Local Deer

28 | They/Them

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

[yellow-cat]

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker has a resting angry face

[boymounter]

before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌

when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[pangur-and-grim]

[inthesensethat]

[bunniope]

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

[jungwildeandfree]

oh! here you go

[bunniope]

YOOOO

[morethanamachine013]

cable belt chain; my newest piece of robot “gear”! i made it using only found or thrifted materials, and i think it came out great :]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

*Plays with your thingy*

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

sorry..

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[astrid-beck]

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[kiwisodaz]

Baby need smoko

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[damnwyverngems]

Pewpew

By dashase / Redbubble / Ko-fi

** Permission was granted by the artist to share this video.

[regalbastard]

ID: 2D animation of a Lagiacrus and her babies. She floats just above the surface to allow her babies, namely an Abyssal and Ivory, to perch comfortably on her head. The third, a regular Lagiacrus, scrambles to get up from the water, and the babies all start chirping when they've done so. The mother then growls at something offscreen, leading the clumsy Lagi to fall off again. (End)

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]