~

he's a goner

[webcomicname]

[bewareofchickens-deactivated202]

[sweet-bitsy]

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

[taopopop]

C'est les swimming poules

[pandas-and-squirrels]

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

[politicalsci]

[valtsv]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[adamsmasher]

So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just stopped to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[brownestochre-deactivated202002]

This is all occurring in Sudan! Please keep them in your prayers.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/medics-recover-dozens-of-bodies-from-the-nile-in-sudan-11735683

Medics recover dozens of bodies from the Nile in Sudan

The death toll was updated following a violent dispersal of a weeks-long sit-in by security forces on Monday.

[brownestochre-deactivated202002]

Go fund me page for Emergancy Medical Aid:

https://www.gofundme.com/emergency-medical-aid-for-sudan

Click here to support Emergency Medical Aid for Sudan organised by Uprisings Charity Event

In the ongoing protests and unrest currently taking place in Sudan, people are struggling to access food, basic amenities, and emergency hea

[oldimgurpics]

[meangirlnurse]

I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess

the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn 

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[nflstreet]

[kipplekipple]

They thought the machine that was being raged against was like a recalcitrant toaster

[silly-slacker-person]

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[mixingmetaphorsoup]

[psiotechniqa]

fucking hell… he was  lead designer and project director for that shit

sad to see him getting into bed with the DSA

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

LOL stay mad about it you fucking loser

[bayesic-bitch]

New Vegas: All states, even democratic ones, sustain themselves through violence and coercion, and free-market libertarianism involves an extreme of state violence for the purpose of acquiring and retaining capital. American exceptionalism is a deeply violent ideology that has the capacity to rip the world to shreds, and “American traditionalism” was never more than a shroud for that violence in the first place. Also the only people that actually care about making the Wasteland a better place are the anarchists giving out free healthcare.

this guy: wow….I can’t believe he would say political things….even Socialisty things…this is completely new to me…….

[dadumir-party]

I swear “Gamers™” are the most oblivious pricks on Earth.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ithelpstodream]

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[irishfino]

[drives over hitler’s death site]

[nichtschwert]

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

[bucketslutz]

Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*

America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*

[imagesofperfection]

Women, the streets near the car park are named after:

Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz

Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933

Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp

[withywindlesdaughter]

reblog this forever 

[molinaesque]

Game of Thrones cast about Season 8

[normalwizard]

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

[normalwizard]

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

[normalwizard]

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

[owlgams]

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

[jaybarou]

Did they stutter?

[darkestwings]

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

[todaysbird]