and the servant presently brought breakfast; [end highlight] but I was unable to contain myself. It was not joy only that possessed me; I felt my flesh tingle with excess of sensitiveness, and my pulse beat rapidly.]

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re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc

[vampirevatican]

YOU GUYS THE LIKE BUTTON FOR WINTER, CHRISTMAS, NEW YEAR TAGS ARE ANIMATED BASED ON TIME 💕.ᐟ.ᐟ

morning: mittens making a snowball

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night: aurora borealis