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[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[bisquid]

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

[brightlotusmoon]

I love this post every time it comes around.

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[conarcoin]

[naamahdarling]

I would play the shit out of this.

[ashanoir]

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

Windstorm: The Legend of Khiimori (PC & Consoles)

Experience the legendary adventures of a brave courier rider! Bond with your horse and tame the open wilds of 13th century Mongolia.

[finnglas]

Found it! Reblogging to kickstart when I’m at my laptop.

[autistick-aedonis]

please send me photos of your beautiful cats and baby kittens

sincerely,

an autistic person who loves cats and would die to pet one without having an allergic reaction :3

[cboy2000]

Her name's Demon, and she's a 13 year old little angel.

[rvllybllply2014]

Love this so much

[marinella-ela]

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Bruce: We're going to put everything we love in this box.

Jason: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: no

Tim: Can I put Dick in the box?

Bruce: No.

Damian: Can I-

Bruce: NO YOU MAY NOT PUT DICK IN THE BOX!

Dick: *cries in My Brothers Just Admitted They Love Me*

[a-god-in-crime-alley]

Bruce: if I can’t put any of YOU in the box, you can NOT put your brother in the box

[cboy2000]

Jason: You put me in a box.

[bokettochild]

This poped into my head while reading the Bite Ask and imagine child!Legend biting into a monster and then twisting his body so violently to the side that said monster goes flying into another. Then naming that tecnique The Bit And Yeet. He doesn't use it as often nowadays but can and will do it if required. Twilight and Warriors are mildly terrified of the vet's power. The Bit And Yeet also works on rocks and discarted swords.

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!

The veteran was called what he was for a reason.

Be it Legend, Vet, or collector, it was because the man -or boy? -had seen nearly anything Hylia could throw at him, had lived through it, and had the souvenirs to prove it.

He would have thought that would mean Legend would actually use those souvenirs as a result.

He really wished the vet had.

Sure, he did some questionable things in his wolf form. Tail chasing and bone gnawing aside, he had never gone this far!

Legend sneezed violently, a soft snuffling squeak that had no business sounding adorable when the vet’s face was streaked with blood, and where usually someone would tease him for it, no one did. They were all a bit too busy staring in horror as Legend opened his mouth and dropped the bokoblin he’d been holding tight in his teeth, tongue hanging out with a disgusted expression as he sneezed again, fur and blood and spittle flying up as he rubbed one hand over his face, smearing it even worse.

“What?” Violet eyes looked up at them nonplussed, face painted with a dark shadowy crimson and teeth still dripping black blood.

“Legend what the-”

The vet sneezed again, his entire body jolting as he rubbed at his twitching nose. “Stupid fur!”

“You just tore a blin’s throat out! With your teeth!” Four’s fingers buried themselves in their hair as the smithy stared up in abject horror at his friend. “And you’re worried about a bit of fur in your mouth?”

The vet rolled his eyes. “It’s-” Another series of sneezes cut him off, shoulders jumping each time and eyes watering as he rubbed furiously at his face, smearing the black blood further over everything as he blew spittle and blood across the path and the two downed bokoblins lying at his feet. “I'm allergic to boko fur.” Legend sniffled at last, rubbing his nose with an equally bloody hand.

“You’re worse than Wild.” Twilight breathed, eyes wide and face pale.

No one had even thought they’d see Legend launch himself at an enemy the way he had. The vet’s hand had been crushed between a tree and a shield, and hung limp at his side, utterly useless in the fight and incapable of picking up a sword. Usually, any of them would know that that was the point you backed out. It was only a small camp of bokos and the other eight could handle it.

But then Four had been downed by one of the blins, their sword cast to the side as the smithy had cowered behind their shield, hardly holding back an enemy that they couldn’t fight against without help.

Bunnies don’t have bloodlust, Twilight had to remind himself, but Legend apparently did, because he’d half flown across the field, latching onto the blin’s throat with nothing but his teeth, jerking his head around and sending the convulsing body of the monster into one its neighbors, who dropped their weapon into Legend’s reach, dooming itself to death as the vet’s right hand had clasped around the handle and swung with all his uncoordinated glory.

And only now, as the rest of them were regrouping around the fallen smithy and blood soaked vet, did Legend seem to realize just what was in his mouth.

And he only dropped it because it was making him sneeze.

“I really hate fur.” Legend wheezed, sneezing again with an annoyed expression.

As if that was their main concern!

[catasters]

[icantkeepplantsalive]

My favorite headcannon-

So we all agree that Bernard would have a popular YouTube channel or Reddit where he posts his theory’s, right?

When Tim is pissed off at his family he makes up his own theory’s about them and tells Bernard- and Bernard obsesses and it spirals and soon everyone’s pissed off EXCEPT Tim

And even if he doesn’t beleive Tim or doesn’t post about it the bats all live in fear that he WILL and Tim revels in the chaos

Dick- *pisses Tim off for the third time this week because he’s bored*

Tim- *on the phone with Dick* Hey babe?

Bernard- Yes love?

Tim- you know, I’ve been thinking about it for a while- do you think Nightwing has a stunt double?

Bernard- what?

Dick- WHAT?!

Tim- I mean, we’ve all seen him do all those flips and tricks on the rooftop, but I’ve never seen it while he’s actually fighting.

Dick- TIM

Tim- What if there’s two? One who parkours and does all the tricks and one who actually fights crime?

Bernard- okay, but why would they do that?

Tim- maybe it’s a way to suprise criminals? If they think Nightwings showing off downtown they’ll feel safe doing somthing shifty on the other side of town, and then BAM- the other one shows up! Or another Bat! It’s a way to lil criminals into a false sense of security, Nightwing can’t actually do any of those tricks! It’s a body double!

Bernard- IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!

Dick- TIMOTHY JACKSON

(It spirals from their. Bernard posts a video and every hero ever sends a link of it to Dick. ((Bernard beleives Nightwings body double is Richard Grayson- who works part time at Gothams Gymnasium teaching acrobatics- who ELSE knows how to do a quadruple flip and he always seems to disappear when somthing bass going on in Gotham(((Tim CHOKES when Bernard tells him))) but he doesn’t post that part to protect him)) )

Jason- exists to piss of Tim*

Tim- stares him dead in the eye, pulls out his phone and calls his boyfriend*

Bernard- hey-

Tim- Bernard! You’ll never guess what I saw!

Bernard- wha-

Tim- Red Hood and Nightwing were kissing! And it looked like Red Hood proposed! They must’ve been together for years!

Bernard- oh my god! It makes so much sense!!

Bernard- later that night- what happened to you?

Tim- still grinning- I got kneecapped by Hood

Bernard- aww, maybe Nightwing said no

Damian- admit your faults, Drake, you are unworthy and unwanted-

Tim- *wordlessly pulls out his phone and calls Bernard

Bernard- Hey babe!

Tim- so I have a theory- you know how everyone thinks there have been like- five, six robins?

Bernard- yeaaaaah?

Tim- what if there’s just the one? And Batman de-ages them when they get to old? I mean, he does have access to alien tech, right

Bernard- they all look different?

Tim- side effect of alien tech knowledgey maybe? Maybe that’s why they keep getting SHORTER

Damian- accept your demise, Drake! *activly trying to kill Tim

Tim- *laughing

Bernard-*hangs up

Even after Bernard KNOWS they kee doing it, and Bernard does it way more often then Tim. Specifically when they’re being mean to his boyfriend. “Damian needed to be put in his place! He had no right to say that to you!” “Bruce KNOWS your swamped, he can handle his own shit or I will make him.” “If dick doesn’t want to SAY sorry than I will MAKE him sorry”

Bernard’s favorite thing to do is pair the boy boys together or with different hero’s or criminals. His biggest hit was an hour long video explaining the long history and love square between Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Batman, and Superman he made when Bruce made Tim cry

**it’s all in good fun and everybody loves each other in my world because I ship the Batboysxhappinessandoverfourhoursofsleep

[bloodytales]

This is the cutest thing!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jenroses]

sound on, his voice is something else.

[saintbullart]

this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial

[lacefuneral]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

Caught in a rather good romance

[slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de]

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

[ailurinae]

…that is exactly what it sounds like

[kieu-silly-world]

[squidificati0n]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this