Rosquez reconciliation drama, but it's just Valentino trying to get Marc to watch an A24 movie. Meanwhile, Marc is looking at the ranch track through the window like a dog who wants to go on a walk
I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…
“When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.”
Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Hello inquiring minds (me) would like to know how are you gender bending the grid around het rosquez?
Under a cut as I wrote a novel and idk how we're tagging girl riders for people who don't like that HOWEVER crucially starring Valentino Rossi as Himself because this naturally leads to many women making bad decisions
SETE
90s bad girl bisexual type
stole two of max biaggi’s celebrity girlfriends
If we’re picking a First Woman in the Sport, one from a historical motorcycle family who tried every other option before gp racing and was good but never quite good enough feels correct.
Vale called her mom once when they were fucking during her buzzcut period.
CASEY and Vale never banged even though he wanted it bad because she thinks he’s annoying and also disgusting for constantly hitting on a Married Woman, which is a valid complaint excerpt for the part where she’s also disgusted by sex with her husband due to being a lesbian.
MARC
I fear a classic case of millennial with bisexual potential who literally never thought about it because she’s never spent any time with a women she isn’t related to and then was too serial killer focused to realize DOVI’s strap was an option.
Vale really thought she was gonna be a funky little sister for like 2 whole weeks before she was like jajajajajaa I’m not wearing underwear in his ear on the podium and now they’re trapped till the end of time.
Honda pulling a one girl in one girl out when Casey surprise retires is a classic corporate stunt, much like getting credit for being the first team with an all women lineup then immediately demoting ALEX
Her instagram is exactly the same because her short king venture capitalist boyfriend Germán looks oddly familiar
ALEX
bisexual but nobody knows because she’s got enough problems
Alex and Nadia Padovani masterminding the actual first all women lineup (baby blue is conveniently a great color scheme for Girl Power-based marketing) and then continuing the legacy with FERMIN until Ducati sells her to VR46
longterm dating a nice doctor she met at Marc’s clinic who’s too busy to come to races so she can conveniently cheat on him with FRANKY all the time
FRANKY
I’d say she’s the only woman not making bad decisions but she’s getting canceled by the local lesbian scene for acting out Casual by Chappell Roan on a regular basis
Vale was helping with her career for genuinely good reasons but he and Uccio did plot to recruit more girls for the academy when they started getting good PR and realized it would make people stop calling him a misogynist all the time due to his currently 1.000 beef with women riders batting average. The fact that they end up with a 50/50 gender ratio in the academy because most of the boys washed out…
BEZ
I’m so sorry but Bez being boy crazy is a load-bearing personality trait. As a zoomer she assumed being bi went with her cool girl vibe but she tried it once with MIG who was like sweetie I hate to break it to you but you don’t actually like pussy
still getting gay married to Albarosa
Vale 100% thinks she’s a lesbian despite the fact that there’s home video of her age 5 wearing a tutu and a motorcycle helmet yelling I’m going to marry Valentino Rossi and anecdotes about her writing Mrs. Bez Rossi with little yellow hearts in her notebook at school circulating online all the time (I know Italians don’t change their names but roll with me)
She WAS calling Marc a whore on reddit in 2013 I fear
Thriving at Aprilia in large part due to finally being seen as Grown and Sexy... Massimo Rivola is too serious a businessman to actually fuck her but fortunately he’s got proxy dick under contract
MISCELLANEOUS
Marc thinks Fermin’s attempts to bond about being Women in Motorsports are annoying because she was personally freed of the burden of having to be The First
she’s getting called a boy mom (derogatory) online because the marclings are all boys however… MAX QUILES the next girl serial killer is getting suspended in the wings.
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