Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
KIROKAZE
No title available
No title available
d e v o n
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Aqua Utopiaď˝ćľˇăŽĺşă§č¨ćśăç´Ąă
Jules of Nature

No title available

pixel skylines

tannertan36
DEAR READER

Love Begins
wallacepolsom
Cosmic Funnies
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sweet Seals For You, Always
seen from Australia

seen from Russia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Australia
seen from Guyana

seen from Guyana
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
@cc-gross
Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.
This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.
Itâs only fitting that this gets reblogged today
This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th
I wanted to try drawing Riz Gukgak
I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink thatâs so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldnât be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.
hot take: I donât like it when someone asks a question (often in a comment section) and people respond with âyou couldâve just searched this upâ
like, yes, of course google wouldâve given them a quick easy answer, but thereâs an amount of humanity and sincerity that comes with asking another actual person- especially when it comes to rather specific or personal things
Hii! i'm love your fanfiction, sorry for my english for bad, is not my original language, i'm braziliam and i'm practicing, butttt.. your make one or two fanfiction captain clark x reader x clark 1° the reader is from other country (she is latina), and she fall im backrooms, and meet clark, he helps her, and soon introduces reader to capitan clack 2° reader is entity, but, you form is like a sirens/marmaid, and she meet capitan (i'm don't kwon if this make sense, but lately, i'm interested in thist for mermaid) i'm really love your fanfiction, and again, sorry my bad english đ
OOOOOO yes of course lovely!!! and no need to apologize at all, your english is fantastic!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA OF CAPTAIN CLARK FALLING FOR A SIREN/MERMAID ENTITY OMG, if you'd like i can write both for you and ill make the first one another post so it can be its own thing, and this one the mermaid one!!
please enjoy!! <3
captain clark x siren/mermaid!reader hcs
đŚlet's say you were an entity that was formed from a memory of someone who was one of those professional mermaids (you know, the ones who do shows in aquariums and stuff)
đŚyou spawn into the poolrooms, since you're a mermaid and can swim! you have a few eyes trailing off the side of your face, and an extra nose and lips, and your hands have a few extra fingers. your tail also has an extra fin or two
some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine
Seaside orchestra
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid⢠is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOUâRE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to say âanything worth doing is worth doing poorly.â I didnât understand that for years because I didnât do anything poorly, I couldnât do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I donât have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly⌠because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.
someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.
You must understand that perfectionism isnât striving for excellence, itâs a crippling fear of being flawed and therefore worth abandonment or punishment. Itâs a kind of psychological avoidance. Youâre avoiding fear and failure , not embracing the thing you want to do bc if it was about the thing you want to do youâd be fine with partial victory.
So piggy backing off the Voyerism fic where Pirate Clark is watching you and Clark get sexy.
What if Pirate Clark tries his version on you?
Female reader please?
P.S. I'm glad I found your account. Love me some Captain Clark â¤ď¸
sure thing!! Im assuming you meant you want a reverse version of the situation
cw// soft nsfw themes, voyeurism, reader gets intimate with pirate clark (nothing too crazy) clark pulls out the cuck chair
you never spent too much time alone with clark's entity counterpart, usually you spent time with the both of them or just with clark. but he had gone out for a bit doing god knows what and you were left with the big pirate in the mean time. he absolutely loved spending time with you, how could he not? clark loved you so he loved you. he had you in his lap, gangly arms coiled around you as you pressed kisses to his misshapen face. he loved this, loved when you paid him extra attention. for a seemingly mindless entity, he was so greedy for your affection.
ask game!
making an ask game purely out of boredom
if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?
in an emergency, who would you call?
favourite scent and why?
who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?
three people you wish you could meet?
would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?
describe a dream you had recently
favourite accessory you own?
how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?
dream pet?
song you listened to in childhood?
how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?
favourite film?
piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?
any âparanormalâ or unexplainable experiences?
favourite type of chocolate?
drink of choice?
a compliment youâve received?
best gift youâve gotten?
dream car?
describe a nightmare youâve had?
favourite time of day/night?
a hobby you tried but didnât stick with?
movie or tv show you want to watch?
dream room?
share one outlook you have on life?
a favourite lyric?
favourite way to spend time alone?
share an adventure you went on?
what are your opinions on the person asking?
love & light
Look into my big wet eyesâŚ.
my friend suggested this lol
kalina immediately clocking whatever riz and fabian have going on
She KNEW taking Fabian away would make Riz cave. I mean come on, the boy was already sitting and watching him sleep to protect him
Monster Disaster Requests 2025
[dragon] Diman + NSFW Alphabet [dragon] Diman + Pregnancy [dragon] Diman + during your period [dragon] Diman + Allies
[succubus] Nara +1 [succubus] Nara + morning
[cow hybrid] Your job [cow hybrid] Your job +1 [cow hybrid] Your job +1
[monsters] Neighbors +1 [monsters] Neighbors + succubus
[monster] Opposites attract [monster] Opposites attract + Valentine's Day
[monsters] Breakups [monsters] Plushies [monsters] Marks [monsters] Marriage Rituals [monsters] New life [monsters] They meet your parents
[lizardman] Rask 1/2 [lizardman] Rask 2/2
[goblin] Ut +1 [goblin] Ut + Parker
[skeleton man] No tricks
[dullahan] Rip +1
[gnolls] Kaath & Relgo
[alien] Bruk'x +1 [alien] Bruk'x +1 [alien] Bruk'x + His family
[demon] Ezek +1
[pufferfish!merman] Calan
[monsters] Family fluff
[mothman] Moros
So cute with the monsters meeting the parents!
Wondering now about the opposite scenario where the human meets the monstersâ parents or family!
monsters x human!Reader Good to know: no warnings
More monster questions: [monsters] Breakups [monsters] Plushies [monsters] Marks [monsters] Marriage Rituals [monsters] New life [monsters] They meet your parents