fuck with the corn you get the cob

McSigh

[ubercharge]

this had me crying laughing

[dentiuschestus]

[tockthewatchdog]

[paxamericana]

[priisakilljoy]

X

[aropride]

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[maliciousmelons]

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

[ilovestamon]

This makes me think of that post where this person said their dad worked with Ted Bundy and every Friday evening said “see you Monday bundy” and they wondered how often Ted wanted to murder him

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ointmented]

[catboyed]

[2colde]

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[whisqrs]

wishing her the best of luck