they are young and beautiful

keh-rute-cehm, call me whatever, 20s, they/them

[chechula]

PF I drew last year for a local game studio ♥

[chechula]

To answer non-czech people's questions under this post. There is a tradition in Czechia to fast the whole day before the big dinner on 24.12. And your reward if you do so is... seeing the golden pig. I've never really believed in czech version of Santa. I did know it was parents. Yet I believed in the golden pig for ...gh...I still believe in you, golden pig! Golden pig brings you nothing. Your reward is just the pure sight of the creature.

But there is another tradition in Czechia, which is...to bake like 24 varieties of Christmas cookies. That is why the fasting task is just... impossible.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[lindleland]

seeing a lot of "almost christmas means it wasn't christmas" memes already and it's not even christmas eve, so remember:

[ieee-official]

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

[yoneda-emma]

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

[maladaptations]

[softlyfiercely]

My boyfriend glanced at my phone from like five feet away and went “oh you looking at the standard model” like SIR why can you recognize this equation by shape

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[lingwenboobs]

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

[runby2]

[gaycop]

[fuckedelf]

Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why

[winonaparadise]

before anyone gets mad at me online i would like to slide across the table a very beaten up business card, stained with brown and underneath a film of lamination, with big bold red text that reads "I HAVE THE EXACT AMOUNT OF TRAUMA THAT MAKES IT OKAY FOR ME TO ACT THIS WAY" and just beneath it... your mom's signature

[sluttynurse]

WOMEN IN MALE FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!! 😤

[transmutationisms]

i had a dream the latest fad was worrying about inhaling microplastics from cutting lines with a bank card so everybody was googling shit like Lowest microplastics ATM card Visa vs mastercard microplastics 2026 How much plastic in amex magnetic strip and banks started noticing and making 'all-natural' cards to market to wellness ketamine fascists but then there was an ideological split because the raw milk and measles crowd are so anti drug so the mormon influencer types were all registering these garage startups that were competing to make the most microplastic credit card and marketing it as a status symbol to show other people you were a square and then people on tiktok started saying if you were even in the room with someone who had a high-plastic card you could accidentally inhale the particles but other people on tiktok were saying if you were in the room with someone who snorted drugs you could also inhale the drug particles and they all started posting under hashtags like #airtok and #lungtok demanding that governments need to start legislating against secondhand microplastic and secondhand coke

[dismalspectre]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[radiofreederry]

Historians believe we may have records of weirdo tgirls listening to the Mountain Goats that date back to the Neolithic

[radiofreederry]

[milliebobbyflay]

To the closeted transfem audience member, the Tranny stock character exists primarily to remind you of how you will be treated if you are ever to act on your desires, to teach you that you are right to be ashamed and to hide these feelings, and that if you ever were to act on them you would become an object of justified ridicule and the acceptable target of unlimited patriarchal violence. The idea that such characters constitute "representation" or that the widespread presence of the tranny caricature as a target of mockery and bile fascination in media constitutes evidence of some sort of privilege is a bizarrely cruel position that a lot of people who claim to care about trans women nevertheless seem to take.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me