OH MY GOD THEY TOUCHED
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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OH MY GOD THEY TOUCHED
Feeling like a Victorian man seeing a womanβs ankle
do u think when their d+p mugs are next to each other in the cupboard they go oh my god they touched.
cheersing their morning coffee and going oh my god they kissed!!
~they're touching~
guys they touched π€
Oh my God, they touched!
I canβt see the arm around Dan help someone outline pls ;_;
arm
for april fools this year can we have danandphilcrafts dan and phil making out covered in blood
i cannot say a word
chronic migraine haverβs life partner has a voice loud enough to break the sound barrier, more news at 7
tHeIr FiNgErS bRuShEd
an 'oh my god they're touching' joke in 2012 are we so serious???
(mocking audience for taking screenshots) D: 'Oh my god Danβs wearing a hat, I need to preserve this moment forever!' P: 'Oh my god, Philβs wearing Danβs hat. Their skin molecules are touching. Oh my god!' D: *laughing* 'My feels!'
ThEy'RE ToUcHiNG
*counting heads in a crowd*
Okay! Seems most of us survived the phweekend! We have been training for this moment for months now, and we pulled through. The innuendo boot camps and "they touched" training course helped greatly.
Now, we may not get a warning before such a large drop next time. Stay vigilant, soldiers.
TOUR IS OVER WE CAME WE SAW WE HEALED EVERYONE'S EMOTIONAL DAMAGE π
..BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR A PARTY THAT THE WORLD IS INVITED TO STAY TUNED
dan and phil instagram post
17/2/25
Why this is Dan's hand:
(inspired by this post) (bc I wrote too much for the tags) (this is just for fun, that post was great and I have nothing against you)
let's jump in!
Here are the main reasons it's Dan:
his shoulder angle
the pinky finger
phil's clumsiness
(bonus- skin tone)
First- his shoulder!
If you're sleeping, that usually means something is true: that you're confortable. Now, considering his shoulder's angle, there's a few places his arm could be.
Aww he's sleeping. eepy guy. He's only got one arm for now.
We can see in the picture that his shoulder is up, so his arm could be like this. HOWEVER, his shoulder isn't up far enough for my drawing to be actuality. If his arm were outstretched, it would likely be more like this:
Which, possible. Comfortable, even. Except look at the cushions in the background. They're so squished. We know about the sofa crease on the previous couch. It was a whole thing. (the sofa photo I'm using doesn't represent their actual couch.) Because the pillows are so flattened and squished, if his arm were outstretched, it would look more like this:
You wouldn't have your arm fully straight because it would be uncomfortable on your elbow joint thing. Like locking your knees but your elbow. Your hand would fall asleep. (though, your hand would probably fall asleep in either of those positions too...)
Phil was probably sitting really close to Dan. Judging from the camera angle, and well... *CoughWDAPTEO2cough* (see bottom of post)
So let's add a little phil to my diagram.
aww lookit him! hes got no arms. thats ok. he doesnt need any. anyways. look at where Dan's arm is now. "ThEy'Re ToUcHiNg!!" Yeah, exactly. Phil would be laying back on Dan's arm. Dan's arm would fall asleep or be squished. Maybe, then, his arm could be like this, behind phil's head, without Phil actually putting weight on Dan's arm:
Yeah, his arm wouldn't fall asleep like that. But we can see his shoulder. We know his shoulder isn't at that angle. So? What can we conclude?
His arm is either like. Straight out, across Phil's chest (which, his shoulder would be a different angle for that too, bc Phil's not 2D, plus Phil would have been unable to move to take this photo or put his glasses on dan) OR:
we can conclude that his hand must be somewhere by his face. From his shoulder's angle, it could be lower on his face, except that there's only one hand in the photo.
Second- the pinky finger!
this finger. That's not a pointer finger.
(not the same pose, but close enough.) Your pinky finger faces outward. The finger in the glasses photo is a pinky.
Now put your left hand out like someone's face is in front of you and you're putting your hand on it, like the glasses photo. Your pointer finger would be closer to the right, where the camera is, right? Unless you're missing fingers (which dan and phil are not)
Third- Phil! (Taken from @dip-the-pip's tags on the og post)
we know Phil is clumsy. He does not have control of his limbs or hand-eye coordination. Ask the multiple Christmas decorations he's injured. It's honestly a bit of a miracle he could get the glasses on Dan without waking him up. There's no way he'd be able to gently pick up his head for the photo. Plus, if he was propping his head up for the photo, wouldn't he do it at a better angle?
Bonus- phil is super pale!!
this photo's a bit old, obviously, but you clearly see the difference in their hand skin tones on the bottom two hands. In the glasses photo, the hand is the same color as dan. The lighting in the room of the glasses photo is very warm, however, so this is not a super strong piece of evidence.
(WDAPTEO 2)
there is a whole couch and yet. *Phil voice* tHeY'rE ToUcHiNg. We know they sit like this commonly.
Also obviously inspired by this post by @simplydnp
(unlike her I did not use math, my bad :/) (also like I hope this doesn't come off as mean, I'm just doing it for fun. ) (I could have debunked her reasons but I thought using my own reasons would be more fun)