Jo

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

[qqchurch]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[queercanelady]

if you liked this post, please consider helping me not go broke. if you didn't like this post, you have to help me, i'm not giving you a choice.

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[mschelle]

Well hot damn if it wasn't enough for this loser to throw a public tantrum now he's going out of his way to follow predestrogen on other platforms and start harassing her there!!! You can't hide these Matt I got the screenshots lol!!!!!!

HE'S BLATANTLY LYING OUT OF HIS ASS!! SPREAD IT AROUND!! And also since she seems to be from Ireland even though I don't even know shit about eu laws from what little I do know this is a big violation of GDPR and should be reported as such!! https://commission.europa.eu/law/law-topic/data-protection/reform/rights-citizens/redress/what-should-i-do-if-i-think-my-personal-data-protection-rights-havent-been-respected_en

[creatureofthecornfield]

@photomatt should kill himself.

[fleshengine]

I genuinely hope this circulates forever.

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[adamraczek]

POV: du bist Markus Söder

[sunbathe-yoursoul]

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[maja-paja]

[penandinkprincess]

listening to my coworkers talk about how they've gotten back into pokemon go and how they forgot how fun it is knowing i'm about to drop a vibe killer bomb

[naughtypiggy]

Well fuck. Can’t have anything in Detroit.

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[quakerjoe]

[swordsagedachsie]

[mommahoney]

Lying Liars

YES!

[gaeliclass]

Law to make it illegal to lie in elections passed in Senedd

Welsh parliament agrees law to outlaw lying in future Senedd election campaigns.

[katiedingo]

I had to check this wasn’t The Onion