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real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????
why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok
People saying that Louis is being too mean to Lestat like girl....that's his abuser lol??? "Why is Louis so mean to the guy that used to physically abuse him and was also a participant in the murder of his daughter :(" you guys sound stupiddddddd. Louis threw Armand into a wall and he's still fine lolll, Lestat can handle a few mean words.
i'm a liability get you wild make you leave
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I saw the shock collar ask and it had me 🥵 so I wanted to chime in with the addition of Ilya putting it on the setting where if Shane makes a noise it shocks him (you know like one of those cruel ones to stop dogs from barking) and then edging the LIFE out of him, so that every whine and whimper and moan results in him getting shocked, which creates a feedback loop where every shock makes him moan, so the collar shocks him again, which makes him moan more… and on and on and on until he’s just incoherent and drooling from it all. And every now and again Ilya will stop whatever it is he’s doing to drive Shane mad with pleasure to look down at him in mock disapproval, tutting at him and telling him to be quiet, as if Shane is just too stupid to understand what he needs to do to get the shocks to stop…
okay I’m running away now bc I’m shy 🙈 🏃
😵💫 this is very good yes yes
Your blog is my kinky little safe space so I’m just going to leave this here:
Petplay Shane wears shock collar and sometimes when he’s sucking Ilya off he just gives Shane a little buzz just so Ilya can feel the vibration and how his throat tightens around his cock in surprise/pain and Shane’s eyes water because his gag reflex is kicking in again even though he’s been TRAINED to keep it down and then sometimes they play “guess the position” where Ilya thinks of how he wants to fuck his good boy and then Shane gets to guess which one Ilya is thinking of by moving to that position but when he gets it wrong Ilya gives him a little zap and he’s SO hard those shocks just go right to his dick and he can’t BREATH
Ugh sorry it’s like 1AM and I’m on my period so sorry if it doesn’t make sense but u get it.
oh yes I love this. guess the position... 😵💫 that's sooo good. combine this with my ilya speaks to puppy shane in russian thing... so ilyas telling him exactly where he wants him but shane doesnt understanddd
Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
also consider - hookup era - Shane has this exact same meeting with Bad Bunny and the two hit it off. And then there are PICTURES of Shane Hollander and Bad Bunny and Ilya has to See That™.
Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)
But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.
And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.
And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
#ilya was in heaven
Shane with Ilya’s thumb in his mouth requested by anon <3
biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"
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It's true, I've been with many women, but…
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