A Certified Dumbass

"If you sneeze more than twice you're the devil and won't be blessed" Julianne, 27, a friendly neighborhood asshole in a previous life

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[prolifeproliberty]

Important to note - he’s in the Epstein files because he went to the authorities and cooperated with investigations once he knew what Epstein was up to. A lawyer representing the victims talked about how incredibly helpful he was when he was contacted back in 2009.

So yeah, he’s in the files. Because he helped get the guy convicted.

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Goodluck Pikachu

[thisbibliomaniac]

new terminology

[brandonlees]

THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

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[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

@foxmulderswaifu5ever

[charitydingle]

What We Do in the Shadows — 2.03 “Brain Scramblies”

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[librarian-raichu]

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

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[blueberryattack]

Me when I go to post something on discord and/or tumblr.

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[certifieddumbasshole]

One of the CV surgeons just ran down the hall but when we looked at him weird he went "Never fear, nothing's happening!!!" but continued running. Hopefully today goes smooth lol

[silent-calling]

I'm sorry what

[certifieddumbasshole]

Stephen's just a quirky guy I guess

[certifieddumbasshole]

One of the CV surgeons just ran down the hall but when we looked at him weird he went "Never fear, nothing's happening!!!" but continued running. Hopefully today goes smooth lol