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[inkandblade]

Stiles Stilinski: *wonders if a guy finds him attractive*

Stiles Stilinski: *asks a guy if he finds him attractive*

Stiles Stilinski: *gets annoyed and offended when a guy gives Scott a drink and not him*

Stiles Stilinski: *gets offended when his dad says he's not gay*

Stiles Stilinski: *shouts that he needs to have sex in a room full of guys*

Stiles Stilinski: *takes an offer from a guy to have sex with him seriously and gets offended when the guy tells him he's kidding*

Stiles Stilinski: *doesn't laugh when a girl asks him if he likes guys too, doesn't say no to it either*

Stiles Stilinski: *includes 'man' when talking about his dad going out with people, as if he's thinking about women and men for potential dates, not just for his dad*

Stiles Stilinski:*has the most sexual tension and chemistry with a guy who wears leather jackets, that guy, ya know, the guyyy*

TW Writers: Stiles is totally straight, he only likes girls, what are men, who cares, only women for stylez. He's straight, straight...straiigh...strai...iiii..ghhtt, we swear. He likes gurls so can't like boyz too. No Homo. ONly hetero. StrAIGHT. Never Biiiyyyeee. We just said bye as in goodbye. Not like in that other thing. Stiles can't like Derek. No Sterek. No nothing. No B-o-y-s. STRAIGHT. Haha, yeah.

[cc-kouga-blog]

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[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[madlori]

This is gold.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i do not see a flaw

[mrchalamet-mrstyles]

Always reblog. This should be carved in stone, on display in public offices.

[rainbow-squirrels-7]

Laika: 1954-1957

Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019

[knowledgeandlove-deactivated201]

Photo source

Fact check source

[vmpolung]

#and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work.

[sttinkerbelle]

That comment exactly!! It’s not mine and I can survive without it, so I will.

[audreyvhorne]

This is why honey is not vegan.

[appropriately-inappropriate]

The problem here is that honey, especially if you buy it ethically from an apiarist, isn’t actually detrimental to the well-being of the bee or the hive. In the wild, honey is used as a food stock, but in a domesticated honeybee colony, the bees are fed quite well, and so the honey is a surplus.

The alternatives, like sugar, relies on monocrops in third world countries, with transient labour. Growing up, there was a sugarcane field by my house, and I’m sure the Haitian men who worked backbreaking hours hacking a machete through knife-bladed leaves in 40 degree heat for a couple dollars a day would have traded a testicle to be a Canadian honeybee. Stevia’s going the same way, iirc.

Additionally, apiarists are actually huge proponents and activists for sustainable bee-keeping, and it’s estimated that the domesticated hive may be the last great hope for declining populations, because we can optimize their chances for survival.

It’s their life’s work, sure, but it’s not the death of them to use it responsibly.

[meloromantics]

literally read anything about the history of sugarcane and the cuban sugar industry if you think sugar is or ever has been more ethical than honey

[montypla]

Beekeepers-

Provide a home for the bees

Keep that home warm in the winter

Keep the bees well fed, negating the need for honey, which the bees would make anyways

Still do not take all the honey, just in case

Protect the bees from predators

Monitor the hives for any signs of the parasites, diseases, etc. that cause colony collapse disorder

Their bees-

Provide a valuable and reliable source of pollination for plants in the area, both wild and crops

Help keep the local ecosystem healthy

Honey-

Is one of the healthiest things you can eat

Is able to keep for a EXTREMELY long time (Millennia even), making it more valuable than many perishable foods without being full of preservatives

Can be used to soothe sore throats, nauseau, etc.

Has been eaten by humans since at least Ancient Egypt (We’ve found STILL EDIBLE honey in tombs)

Is a great tool in cooking, adding sweetness without raising the sugar content much

Is a staple food in many people’s diets

Honey is amazing you can put it on or in pretty much everything I goddamn love it and you should too.

[cotestuck]

Honey is also a natural antimicrobial that has been used medicinally since time out of mind on external wounds like edible neosporin.

Particularly useful in the treatment of dermal abcesses.

[blackwoolncrown]

“oh no we steal it from the bees!” *has no problem benefiting from exploited migrant farm workers*

[rainnecassidy]

^^^

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[sbrown82]

💁🏿👑🙌🏿!!!!!!!

[nyclesbian]

I’m crying

[blackbitchenergy]

Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James. And he was surprised 😭😭

[picass0trill]

Gosh can we start caring more about the people that are around our kids like this…. please?

[catgifcentral]

Otter finishes playing dead, then he realizes the person is still looking

[maliciouslycreative]

@jupiterjames

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[memeuplift]

[brehaaorgana]

no offense check please fandom but all of your AU choices are pretty basic and as far as i have seen NO ONE has written a “cozy mystery” au where some is murdered but also it’s small town georgia and bitty was fixin to supply the 4th of july bake sale with his famous pecan pie but in between baking he now has to solve this murder and also romance hockey player jack with sweet tea and sass. 

and it would have recipes between chapters and a little faux-cover like this

this is only the most OBVIOUS AU choice, and i have yet to see a single AU do exactly this. 

titles could be:

Fresh Outta Puck

A Good Day to Pie 

The Sweet Tea Strangler

In a Jam

Out of Thyme

The Killer Cobbler

A Muffin Murder

i don’t know how this isn’t a whole genre of fic in this fandom honestly

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[chillin-likeavillian-bb]

Im also crying. People need this

[sockdreams]

In case you’re having a down day…

♥Lucy

[itsybittle]

Toy Story AU!!!!

So Jack is an action figure of real life hockey player Jack Zimmermann, his kid is a girl that’s a massive fan of The Falconers.

Jack isn’t Jenny’s favourite toy, but it’s not a bad life. He gets played with often and every time there’s a game he’ll be pulled from his special shelf to watch it with her. He once got to go to a hockey camp for a whole summer. It was awesome.

When she’s not around, he spends most of his time perfecting the shots and replaying the stuff he saw real him do.

The rest of the toys don’t like him much, first because he’s obsessed with hockey, and second, it’s weird that he is based on a real person. Jack isn’t considered a ‘real toy’ by the others.

Keep reading

[iwillreadyourbooks]

Reblog if you’ve spent at least one night reading fanfics until daybreak.

[plaidos]

'god just didnt want me to experience romance' bold of you to assume that your soulmate isn't coming into your life soon with laughter on her tongue and ribbons around her wrists, bitch. you are a creature of profound light, and Einstein correctly predicted that light is affected by gravity. you'll be pulled into her's so easily you won't even see it coming, b i t c h. the joy you have brought into our worlds will come back to you threefold, and you will never be unloved. i curse you with this.

IM SORRY???? DID I JUST GET CURSED WITH A SOULMATE?? EXCUSE ME??? WHAT???

[memeuplift]

[studentmotherlife]

For those who are afraid to become a nurse because they have a weak stomach,

It won’t be the vomit or needles or blood or urine or feces that turns your stomach. You’ll get used to that. You’ll come to accept it’s just part of the job and get to the point where you’re thinking of the 38 different things you have to do while absentmindedly cleaning up a bowel movement.

What will turn your stomach will be 40 shallow breaths a minute in a patient in respiratory distress

A freshly born infant that is limp and blue and hasn’t cried yet

Tripled troponin levels on your sweating and anxious patient as you realize they’re having a heart attack

Feeling cord during a cervical check, then trying to hide from your patient the shaking in your voice as you call for help

The pale skin of a Jehovah’s Witness with a hemoglobin of 4 as she declines a blood transfusion and says goodbye to her family because they haven’t found the source of the bleed and she’s running out of time

A blood alcohol level of .18 on a 4 year old who is barely responsive and being intubated after getting drunk on mouthwash and then hitting his head

An elderly woman in the ICU signing her DNR while her sobbing daughter begs her to reconsider, knowing if treatment is stopped then her mother will die

A child in the pediatric ICU who hasn’t had a visitor in months

Not being able to find the heartbeat on a pregnant mom who hasn’t felt the baby move in a while

In the face of everything else that comes with being a nurse, I promise you’ll get used to the poop.