*Atonal Screeching*

est 1997 | she/they | gay as hell | pfp by @discount-supervillain

[only-cat-memes]

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[etcstims]

Jumping springtails | source

[etcstims]

Launched just straight into orbit

[etcstims]

You're right, fuck im sorry

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[sleepy-bebby]

[themoonandmyman]

to whom am I squeaking

[sceptixfakemon]

new sketchbook, time for pinups

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[cilantrhoes]

[geezmarty]

4 slots left if you want to get yourself a character sheet (not only for dnd!) or a pair of your choosing (platonic or romantic or even a trio!), all info in the forms :^)

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[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[prokopetz]

Sometimes I feel like people who write porn about video game characters and try to keep the dialogue stylistically consistent with that of the source material are operating on a higher level than me. I confess in their place I'd struggle to appreciate the erotic potential of "wowie zowie".

[who-you-are-in-the-bark]

one time i was reading a size kink fic where one character referred to his penis as his 'massive gamer meat' and i was angry because

1. yeah he'd absolutely call it that

2. it, somehow, was not a turnoff

[doubleca5t]

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

[doubleca5t]

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

[doubleca5t]

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[genericpuff]

anyways what i was ACTUALLY looking for was this comic i drew in like 2017 and is still relevant today during my 32158902th twilight princess playthrough

majora's mask link gave zero fucks what people saw