just another punk with no friends

hi, i'm meggi. this is my collection of dumb things i find funny. if you're more into looking at pretty things, follow my side blog mystical-trash. i'd say sorry for the auto-play but i'm not.

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[itsagifnotagif]

why I’m crying in this bikini bottom rn

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[just-high-school-things]

teenager: *is good at math, bad at the arts*

society: oh that’s okay, not everyone’s artsy lol

teenager: *is bad at math, good at the arts*

society: you lazy fuck

[filmbutch]

if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay

[harry-and-ginny-potter]

It is international language week at my school. This morning a girl who is fluent recited the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic. Everyone freaked out. Some people loved it, but more hated it. Saying that the pledge should only be spoken in English because “this is America not the Middle East” and now our principal just announced that we are no longer allowed to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in anything besides English at our high school. In the hallway I passed the girl who spoke the pledge. She was sobbing. This is to anyone who says that America is a post-racism world. Reblog the shit out of this. Get this known

[sheggorath]

School: it’s international languages week!

Student: [speaks arabic]

School: no not like that

[markv5]

Каждый имеет право на образование

[softcannoli]

[gettingintoknives]

oh to be a bear and sit in front of a beautiful location for many hours without moving

[gogomrbrown]

The person who headlined the article has never been through struggle. He should not be prosecuted he should be supported.

[tarynel]

Wow

[gloryhollanovjah]

The family has a GoFundMe page if you can help!!

[whatisaleftshoe]

Please donate if you can. A reblog could also help

[howtobangyourmonster]

HE didn’t leave them alone, he arranged a sitter and the SITTER left them alone.

[sagihairius]

miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

the best way to draw a frog. is to give it as few frog qualities as possible. just enough that it barely registers as a frog

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

like this

[yorksilk]

Bi people are not “more straight” than gay people. Bisexual isn’t a mixture of gay and straight, being bi makes you inherently not straight.

[thearcanatweets]

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

when u lean ur head against the bus window

[delicateavenuegardener]

Something amazing will happen to you in May 2019.

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

i fuckin hope so

[dear-maggotboy]

If Squidward = Edward and Squilliam = William then tag this post with ur Squid name

Mine is Squick

[dear-maggotboy]

pouring one out for the folks that come out of this named Squart

[magicboytrash]

Squolene

[beyourowndensity-deactivated202]

Squenny/Squennifer.

N O .

[euo]

‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark