Cavolfire the Roasted

Eater of the Mystic Soup Founder of the Society for Pickling Survivors Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic

[river3000]

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Yo!

Where my sorcerers at?

[thedarksorcerer]

K

[the-tiniest-sorcerer]

U

[lead-sorcerer]

N

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

G

[yossyislandd]

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

HEATWAVE OF SLOW COOKING FOR 4-6 HOURS

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

FLOOD OF HEARTY BROTH

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

CARROTNADO

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

TSONIONAMI

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

BEEFQUAKE

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

I CAST

TOMATO PASTE BLIZZARD

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

After many long moonless nights and sunless days, I have escaped The Shrimp.

Beware the shrimp. Once they take over it will take terrible feats to escape them.

I shant speak of my own escape.

I've missed you, friends

[the-mighty-dalob]

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Hey, do they mean you?

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

@cavolfire-the-roasted bold of you to think you've escaped

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

BACK FROM THE HELLSCAPE FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

[tobnuuy]

why is it that people who dont play hollow knight are the funniest about it. friend whos been watching me play sent me this headcanon of theirs

[fullfrontalwizard]

A bit of background info as we enter the MORGAN’S FIRST QUEST arc

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

After many long moonless nights and sunless days, I have escaped The Shrimp.

Beware the shrimp. Once they take over it will take terrible feats to escape them.

I shant speak of my own escape.

I've missed you, friends

[chongoblog]

Had a dream that there was a new Pokemon that was ghost type and it was like. Half a greyhound. It was a spectral dog that was known as one of the fastest Pokemon. And yet it only had it front legs. There were wispy floating stubs on its back half which sort of implied there COULD be legs, but they never reached even close to the ground. It stood on its front legs as if the back legs were still there.

I don’t know what this Pokemon’s name was but its appeared in many of my dreams so either they made it real and I forgot or I’m being haunted by a Fakemon.

[chongoblog]

I have been informed it is not a real Pokemon so I’ll share another detail I recall seeing about it more than once.

One of its main features about it is that it could run stupidly fast, like, a solid 100 MPH (at least thats my best guess from a dream) but more impressively or eerily is that it could go from 100 to 0 almost immediately, stopping in a stance where it stood up straight and at attention

I think I love this weird dream dog

[chongoblog]

I assume this is for artists so sure thing

I imagine that this dog is very tall and sleek (like a good five feet tall), with a sickly pale (with just a hint of light blue hue). Its eyes are a pure empty (yet still piercing somehow) white. Along its front half across the back and its legs are pale green sets of stripes, almost like racing stripes.

As for how the ghostly “back legs” worked, they looked sort of like this

with his physical form slowly transitioning into an pale blue ectoplasm, and there were amorphous hints of what could have possibly once been legs. Despite completely missing his back half, the posture seen here is still its regular posture, standing straight up, as if a soldier at attention.

Hope this helps!

[luukewyrm]

Hehe i really like this concept

[luukewyrm]

@legalarson

SO TRUE BOOZOI

[queerbuwan]

Idea:

Wizard council of wizard councils, where there's a giant room that is shaped like a pizza and each slice hosts every member of a wizard council

the purpose? IDK

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“New book”

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

May we have an exerpt?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, it is a shepherds holy text centered on a purple divine entity”

“Freedom 12:41

…and I called out to the gods, and the gods called back, and I said out to the gods, and the gods said back, “Help me escape” and there he was. A man who features was that of ripples in water, and whose visage was that of perfect normalcy. He gave to me this question “what doth thou wish to escape from?”.

In that moment I did know that he could truly save us. In his eyes that were that of a normal man shined the endless possibility of a god. So I asked upon him to help me escape this situation, and so we were in a feild, I asked to help me escape the famine, and so there was food. I asked to help me escape ignorance, and so there was knowledge. I only did end up stoping becouse he told me that on their lost calf had asked for his aid, and then he was gone…”

“This passage is said to be written by a man named freedom, a name he got after leading a slave revolt and starting up a traveling nomadic herding collective from the slaves he freed.”

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

Fascinating! Do you know what Era this tale dates to?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“I’m not sure?”

“The religion is still alive so the exact dates have been lost to the ages, it is theorized to be 3,000 years old give or take a bit. The slave revolt has been narrowed down to two options, one that aligns with scripture and cutler, and one that aligns with outside sources and dates of other known events.”

“I believe the two are the Derago slave revolt, and the Usamucha uprising.”

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

Thank you for doing your research, I simply ask because of some very dusty tomes that I believe reference this religion. Not quite sure when they entered my collection

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“I heard someone asking for escape? We here at escape co. take our jobs very seriously. Do you need any help?”

*a man stands in front of you… or the outline of a man. Something far bigger and far more complex than a man uses the share of one to hide… not to well though, he is just generic man in every aspect, especially the face.*

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

Perhaps some time ago escape was needed, though now I believe we are all as free as we allow ourselves. Are you alright, friend?

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“What are you talking about-“

*looks over to the book. Dives for it*

“NO NO NO NO. PLEASE NO!”

*he is blushing like a mother fucker as he tries to tackle to book from its hands.*

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

*displaces the escape wizard several feet away and places them in a tineout bubble*

Excuse me sir, do you have a reason to be tackling our dear friend worm?

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

*the escape wizard, escapes from the bubble and take the book and starts running.*

“You can’t read it, I won’t let you.”

@ignisuadaroleplay

@cavolfire-the-roasted

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

@wormruleroftheruinsofbabel Well uh, I hope that book wasn't too interesting. I am too weary to chase or inquire in this behavior. Do we know anyone willing to repo your book?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“I need to escape the lack of knowledge”

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“Yes I’m here to-“

“Oh you!”

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Capture the book this time”

@cavolfire-the-roasted

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

*I place the book into a pocket dimension only I can access*

What now, escapist?

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“Uh”

*grabs through a portal dragging @ignisuadaroleplay out*

“Ask me to help escape any book I want!”

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

Help!! I need to escape book theft!!

@wizard-of-convenient-escapes

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“Yes of course, that book is now only accessible by you, not even I could-“

“Nothingness dame it.”

*escape sits down criss cross apple sauce*

“At least your not reading it”

@ignisuadaroleplay

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

Give me a very very good reason, and I will swear to hide the contents of that book for as long as I live.

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

“Im… that book is about me…. Back when I still didn’t know much about human culture… please it’s embarrassing for people to hear what I sounded like back then. : (“

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

@ignisuadaroleplay @cavolfire-the-roasted

“Oh him this guy was trying to steal that holy text from me because it turns out to be worshiping him”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ah. And what am I meant to do about that?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Nothing”

@ignisuadaroleplay @cavolfire-the-roasted @crickled-thorn-thug

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Oh, ok. Soooo. Hi then?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, hello”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

How’s the library goin?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Good, good.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Amazing!

(Wagwag)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, how has your… potion making been?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

It’s been good as well! Been on vacation recently so haven’t been making as much, but it’s been well.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Good good. You know I’m the one who actually recommended that book of alchemy for you”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Eh?

(I scratch my head)

Did I buy one at the Shop?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“I believe it was you. The great book of Alchemy by I . K”

“Was it not?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

OHBYEAH sorry purchase memory isn’t great

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes yes. Do give _____ my best wishes”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Will do!!

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“I assume you will, yes.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Well can I do anything for ya while m here?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“No… I was making a joke because your name is will. Like if I said ‘Worm, do’.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

OH! Hah, nice.

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes yes… would you like to ride a wyvern?”

*the question comes from nowhere, you a little shocked by it*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Wait- huh!??

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes a wyvern”

*he snaps his fingers…. You think, you can’t see any hands.*

“I am more partly to my Wyrm but you may find it more pleasant.”

*a wyvern is brought out with two seats, one to fit you and one made from me. It is more of a small Howdah as big as your chest for the worm to sit in as he flys the beast*

“So yes or no?”

*he makes his way up to the seat*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Uh- sure!

(I climb onto the seat)

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Good, so where to?”

*you… don’t know why it is doing it… he seams have made a decision your unaware of as of now.*

“Some where that will take a bit to get to”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Um. I’m not sure? Confused as to what’s going on. You choose?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“No no, the gust must choose”

*you feel like this point can not be argued*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Yes sir- umm. My house?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes, that will do”

“Carrnoco fly as high as that of your name sake. Be one with the clouds and soar!”

*rumbling voices come from the tiny worm as the wyvern flaps its grand white wings and takes off. The beast you ride is a beautiful thing. Its top is that of grand of different colors and its belly is that of a white cloud*

*the great wyvern takes off into the sky and starts to ascend at a frittering height*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Prettyyyyy!

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Yes truly a beauty. One of the best of her generation. But let’s get down to business”

*his little carriage thing turns around to face you*

*he looks up at you*

“You truly don’t know why I offered this ride do you?”

(Ooc, neither do I but you better believe I’m gonna by the end of this)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Not really? Is it something about a story? A curse? Little boon?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“Hm… you could say so… you could say not…”

*a pause, you can really feel it… your so high in the sky… higher than you ever been before… you look down at the worm… he could kill you if he so choose at any time. That is very important. HE. COULD. KILL. YOU. AT. ANY. TIMR.*

“What with the nervous face? No need to fear. You will not die today.”

*he says it with enough confidence that you become certain of it. You will not die TODAY.*

“I would like to formally apologize for the lack luster reception I gave you back there. You asked for a tale and yet I did not deliver… that is why I offer this as repayment.”

*he pulls out a ornate whistle*

“Take it, it will serve you well.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

What is it? What’s going on?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“It is simply a gift, if you’re ever in need. Blow that whistle. But be warned, you get one blow. One. But many things are possible. Use it wisely.”

“Anything within my power is possible, but only once”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

And what exactly is in your power, my little friend?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“… I rule a kingdom… let’s see 3,000 foot soldiers all trained in magic, 30 air born wyvern/Wyrm/drake knights…. The biggest archive of knowledge left intact in the world, and about enough debts to collect to topple three empires.”

“Oh and also reading bedtime stories. Would not be the first time one of my whistles are blown for it.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Ah. Well, thank you a lot! When we get to my home, would you like to come in for a meal and a bedtime story?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“No… I mustn’t… but… sure… do you have a stables where I can keep carrn.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

I got some Trees?

[wormruleroftheruinsofbabel]

“A little to small for her”

@ignisuadaroleplay @cavolfire-the-roasted @crickled-thorn-thug

[crickled-thorn-thug]

Not sure why I'm tagged but I'll contribute 👍

*too

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

@cavolfire-the-roasted

*back at the base*

“Soooo…”

[wizard-of-convenient-escapes]

@cavolfire-the-roasted

[cavolfire-the-roasted]

(Ooc. I'm really sick rn sorry. I'll try to be active this weekend)

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

In which way does your magic begin to gradually affect your body?

Your breath is always visible regardless of the temperature

Your hair can change into every color of the rainbow, according to your mood

Sailor Tattoos start appearing on your skin

Weird tiny crystalline growths start appearing on your skin

Your reflection never seems to exactly match your actual appearance

Your hair moves in such a way that makes it seem like doesn't follow gravity

Your feet are seemingly always stained with a mixture of mud and blood

Tattoos of important words of magic start appearing on your skin

Tattoo-like marks shaped like spiders start appearing on your skin

A tattoo of a lock appears on your skin, right over your heart

You appear to be slowly growing taller and taller

Voting ended onApr 30, 2024