[staud]

THE TERROR x THE HANDMAIDEN Trailer REDSEX by Vessel

[casecoded]

overgrowth

[the-supernatural-atheist]

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

[eibbud]

s2 fembuddie firefighter calendar submissions anyone

[eibbud]

now in colour!

[cad4verous]

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[wuntrum]

shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames (photo ref)

[weird-goodbyes]

chimney is like one of those guys that when asked how he’s doing, he looks over at his beautifulhotsmartfunny wife and two perfect children and is like “ah, can’t complain :)” meanwhile the person asking is his current infectious disease doctor and they were asking about his symptoms.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[snowflake194]

(x) This was supposed to be just a lighting study but I think this might genuinely be the ryanest eddie I've ever drawn.

[jacquistheripper]

lavonte’s work-husband is going through a mid-eternal life crisis, some random farmers market lesbian immediately called out his situationship, and he can’t run the dog for mayor. he’s really going through it.

[leftbeeftheory]

Sometimes a dual income male partnership is four men and two women

[theparadigmshifts]

and a vampire horse

[louisegluckpdf]

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[909th]

nobody’s made a textpost since 6000 BCE

[sylestial]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling