Mrs. Sakata

Mess with me and I'll throw strawberry milk in your nose. Multifandom FTW.

[kawaikittens]

[e-grrl]

Calamary

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[asymbina]

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

[borzooy]

I don’t feel so gucci mr.stark

[acoolguy]

her: do you have protection?

me: of course baby

her: alright let’s do this

us:

[kaibacorpkingmoved-blog-deactiv]

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[animusrox]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

if you’re ever scared you’re not a good person, remember that bad people don’t care about being good 

[squiddlybop]

When ya girl bisexual

[heaven-nor-hell]

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

[destroymylife]

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

cute but sad

[septic-everlasting]

Russo brothers: no the one who plays peter

Pratt: Yes?

Russo brothers: not you Chris

Hemsworth and Evans: did somebody say cHRiS?

[lvloonlight]

[victorious]

Wait for it…

[chloroscythe]

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[isilverandcold]

minor inconvenience: happens

my anxiety:

[telltimtoldrumtomtildrumisdead]

I really like the analogy of an anxiety disorder being like an annoying anti-virus alert popping up in response to the most minuscule thing.

[medusabraids]

i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

[saiasus]

[997]

what….. dialect….. es thes

[blackmodel]

WOOOOO! BITCH!

[thespoonmissioner]

[tatted-soldier]

BMO stares death in the face

[whatwouldthordo]

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

[counterpurrs]

HOW is this even remotely metal????

[radsadq-deactivated20181009]

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living