I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink thatâs so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldnât be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.
hot take: I donât like it when someone asks a question (often in a comment section) and people respond with âyou couldâve just searched this upâ
like, yes, of course google wouldâve given them a quick easy answer, but thereâs an amount of humanity and sincerity that comes with asking another actual person- especially when it comes to rather specific or personal things
Hii! i'm love your fanfiction, sorry for my english for bad, is not my original language, i'm braziliam and i'm practicing, butttt.. your make one or two fanfiction captain clark x reader x clark
1° the reader is from other country (she is latina), and she fall im backrooms, and meet clark, he helps her, and soon introduces reader to capitan clack
2° reader is entity, but, you form is like a sirens/marmaid, and she meet capitan (i'm don't kwon if this make sense, but lately, i'm interested in thist for mermaid)
i'm really love your fanfiction, and again, sorry my bad english đ
OOOOOO yes of course lovely!!! and no need to apologize at all, your english is fantastic!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA OF CAPTAIN CLARK FALLING FOR A SIREN/MERMAID ENTITY OMG, if you'd like i can write both for you and ill make the first one another post so it can be its own thing, and this one the mermaid one!!
please enjoy!! <3
captain clark x siren/mermaid!reader hcs
đŚlet's say you were an entity that was formed from a memory of someone who was one of those professional mermaids (you know, the ones who do shows in aquariums and stuff)
đŚyou spawn into the poolrooms, since you're a mermaid and can swim! you have a few eyes trailing off the side of your face, and an extra nose and lips, and your hands have a few extra fingers. your tail also has an extra fin or two
đŚduring captain clark's aimless travels around the backrooms he ends up wandering into the poolrooms and finds you, you're mimicking your real life memory counterpart in the sense you're swimming around, though a bit awkwardly
đŚhe tilts his head in curiosity at you, watching you swim around in one of the pools. he's never seen anything like this before, most other entities are just regular memories of humans that he can eat
but you're much different and oddly intriguing to him
đŚyou get startled by his presence when you surface, however, realizing you aren't alone anymore, now you have an audience member you can perform for! the captain stands at the edge of the pool, eyeing you as you began swimming around again, eager to entertain him
đŚthe memories you were formed from made you replicate the performances and tricks your real life counterpart did, so that's what you did, albeit a little sloppily and not quite right comparatively
đŚthe captain didn't seem to mind, he was enthralled by you, as odd as that was. he liked your tail, it was scaly and shimmery, and your hair flowed so pretty in the water. sometimes, you would sing (though it sounded more like screeching) and he would listen intently
đŚsometimes he would wander away to go and find another victim to hunt down and eat, and you would wait for him, crawling up onto the ledge of the pool and sitting idly, wanting to swim and sing around for him again
đŚhe returned to you with the disembodied arm of one of his victims, whether human or another still life, and dropped it into the water as an offering to you. you didn't eat it, you didn't have the ability to, but you took it nonetheless, as a little reward of sorts, and kept it with your other treasures he'd dropped into the water for you over time
đŚhe would slump down beside the pool and sit and wait for you if you had swam into a different pool, waiting for you to come back, and when you did you crawled up onto the ledge to face him, staring up at him and he would stare back, and sometimes you would touch noses! it was both of your ways of showing your affection for one another
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid⢠is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOUâRE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to say âanything worth doing is worth doing poorly.â I didnât understand that for years because I didnât do anything poorly, I couldnât do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I donât have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly⌠because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.
You must understand that perfectionism isnât striving for excellence, itâs a crippling fear of being flawed and therefore worth abandonment or punishment. Itâs a kind of psychological avoidance. Youâre avoiding fear and failure , not embracing the thing you want to do bc if it was about the thing you want to do youâd be fine with partial victory.
So piggy backing off the Voyerism fic where Pirate Clark is watching you and Clark get sexy.
What if Pirate Clark tries his version on you?
Female reader please?
P.S. I'm glad I found your account. Love me some Captain Clark â¤ď¸
sure thing!! Im assuming you meant you want a reverse version of the situation
cw// soft nsfw themes, voyeurism, reader gets intimate with pirate clark (nothing too crazy) clark pulls out the cuck chair
you never spent too much time alone with clark's entity counterpart, usually you spent time with the both of them or just with clark. but he had gone out for a bit doing god knows what and you were left with the big pirate in the mean time. he absolutely loved spending time with you, how could he not? clark loved you so he loved you. he had you in his lap, gangly arms coiled around you as you pressed kisses to his misshapen face. he loved this, loved when you paid him extra attention. for a seemingly mindless entity, he was so greedy for your affection.
it never typically went beyond this, just you hugging him or giving him kisses. however this time, the way he gripped your hips with his funky hands felt needy, needier than usual, his fingers digging into your plush thighs as he kept you firmly straddling his waist. you couldn't help but feel your face turn red. he was having the same effect on you clark did, though it was enticing, it was also a little intimidating, considering his size and strength. he could easily get carried away and hurt you, having the same instincts as an animal from what you've seen, however clark never went as far as to hurt or even accidentally hurt you when you were intimate with him, so surely his pirate self wouldn't do the same to you. or at least, he'd try not to.
anxiously, you leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his lips. you'd never done that before, and you got a little bit of teeth in response, as he never quite closed his mouth all the way but you didn't mind. what you got was a satisfied noise out of him, and he awkwardly tried to reciprocate the kiss the best he could.
"do you like this?" you asked softly, and the pirate appeared to understand your words, dipping his head once in affirmation, before leaning forward once more to press a sloppy kiss to the side of your face. you giggled, and your hands moved from his face to the collar of his shirt. you did always wonder what his gangly body looked like beneath that pirate outfit. you pinched the first button between your fingers and undid it, revealing a tiny bit of his collarbone, and then you moved to the second. you doubt what was beneath his clothes resembled anything like clark's body, considering the size difference between the two, but you were eager nonetheless. you were so busy removing the he pirate's shirt you didn't realize clark had entered the room, staring at the both of you intently from behind a wall.
you only realized clark was there when pirate clark tightened his grip on you, staring at something past your shoulder, and you turned your head a bit to see what he was looking at. surely enough there was clark, and you feel heat rise up to your face. how long had he been standing there watching?
"don't mind me," clark spoke up, and you saw as he slowly pulled a chair out from behind the wall. they were lying everywhere around the complex, so that made sense. "just keep doin' what you where doin'..."
there was a dark glint in his eyes. he had clearly started getting off to watching you two even if nothing had happened yet. you felt a shiver run up your spine, realizing you'd have to put on a show for clark now that he was here. you didn't mind. and the giant pirate entity beneath you didn't seem to mind either.
Wondering now about the opposite scenario where the human meets the monstersâ parents or family!
monsters x human!Reader
Good to know: no warnings
More monster questions:
[monsters] Breakups
[monsters] Plushies
[monsters] Marks
[monsters] Marriage Rituals
[monsters] New life
[monsters] They meet your parents
Meeting with your orc!boyfriend's parents is a surprisingly casual event. You donât even have time to worry or stress about it when he picks you up for another date and tells you he has to go to his parents because his dad needs help with something. And you say yes before your brain catches up, because what are you gonna do, tell him no? So before you know it, you are at their door, your boyfriend letting himself in with a shout to alert the others while you walk after him, wide-eyed and a bit flustered. His parents greet their son, and then their attention turns to you. And⌠thatâs it. His father pats you on the shoulder, telling you that it wonât take long, and her mother invites you to the kitchen for a cup of tea or coffee while the boys are busy. The woman is kind and friendly, she asks about you, your life, and she talks about the family. By the time your orc comes back so you can start your date, you feel much calmer and lighter as you say goodbye with hugs and promises that you will be back soon for a "proper" visit.
When it comes to your wolf-shifterâs family, you meet almost everyone before you meet his parents. First, itâs a cousin here, then an uncle there, then suddenly youâre deep in the pack, trading stories with his grandma over pie before youâve even shaken his momâs hand. By the time you officially meet his parents, itâs basically just a formality. They already know who you are from the others. And as I said before, wolves are adaptable like that to keep the peace in the pack. They match your energy without even thinking: if youâre shy, they give you space, gentle and patient; if youâre loud and open, they jump right in. Either way, by the end of the night, you feel like youâve always belonged.
You meet your minotaur!boyfriendâs parents at a family event. Youâre thrown straight into the middle, and the whole time youâre sweating because itâs not just the parents, itâs aunts, uncles, cousins, and about twenty other people who all know each otherâs business. But if you make something homemade or order a pretty cake or something, you are halfway to winning their hearts. They love food, they appreciate the effort, and they like you a little more for trying. By the end of the gathering, you leave with a bunch of handwritten recipes your boyfriendâs mother gave you when she saw how much you liked her cooking.
I will put dragons, nagas, incubi, and succubi in one group again because even though they are much closer to their families than they used to be in old times, they are still not a close-knit community. You might not meet their parents until months or even a year into dating, and not because they donât want to introduce you, but because they simply donât meet that often. You might get a call, maybe a video chat, but that's it. The good news: no nightmare in-laws breathing down your neck. They donât meddle, they donât push, they are just happy when they see their child is happy, and thatâs the end of it. They care, but they donât hover. If you need help, theyâre there. Otherwise, they leave you both alone to live your lives.
You meet your rakshasaâs parents when they visit their son, and he forgets to tell you about it. One day, you walk into your boyfriendâs place and they are there. No warning, no prep, nothing. And theyâre cats, big cats, so of course they play with you like youâre a new toy. They tease, they prod, they push until youâre squirming under the weight of their amusement and awkward questions. They think itâs hilarious, while youâre quietly dying inside. Eventually, they show mercy, but the real trick is learning how to push back, how to play along instead of just being played with. Once you get the hang of it, you get their approval.
Meeting your goblinâs parents is a lot like when he met yours: formal, polite, a little stiff. They are nice and polite, but reserved. If youâre like them, it smooths out into something comfortable, respectful. If youâre not, if youâre more outgoing, it takes a bit of gentle pushing to crack that shell, but once you find some common ground, some hobbies, interests, the walls come down. Slowly, carefully, but they do.
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