CelestialGalaxyGlow

Just a guy who likes to write small bite-sized stories

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Duke: Why is dad crying?

Dick: He just found out Jason and Roy are dating.

Duke: Doesn't Bruce like Roy?

Tim: Yes, but if, well, when, Jason and Roy get married, it will make Bruce and Oliver Queen in-laws.

Cass: Oliver will never let dad forget it.

Duke: Ah.

Damian: Harper cannot marry akhi till he passes the al Ghul family trials. Only then can their marriage happen. I shall call my mother.

Steph: Also there's Lian, Bruce is happy to now be a grandfather.

Duke: Wait... doesn't that mean we now have a niece to spoil?

Everyone: ...

Dick: What do two year olds like!?

Tim: Toys?

Steph: I'm looking at backyard playground sets.

Cass: Giant plushies!

Damian: My mother gave me a 1000 year old sword for my second birthday. I could ask my grandfather for one of his old swords.

Duke: I could ask Lucius and Luke to make her something.

Meanwhile

Jason: I feel like my siblings are plotting something. We should hide Lian. Especially once my dad gets his act together.

Roy: Should we flee the country?

Jason: We should flee the universe.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Jason: Dad, Roy and I are now dating.

Bruce: Why should I allow you to date my son?

Roy (picking up Lian): Granddaughter.

Bruce: ...

Roy: ...

Jason: ...

Bruce (taking Lian): Let's see how you look in a Robin suit.

Jason: Told you he'd approve.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Jason: Replacement, are your boyfriends coming to Sunday's family dinner?

Tim: Kon and Bernard are not my boyfriends!

Jason: Ok, are your kissing buddies coming to dinner?

Tim (blushing): ...Yes.

Jason: Great, I'll tell Alfred to set two extra plates.

Tim: I hate you...

Jason (ruffling Tim's hair): Hate you too, lil bro.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Bruce is at a gala. He's being accosted by a group of young Gothamite omegas. Bruce is thoroughly uninterested. He manages to escape and hides in a corner watching the goings on of the event when he catches the most heavenly scent he has ever smelled.

He looks towards the direction of the scent and sees a reported who was staring straight back at him. Slowly they approached each other and started a conversation. Goddamn this guy was hot and the Midwestern accent was to die for. Clark Kent was his name.

They talked for a minute before Bruce offered Clark a private interview. A minute later they were in a small room on the other side of the venue. Now alone they began freely flirting with each other. Bruce had never met such a straightforward omega, but he was into it. Or so he thought.

Now alone, without the pheromones of dozens of other people in the air, they both managed to truly smell each other, and once they did, they both froze, as they realized the other was also an alpha.

They stared at each other, neither sure what to do. At this point neither could deny they found the other's pheromones attractive. Neither spoke, but neither was willingly to coward out so they began kissing.

Bruce had never kissed another alpha before. They fought for control. Bruce's mind was tearing itself apart, half of it wanted Clark, the other half considered him a threat. Bruce could tell Clark was suffering a similar mental battle.

Soon they began tearing the other's clothes off and eventually found themselves on a couch. Neither had to say anything, both wanted to go all the way, but neither was willingly to submit to the other. They grow at each other, but neither flitched at the other's challenge. After a few minutes of fruitless wrestling they agreed on a coinflip. Bruce lost.

Despite his concerns, Clark was gentle with him, making sure Bruce felt loved. The felling of sleeping with another alpha was strange, his mind still told him he was in danger, but the pleasure was amazing. After Clark finished, they switched positions and Bruce returned the favor. They went back and forth for a few hours before collapsing from exhaustion.

The next morning they had a long conversation, and agreed to date. They wouldn't be mates, they literally just met. They sneaked out through an old servants' tunnel and shared a kiss before going their own separate ways

On the way back to the manor Bruce couldn't help but smelling himself. Clark's scent had rubbed off on him, earlier Bruce could tell his own scent had rubbed off on Clark. Bruce loved it, he didn't give a damn if the whole world could tell he was intimate with another alpha.

Perhaps Clark would be open to actually having an actual interview, he could have Clark come to the Manor. And after they're done they can become more closely acquainted in Bruce's bed, it would be far more comfortable then a random couch.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

This last year has been amazing. Clark still wasn't too sure how he and Bruce Wayne had started dating. They were at a gala, liked the smell of each other's pheromones, went to a private room, realized they were both alphas and quickly discarded the issue, and they spent the whole night together.

They agreed to continue that arrangement. Then slowly they fell in love and started dating. Bruce had seven kids, one of which was biological, though Clark doubted it sometimes given how much most of them looked like Bruce and the ones that didn't acted a lot like him. But Clark couldn't judge having so many kids, he had six of his own, three being biological. They had both been nervous about how the kids would get along, but they all got along great.

Eventually it got leaked that he and Bruce were dating. They talked about how to handle the situation and agreed to just embrace the moment, Bruce had been in the public spotlight his whole live and Clark had a was a reporter, controlling the public spotlight was his job.

Then there was last night, it was their one year anniversary. They had left their kids at Bruce's manor so they could have the apartment to themselves for the night. In the evening they met up, went out for dinner, the opera, nice walk through the park, and of course spent the night together. Afterwards during pillow talk he and Bruce had a long discussion and agreed to become mates. Nervously, they held each other as they bit into the other's neck. The feeling was absolutely divine.

Still, they had a very awkward conversation with the kids the next morning when they returned to the Manor.

For anyone wondering:

Bruce's kids:

Dick

Jason

Tim

Steph

Cass

Damian (bio)

Duke

Clark's kids:

Kon (bio)

Otho-Ra

Osul-Ra

Christopher 

Jon (bio)

Jordan (bio)

[cer-rata]

"Now all I need is a cow with our crest randomly on her face."

@quezartt Surprised me with this awesome drawing of my Jon design! 💕💕💕

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Damian was in Jon's room, Jon had invited him to attend Smallville's yearly rodeo. Damian had never been to a rodeo, plus he'd never skip an opportunity to hang out with Jon.

Damian had brought simple clothes for the occasion and was sitting on Jon's bed as he got dressed in the bathroom. Damian looked up as he heard the bathroom door open and Jon walked out wearing that.

Damian could feel a blush starting to spread across his face, there nothing he could tell himself to avoid the simple truth he had been denying for weeks, he was in love with his best friend.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Penelope: You admit he's a good warrior?

Ares: Yes.

Penelope: You admit he's a nice guy who will never hurt me?

Ares: Yes.

Penelope: He is of a rank suitable to my own.

Ares: You are a princess, and a princess of Sparta at that, it is only right you marry a king.

Penelope: So why do you object to me marrying him!?

Ares: He's a disciple of Athena!

[queernightly]

Another Timbern or well Timkon amnesia fic idea is Tim getting amnesia and forgetting years of memories. He only remembers the time before he meets Bernard, before Kon dies. To the time when he had a crush on Kon.

Now, nobody knows Bernard is Tim's boyfriend who lives with him. They think he's just Tim's friend. Nobody except Bruce. Bernard comes home to all his stuff outside the house and Tim not answering his calls.

Bruce moved Bernard's stuff outside and blocked his number so that his son wouldn't find out about the boyfriend he forgot when he's in love with someone else.

Fast forward few months later. Bernard is devastated. He's been ghosted, kicked out, and completely alone with no money. He turns on the television in his dingy little flat to see Superboy kiss Red Robin on live tv.

**

Bernard knows their identities but nobody knows he knows, especially Bruce. Bruce also does not know Bernard's full situation.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Forward a few more months, a little over a year after Tim got amnesia, Tim is on a mission and get a mild concussion. After waking up his head is killing him, but he remembers everything.

Tim's now having a full blown panic attack and all of Young Justice is mega confused. Tim can't look Kon in the eyes. He loves Kon, he's dating Kon, but he's also in love with someone else, who he is technically still dating.

After kicking everyone out of the room Tim, tears down his face, explains everything to Kon. Kon is reasonably shocked at his boyfriend saying that he's in love with someone else he's technically still dating, but helps Tim throw the panic attack.

After Tim returns home he blows up at Bruce for what he did and stormed out of the manor, going to Jason's apartment. Tim immediately started looking for Bernard, and with Jason's help Tim found him rather quickly.

Tim went to Bernard's flat and the following conversation was awkward. Bernard was mad at first, but calmed down after Tim explained everything. Neither know to address the fact they are, technically, still dating. They both still love each other, but there's Kon. Tim was about to have another panic attack when Bernard called Kon and Kon showed up.

Having both of his boyfriends in the same room made Tim pass out.

When Tim woke up he was on Bernard's bed. He stumbled out of the room to the living room where Bernard and Kon we're playing Mario Party. Tim was very confused, especially after they both got up and kissed him.

Kon and Bernard talked while Tim was out and agreed they were ok with sharing. It also helped they found each other attractive and had bonded over their conversation.

So yeah, Tim now has two boyfriends.

He's still not forgiving Bruce anytime soon though.

[koviakore]

NGL if I lived in Gotham and randomly gained Meta Human abilities, just to get told “No Metas in Gotham…”

Imma make it my life’s mission to start a campaign of booing Batman.

Batman *chasing poison Ivy across rooftops* : “There’s nowhere left to go Ivy! You-“

Me *on an adjacent rooftop*: “BOOOOOO”

Ivy: “Is that person booing you?”

Batman: “Sigh… yes they are. Go home!”

Me: “Fuck you, Bigotman!”

Batman: “I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

Me: “I hope Bruce Wayne dumps your ass!”

Batman: “I’m not dating-!”

Ivy: “You wanna just pick this up later? You seem kinda busy”

Batman: “Please”

[celestialgalaxyglow]

A few days later

Batman: Koviakore!

Koviakore: What the hell!? Now you're braking and entering? I thought you stopped crime, not commit them.

Batman took off his cowl.

Koviakore: Huh... I was joking about you dating Bruce Wayne, I didn't actually know it you two were one in the same.

Bruce: I'm telling you because of this for a reason.

Koviakore: That being?

Batman took out documents from his toolbelt.

Koviakore: What's this?

Bruce: Adaption papers.

Koviakore: ...what?

Bruce: You're my child now.

Koviakore: I'm a Wayne?

Bruce: Yes.

Koviakore: Does this mean I have to became a bat?

Bruce: Only if you want to.

Koviakore: Cool!

[bbbbbbbbatman]

superbat where they hate each other's civilian identities bc once they were kidnapped together and they had to come up with plans to escape that would look like an accident and not reveal their identities but they would keep trying to enact plans at the same time and unwittingly ruin the other's plan. By attempt #6 Bruce is about to murder this dumb hick of a reporter who's too clumsy for his own good and Clark is trying to calm himself down by reminding himself that Bruce is just a civilian and he's not doing it on purpose and it's not his fault he's quite possibly the most idiotic, infuriating man alive.

Now every time they happen to see each other they're super passive aggressively polite to each but they can't let the other know they're being passive aggressive bc there's no outward reason for them to hate each other. It leads to situations like this:

Bruce, extremely fake smile on: Mr Kent, good to see you again. When the daily planet said they were sending someone over I thought it would be someone else. Isn’t our, uh, shared past a conflict of interest or something?

Clark, also extremely fake smile on: Wow, Mr. Wayne, I wouldn't expect you to take an interest in the ethics of a situation. Actually, I did bring up this point to my boss and he said that our shared trauma meant we "had a bond" which might allow me to get better answers.

Bruce, grinding his teeth: Well. That is certainly an interesting thought. I’ve been kidnapped so many times though, it barely registers. I’m sure I’ll do nothing but waste your time and give you unusable quotes.

Bruce: *proceeds to do nothing but waste time and give unusable quotes*

Clark: *uses all the restraint in his body not to snap his pen in half as he writes down absolute garbage*

(superman and batman are besties btw, they get along just fine)

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Then one day Superman and Batman are just hanging out after a mission. They're laughing, making jokes, and just leaning against each other watching the sunset.

Batman then turns to Superman and shyly admits that he sees him as his best friend, and maybe even as a brother. Batman starts going on a bit of a rant about his feelings and Superman just watches in awe. To anyone else seeing the bat openly talk about his feelings would be enough to believe that he was brainwashed, possessed, or something of the like, but Superman knew that deep down the big bad bat was a big marshmallow.

After Batman finished Superman responded in kind, saying he too saw him as his best friend and as a brother. The two heroes smiled and shared a hug while calling each other "my brother."

After a few minutes, Batman suggests they reveal their secret identities to each other, so they can hangout as civilians. Superman loves the idea and agrees. They both close their eyes as Batman takes off his cowl and Clark puts on his glasses. When they open their eyes and look at each other they freeze.

What the actual fuck!?

They stare at each other for a few seconds before they just both flee without saying a word. Both were panicking. How can this be? How can Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne hate each other's guts, but Superman and Batman consider each other brothers? They just avoided each other for a while.

A week later they had to work together for a small mission, the mission went fine, but the awkwardness could be cut with a knife. Afterwards they both agreed to talked as to why their civilian selves hated each other. After going back in time through several back and forth passive aggressive jabs they targeted against each other they reached the kidnapping incident. Then it hits them both. They were both trying to escape the scene to change into their suits and save the other.

They laughed at a dumb root source of their hatred.

So yeah, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne are now also best friends.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Bruce is at a gala. He's being accosted by a group of young Gothamite omegas. Bruce is thoroughly uninterested. He manages to escape and hides in a corner watching the goings on of the event when he catches the most heavenly scent he has ever smelled.

He looks towards the direction of the scent and sees a reported who was staring straight back at him. Slowly they approached each other and started a conversation. Goddamn this guy was hot and the Midwestern accent was to die for. Clark Kent was his name.

They talked for a minute before Bruce offered Clark a private interview. A minute later they were in a small room on the other side of the venue. Now alone they began freely flirting with each other. Bruce had never met such a straightforward omega, but he was into it. Or so he thought.

Now alone, without the pheromones of dozens of other people in the air, they both managed to truly smell each other, and once they did, they both froze, as they realized the other was also an alpha.

They stared at each other, neither sure what to do. At this point neither could deny they found the other's pheromones attractive. Neither spoke, but neither was willingly to coward out so they began kissing.

Bruce had never kissed another alpha before. They fought for control. Bruce's mind was tearing itself apart, half of it wanted Clark, the other half considered him a threat. Bruce could tell Clark was suffering a similar mental battle.

Soon they began tearing the other's clothes off and eventually found themselves on a couch. Neither had to say anything, both wanted to go all the way, but neither was willingly to submit to the other. They grow at each other, but neither flitched at the other's challenge. After a few minutes of fruitless wrestling they agreed on a coinflip. Bruce lost.

Despite his concerns, Clark was gentle with him, making sure Bruce felt loved. The felling of sleeping with another alpha was strange, his mind still told him he was in danger, but the pleasure was amazing. After Clark finished, they switched positions and Bruce returned the favor. They went back and forth for a few hours before collapsing from exhaustion.

The next morning they had a long conversation, and agreed to date. They wouldn't be mates, they literally just met. They sneaked out through an old servants' tunnel and shared a kiss before going their own separate ways

On the way back to the manor Bruce couldn't help but smelling himself. Clark's scent had rubbed off on him, earlier Bruce could tell his own scent had rubbed off on Clark. Bruce loved it, he didn't give a damn if the whole world could tell he was intimate with another alpha.

Perhaps Clark would be open to actually having an actual interview, he could have Clark come to the Manor. And after they're done they can become more closely acquainted in Bruce's bed, it would be far more comfortable then a random couch.

[pocket-luv101]

Tim, cuddling with Kon: I know I don't say this enough but I love you, Conner. My life wouldn't be as bright without you. Just laying here with you makes me happy.

Kon, still half asleep: ... Babe, this is nice but how did you get in here? The door was locked.

Tim: The window was open. You really need to be more careful or else someone could break in.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Kon: Who's going to break in?

Bernard crawled in through the window.

Bernard: Oh, Tim, you're also here!

Tim: Hey love, I just got here, you haven't missed anything.

Bernard closed and locked the window before crawling into bed.

Bernard: Kon you should really keep your window locked. Anyone could break in.

Kon: Fine! I'll keep my window closed in the future!

Tim and Bernard kissed Kon.

Tim: Don't get mad love.

Bernard: We're just looking out for you.

Kon: ... Just shut up and let's cuddle.

Tim and Bernard: Deal!

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Bruce: Do you think our friendship is... unusual?

Clark: I guess?

Bruce: We're on the last night of a 7 day cruise we've been on alone.

Clark: And we opted to share a single bed rather than requesting two separate ones.

Bruce: I'm in a devoted relationship with Selina and you're happily married to Lois.

Clark: And yet we've fucked every single night since we got onboard.

Bruce: We just finished fucking.

Clark: We're currently cuddling butt naked.

Bruce: Neither of our girls mind our...

Clark: Training?

Bruce: Yes, training.

Bruce: ...

Clark: ...

Bruce: I guess our friendship is a little strange.

Clark: Unless you've fallen for me.

Bruce: In your dreams farm boy. If anything you've fallen for me.

Clark: You wish.

Bruce: Thank you for being such a great friend Clark.

Clark: Right back at you Bruce.

Bruce: Well, goodnight Clark.

Clark: Good night Bruce.

They kissed and fell asleep.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Amanda Waller was up to her old tricks again.

The Justice League discovered she was plotting to create weapons to take down Superman and Batman. The JL raided the A.R.G.U.S. headquarters and found Waller's "weapons." Two young kids who appeared five years of age. In another room they found large test tubes, that resembled Luthor's cloning technology.

It didn't take the JL long to put two and two together.

The kids had been created about a year ago and released from the test tubes 2 months ago; first the girl, a few hours later the boy.

A quick DNA test back in the Batcave proved their suspicions, the kids were Bruce and Clark's biological children.

Bruce and Clark were in full blown panic. Still they both calmed down and agreed to take the kids in and raise them, regardless of their creation, they were their kids.

After some discussion they agreed on names for the kids:

Lara Martha Wayne-Kent

Thomas Jorel Wayne-Kent

Over the next few months the kids proved to be just as smart as Bruce and had started developing their Kryptonian superpowers. No wonder Waller thought they could have brought them down. Bruce and Clark were both terrifying in their own right, they were each other contingency plan in case either ever got mind controlled or went rogue; but these kids with the proper training could have taken them both down with little effort.

Regardless, Bruce and Clark devoted themselves to these kids, they are their kids, their prides and joys.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Selina: Are Bruce and Clark gay for each other?

Lois: Oh, definitely.

Selina: So, why are we here?

Lois: We're the only reason they didn't get married to each other forever ago. If we weren't in the picture or didn't exist those to would have started sleeping together the night they met.

Selina: I have a crazy idea.

Lois: Our day-to-day lives are crazy as it is.

Selina: True that.

Lois: So what's the idea?

Selina: Why don't we give our boys permission to sleep together?

Lois: And why would I agree to share Clark with Bruce?

Selina: If they're distracted by each other we and Diana can have more girl time without them getting jealous of being excluded from our sleepovers.

Lois: Hmm...

Meanwhile at the Batcave.

Bruce (blushing): You're lying!

Clark (blushing): I'm not! That's actually what they're talking about!

Bruce: Why are they like this!?

Clark: Well we did choose them.

Bruce: Well they choose that.

Clark: True.

Bruce: Would you agree to that arrangement?

Clark: Us sleeping together?

Bruce: Yeah.

Clark: Well... I honestly don't see why we shouldn't... you know might as well experiment one time.

Bruce: Right, experiment, purely scientific.

They looked at each other and began leaning in for a kiss.

Meanwhile back in Metropolis.

Lois: Have a safe trip home Selina.

Selina: Have a good night Lois. Also are you actually ok with the idea?

Lois: Yeah, I would bet that Clark has been eavesdropping with his super-hearing and repeating everything to Bruce.

Selina: Oh they're definitely fucking.

Back in the Batcave Clark has yeeted Bruce across the cave.

Bruce: What the hell man!?

Clark (bright red): They know we were eavesdropping and now they think we took them up on their deal and are already fucking.

Bruce (bright red): I'm going upstairs and waiting for my girlfriend to get home, who I will kiss when she arrives.

Clark: And I am going home to my wife and giving her a kiss.

As Clark started flying out of the Batcave he stopped and turned around flying to Bruce and stealing a kiss.

Clark: Sorry, that kiss we had before I threw you felt nice, I just wanted another.

Bruce blushed and grabbed Clark stealing a kiss back.

Bruce: Yes, it was nice. And maybe we can have as many kisses as we want after we have a conversation with our partners.

Clark: Yeah.

Bruce: Bye Clark.

Clark: Bye Bruce.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Bruce is not one to enjoy himself, not since his parents died, but in the last few months he has come to actually love his life.

A few months ago he and a few other heroes established the Justice League, an organization for them to better deal with global and intergalactic threats. He has a good working relationship with his fellow founding members, and trusts and likes them all to various extends.

As for his civilian life its been great lately. As always he donates to and volunteers at various charities, anything to make Gotham better. But recently he has formed an attachment. About a year ago he was interviewed by Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Bruce had to admit the guy was hot and that Midwestern accent caught him off guard the first time he heard it, but over all that interview went smoothly. When Bruce read the article he was surprised to see Clark's honest reporting, no twisting of words, no assumptions, just the truth.

After that Bruce almost exclusively did interviews with Clark. After a few months their interviews became more of then catching up. But about 3 interviews ago their back and forth became flirtatious. Bruce had started it and was surprised Clark followed along, but was strangely happy that he did. Then during their last interview about a month ago, Bruce decided to shoot his shoot and well they finished the interview in his bed. Yes they continued the interview as they were doing it. After that he and Clark started dating.

Bruce really wanted to see Clark right now. Right now he was stuck in a JL meeting, they are discussing revealing their identities to each other. Wonder Woman brought up the motion, Bruce second it, he already knew all their identities, except Superman's, Bruce had never felt a need to know his, Superman was the one member of the League Bruce trusted completely. In any case the vote was unanimous and they began going around the table, starting with Wonder Woman and going clockwise with Bruce himself being last, with Superman being second to last.

Whoever Superman is, Bruce is sure he's never heard of him.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Well that was a very very long meeting.

Bruce is sure he had several heart attacks when Superman revealed he was Clark. Bruce had to use every bit of his mental will to keep his composure and not reveal to the whole League he and Clark were dating. Thank goodness Clark was able to keep his composure when he revealed he was Bruce Wayne.

The rest of the meeting felt like an eternity, even though it was only 10 more minutes till they adjourned and everyone but Clark and himself left.

They just stared at each other in silence for a few minutes before Clark got up from his seat and kissed him. Bruce melted into the kiss. After that they had a very long talk.

They were both shocked that the other was a superhero all along, but were happy with the fact. Of course, there was the issue of the League and they both agreed to reveal their relationship during the next meeting.

But that was an issue for another day, right now they decided to spent the night at the Fortress of Solitude. Clark has a very comfortable bed. They made very good use of it.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Bruce is not one to enjoy himself, not since his parents died, but in the last few months he has come to actually love his life.

A few months ago he and a few other heroes established the Justice League, an organization for them to better deal with global and intergalactic threats. He has a good working relationship with his fellow founding members, and trusts and likes them all to various extends.

As for his civilian life its been great lately. As always he donates to and volunteers at various charities, anything to make Gotham better. But recently he has formed an attachment. About a year ago he was interviewed by Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent. Bruce had to admit the guy was hot and that Midwestern accent caught him off guard the first time he heard it, but over all that interview went smoothly. When Bruce read the article he was surprised to see Clark's honest reporting, no twisting of words, no assumptions, just the truth.

After that Bruce almost exclusively did interviews with Clark. After a few months their interviews became more of then catching up. But about 3 interviews ago their back and forth became flirtatious. Bruce had started it and was surprised Clark followed along, but was strangely happy that he did. Then during their last interview about a month ago, Bruce decided to shoot his shoot and well they finished the interview in his bed. Yes they continued the interview as they were doing it. After that he and Clark started dating.

Bruce really wanted to see Clark right now. Right now he was stuck in a JL meeting, they are discussing revealing their identities to each other. Wonder Woman brought up the motion, Bruce second it, he already knew all their identities, except Superman's, Bruce had never felt a need to know his, Superman was the one member of the League Bruce trusted completely. In any case the vote was unanimous and they began going around the table, starting with Wonder Woman and going clockwise with Bruce himself being last, with Superman being second to last.

Whoever Superman is, Bruce is sure he's never heard of him.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

After a very long week Bruce met up with Clark and Diana for lunch which has turned into an interrogation.

Diana: Explain yourself, Wayne.

Clark: Bruce, how did this happen?

Bruce: Ok... So a week I ago, I went to the circus and there was an accident, and this couple called the Flying Graysons died during their performance, orphaning their 13 year old son, Richard, his parents called him Dick. After the police arrived I offered to foster Dick and with Gordon backing me up CPS agreed.

As I took Dick to the car some random kid was stealing my tires! Once I caught the kid and had a good look at him, I froze. He had a patch of white hair in of his hair and Lazarus-green eyes. I had no idea how he was associated the League of Assassins, but I was set to stop. His name is Jason, 12, he did admit he died at one point and was resurrected, but refused to say more.

Then the CPS agent caught up to me and asked if I was also willing to take in another kid called Timothy "Tim" Drake, 10. His parents had died a few weeks prior. I was never close with the Drakes, but agreed to take him in.

A few minutes later another CPS agent arrived with Tim. I opened my car door to let him in and there were two random girls in there. Their names are Stephanie and Cassandra, Steph and Cass, both 8. Apparently they've been missing for days. Steph's mother is dead and her father is in prison. Cass was dropped off at the orphanage 3 years ago with a birth certificate with no parents listed, but I immediately saw a resemblance to David Cain and Lady Chiva. I took them both in as well.

Then I drove home. There Alfred told me that Talia al Ghul had dropped of our 5 year old son I had no idea existed. Furthermore, Talia said her other son, which she had adopted, had run off, and was somewhere in the city. I looked at Jason and my suspicion was confirmed when he walked over and picked up Damian.

A few minutes later I got a call from CPS asking if I was willingly to take in another kid called Duke, 8, whose parents had gone mad from Jocker toxin a few days ago... I agreed.

So, yeah, these past few days I've just been making sure the kids are comfortable, I've bought them new clothes, toys, signed them up to Gotham Prep. and therapy with Harley. Also the kids found out I'm Batman and want to help, due to their ages I'm only allowing Dick, Jason, and Tim to actively train and eventually go on patrol.

Diana: Goodness, Bruce.

Clark: Bud, I know you have a big heart and I praise you for this, but you could have asked us for help.

Bruce: I know, I guess I just got lost in the chaos of going from being childless to a father of 7.

Clark: Reasonable.

Diana: So, how is Selina taking this?

Bruce: Last night, Selina told me she's 8 weeks pregnant.

Clark: WHAT!?

Diana: Father of 8... you're going to go gray.

Bruce: I don't care! I've had these kids for a week and I'd already kill for them!