Selina: Are Bruce and Clark gay for each other?
Selina: So, why are we here?
Lois: We're the only reason they didn't get married to each other forever ago. If we weren't in the picture or didn't exist those to would have started sleeping together the night they met.
Selina: I have a crazy idea.
Lois: Our day-to-day lives are crazy as it is.
Lois: So what's the idea?
Selina: Why don't we give our boys permission to sleep together?
Lois: And why would I agree to share Clark with Bruce?
Selina: If they're distracted by each other we and Diana can have more girl time without them getting jealous of being excluded from our sleepovers.
Meanwhile at the Batcave.
Bruce (blushing): You're lying!
Clark (blushing): I'm not! That's actually what they're talking about!
Bruce: Why are they like this!?
Clark: Well we did choose them.
Bruce: Well they choose that.
Bruce: Would you agree to that arrangement?
Clark: Us sleeping together?
Clark: Well... I honestly don't see why we shouldn't... you know might as well experiment one time.
Bruce: Right, experiment, purely scientific.
They looked at each other and began leaning in for a kiss.
Meanwhile back in Metropolis.
Lois: Have a safe trip home Selina.
Selina: Have a good night Lois. Also are you actually ok with the idea?
Lois: Yeah, I would bet that Clark has been eavesdropping with his super-hearing and repeating everything to Bruce.
Selina: Oh they're definitely fucking.
Back in the Batcave Clark has yeeted Bruce across the cave.
Bruce: What the hell man!?
Clark (bright red): They know we were eavesdropping and now they think we took them up on their deal and are already fucking.
Bruce (bright red): I'm going upstairs and waiting for my girlfriend to get home, who I will kiss when she arrives.
Clark: And I am going home to my wife and giving her a kiss.
As Clark started flying out of the Batcave he stopped and turned around flying to Bruce and stealing a kiss.
Clark: Sorry, that kiss we had before I threw you felt nice, I just wanted another.
Bruce blushed and grabbed Clark stealing a kiss back.
Bruce: Yes, it was nice. And maybe we can have as many kisses as we want after we have a conversation with our partners.