River :)

Idek bro

[river3000]

[ceoslayers]

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione's death penalty has been dropped!! Federal judge dismissed half of his federal charges, one of which was death penalty eligible. Luigi now only faces 2 stalking charges.

[karnagevisors]

mother furby

[homunculus-argument]

You're in his dm's, I'm on my knees under his desk, chewing on his computer wires.

[queer-as-city-folk]

This should probably be in a museum alongside like a van gogh painting or a vermeer, it is on that same level of cultural significance to me

[strange-aeons]

father strange, behold my nest of occlupanids

Dangerous crow boy is that you????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Danny Gonzalez died of mysterious circumstances, but all anybody cared about was who got his dogs and kid.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[totally-cis-offical]

You would think so but nope

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

im sorry but i dont think i can keep following you. i love your blog but your pfp is very problematic. seals are living obelisks of destruction and evil. they are the reason every terrible thing happens. one day they will kill us all

Don’t care. Get joy and whimsied

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[snapscube]

Can I interest you in our desert menu?

sure what have u got

[snapscube]

thanks but i’ll pass

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: Ca tt t ? at a gt a cac 🌵 a ta t ’ a

Closest match: Capra hircus breed Inner Mongolia cashmere goat chromosome 12 Common name: Goat

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[hellsitegenetics]

target audience

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[littleberrybat]

never gone from 'oh yeah that's nice' to 'i hate it' so vicerally

[the-haiku-bot]

never gone from ‘oh

yeah that’s nice’ to 'i hate it’

so vicerally

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lastoneout]

What's Trump Going To Announce At The Press Conference Tomorrow?

His health is failing and he's stepping down.

His health is failing and he's quitting but Vance is breaking the news.

His health is failing but refuses to step down.

He declares war on another country or countries.

No annoncement he just stands there for 20 minutes doing nothing.

He just talks about how nice the rose garden looks paved over.

He claims that his health is fine and good and insists everyone shut up already.

He just bitches about not being invited to that conference with Putin and Xi.

He actually announces something about the Epstein Files.

His Palace has been cleared by the Phantom Thieves and he apologizes and quits.

He drops dead on stage in front of all of us.

Something Else.

Voting ended onSep 3, 2025

Leaving this up for one day because the conference is tomorrow, make sure to reblog to help the sample size grow in time!

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by mr.tomtotoro. no caption]

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]