Did you bring the offering?

I am the omnipotent god of a parallel world. The longer I'm here,the stronger my grip on this world grows. Also the Unofficial Supplier of Garlic bread on Wizard Island

[crickled-thorn-thug]

Once a god,now a semi-mortal

Greetings to you all

As a now official member of WIZARD ISLAND ISLAND🏝️,I suppose an introduction post is only inevitable

I was the last remaining god of my world. Warring factions of all kinds of living beasts slew themselved and the rest of the gods. But my power was too great for them and quickly I became the sole ruler of that universe. I may have ruled,but never governed nor controlled. Simply just observed from a distance.

I was the laziest and silliest of the gods,but I survived🤡

Visions had taught me how to create a rift. I did so with the purpose of discovering an apparent island of wizards. Now I am here,in your world. My powers may be diminished but I have a nearly infinite amount of garlic bread🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

Leave me an offering should you wish

In return I shall grant you temporary immortality limited to the location of Wizard Island Island(or return to you an offering of your choice).

Offerings can be:

- Memes🐧

- Something you think is neat👌

- Puns and other jokes(you don't count as a joke)🃏

- song recommendation🎧

- game recommendation👾

- more memes🦆

- a virtual hug🫂

- a virtual cookie🍪

- one more meme🐦‍⬛

My magic arsenal of this world includes(but is not limited to):

-Garlic bread summoning spell (I WILL SPAM THIS SPELL AT ANY AND EVERY OPPORTUNITY)

-Wind creature communication (I speak to, through and with the wind and it's invisible inhabitants)

-Incineration of rock based items. Including metals

-Immediate fermentation(applies to both living and non-living)

-Never ending cauldron(I can cause cauldrons and other containers to continuously flow. This applies to all containers,even biological, which can hold liquid)

Wizards Beware:

I might(will) cause some mischief here and there on wizard island island,feel free to join in. What else is a former trickster god meant to do...

Also you know the drill about interacting:

I shouldn't have to make a list. Simply if you're an asshole(on purpose),stay away. If you're cool,welcome to my blog🪄

Have some garlic bread for your scrolling pleasure🍞

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Prepubescent warlocks be like "it takes a child to raze a village"

[pixelslop-imaging]

the orange bishop gains its orange hue from excessive consumption of orange juice

[gary-orange]

orange

[mold-wizard]

Yeah, actually the amulet is the only item in that treasure chest that isn't cursed.

[wizardalexa]

✨You are not the first person to ask Wizard Alexa to help name their child.✨ ✨Wizard Alexa always chooses the name "Borbgobble".✨ ✨If you were ever wondering why so many wizards have kids named Borbgobble, that is the reason.✨

[the-gelid-sorceror]

Installed some giant boulder traps around the outside of my tower in prep for the skeleton war, they're all enchanted to make a bowling pin sound when they crush a skeleton.

I severely underestimated their effectiveness, skeletons came over the horizon two days ago and i haven't slep since.

[thefaestolemynamewizardposting]

Our Wizard Conservation Areas will be CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC temporarily due to the Skeleton War.

Those with combat experience may be admitted after a brief screening.

Skeletons, of course, have free entrance!

[mold-wizard]

Dungeon building protip: Adventurers are attracted to mazes. If you add a maze in your dungeon, adventurers will assume there must be something valuable in there and will spend hours wandering through the maze. Because of this, mazes are an excellent way to inexpensively increase your dungeon's capacity and throughput.

[mold-wizard]

The maze doesn't even have to have anything in it, but if you do put something in the center or in a conspicuous location that adventurers might assume is the "goal" of the maze, the adventurers will be so tired and frustrated by the time they get there that they are likely to fail to take the usual precautions. This is therefore an ideal place to put a trap.

Hell, even something as simple as a pit with a weight-operated trapdoor cover is 350% more likely to successfully capture adventurers in the center of a labyrinth than it is in the average location.

[shwizard]

Yall, I'm casting

Funky Fall Good Vibes

Have a wonderfully funky fall day

[the-wetland-wizard-council]

Council Announcement of the Day:

The last Cicada buzzing in our northern conservation areas will be crowned a Lich King and raise an army of their fallen brethren

[fleshengine]

did you hear about the postman who got his organs ripped out?

he was delivered

[evilwizard]

t-shirt that says “i opposed the wizard council and all i got was TRANSMOGRIFIED INTO A HIDEOUS CREATURE”

[gavamont]

There once was a wizard of a very queer type

Yes they were gay, but that not what's the hype

This wizard had robes, but the materials weren't conventional

not wool, linen, or cotton, but patchwork unmentionables

so they traipsed around in lace and stray plaids

they were trophies from wizards they had made glad

some say its peculiar, some say its obscene

but if you know that wizard, it is simply their scene

[ratazom]

I'm proud to report red satin among his patches.

[gavamont-clone-1]

And a lot of green from the fun dimension.

[gavamont]

Unfortunately, every time I saw this wizard, I was going commando. 😔

It’s true guys, honest. I just go sans underpants

[jimkinnz]

(⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠) i don,t wear clothes except for my hat and scarf•

[gavamont]

Yeah, with an outfit like that, no wonder you’re doing well.

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

Update: my chainmail underwear has been found…. Now how tf do I get it back

[good-wizard]

...so that's where my boxers went

[evilwizard]

stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

[mothiq-deactivated20210906]

u ever look at a shade of green and think "yes."

[the-real-wizard]

for any master wizards:

so hypothetically if i were to steal a mysterious rock and keep it in my wizard tower knowing that if i do i will be haunted by animals of the forest

does this make me a bad wizard

[a-squirrel-wizard]

Like bad morally? Yeah kinda

Bad at being a wizard? Nah messing with things is kinda a wizards whole thing

[the-mighty-dalob]

Also: see the positive, if you're constantly hunted by forest animals you'll never run out of venison!

[a-squirrel-wizard]

I gotta say. Fire spells have a certain je ne said quois that makes you feel like a Regent

[the-mighty-dalob]

Welcome to the dark side...

Well... technically bright side... because... y'know... fire makes light and all...