What do I put here?

28 yr old from New Zealand. I will post pretty much anything that I find amusing. Fandoms include but are not limited to: Harry Potter, Yuri on ice, Final Fantasy, Disney, Xena, Star Wars, Geology, History, Cats. I drive a forklift now.

[aen-maggs]

My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[dopedildobouquet]

Is she wearing the

[ashestoashesjc]

the chanel boots? yeah, she is

[suiine]

bless this sweet Vitya rehearsing Stammi Vicino and getting in touch with the extra within his soul like “Oh…~! I am but a delicate flower whose fresh dewy petals quiver in anticipation of his lover’s touch, THAT’S YOU KATSUKI YUURI PAY ATTENTION”

truly a living legend

[nomorelonelydays]

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

[catchymemes]

[rumpledspinster]

Warming her tootsies.

[lorn-art]

I like to think Aragorn said this a lot when he was living with the elves 🧝🏻‍♂️

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[kidslutti-]

This is one of my favorite videos ever

[allteenhumor]

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

[aaronexplainsitall]

[the crowd boos] 

Someone in the back: GET OFF THE STAGE 

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[vrabia]

[sailorbrazil]

no talk with me im angy

[kyloren]

I’LL BE WATCHING YOU.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

[monsterlets]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[seriesofnonsequiturs]

I love using “good catch”

I also say “thanks for the update” or “thanks for the head’s up!”

“I really appreciate the head’s up!” also a classic

If I haven’t gotten back to someone in a swift enough period (i.e. one work day max) I say “thank you for your patience. after some consideration, I have decided…”

don’t apologize for piddly things! 

thank you > sorry

[goth-aunt]

I need to remember

[stargazing-enby]

thank you > sorry

Thank you for waiting for me > sorry for being late

Thank you for helping me/for your time/for listening to me > sorry for bothering you

Thanking someone when they do you a favour > apologizing for your existence

This is especially hard when you haven’t been taught that people need to respect your limits, but with a bit of practice you can absolutely get there!

[great-tweets]

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

[shaelit]

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that

[whycantibeepbadoop]

6th grader: