I usually like eating healthy but sometimes I just want some good ol factory food chemicals to saturate my tongue with their toxic tenderness
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I usually like eating healthy but sometimes I just want some good ol factory food chemicals to saturate my tongue with their toxic tenderness
> be a time traveler
> go to a time & place with a plague because there always a plague
> see a little boy sitting by the road
> he looks worried
> ask what's wrong
> find out his project is full of bugs
> think of buggy technology
> ask if he turned it off and on again
> for the meme
> boy brightens up
> boy turns into an eldritch abomination
> humanity flickers out of existence
> humanity flickers back into existence
> be aware of this change
> return to your time
> suffer an existential crisis
> never use technology again
This is not What i asked for google
Not what you asked for, but what you deserve 🤍
These guys have been modeled to fit and replace broken connectors on your friendly 8Ft Home Depot Spiders! (For the Grave and Bones 8Ft Gian
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"Master has given Dobby a Glock"
Next day, in the Daily Prophet:
Hogwarts has it's first muggle "shooting"
The loss of the one victim, venerable Lucius Malfoy, shakes the nation
Yesterday at Hogwarts, Lucius Malfoy was the tragic victim of a heinous crime. In his rememberence, please keep his family in your thoughts and prayers. But you may be asking how could this have happened....
Salazar Slytherin (in front of all the students in the new great hall): I put my snake in my chamber of secrets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Godric Gryffindor, said chamber of secrets: darling no
Rowena Ravenclaw and her wife Helga Hufflepuff: THE CHILDREN'S EARS!!!!
Slytherin: haha I mean. It's real. I'll show you (scrambles to create an irl chamber and get a random snake- somehow a basilisk- into it)
Everyone else: aight
1000 years later
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
I keep seeing this post going around so, for folks who want to know why not, here's a chemist's hypothesis:
-Human saliva has an average pH of ~6.7 (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3800408/), which is pretty neutral.
-Monster energy has a pH of ~2.7 (https://patientconnect365.com/DentalHealthTopics/Article/Energy_Drinks_and_Your_Teeth_Should_You_Worry), which is quite acidic but not dangerous, except to your tooth enamel if consumed in large quantities.
-Rainbow sour belts contain malic acid (a common food additive as a potent acidifier and sour-flavor agent), citric acid (another common sour flavoring in pretty much everything) as well as ascorbic acid (aka vitamin C, used here mainly as a preservative). (https://candypros.com/products/sour-belts-bulk-rainbow)
-All of these acids when added to water would normally release their protons (H+ ions), thereby making the water solution more acidic. However, a chemical constant of these acids called the acid dissociation constant (pKa for short) indicates the pH of a solution at which acids are most likely to keep or release their protons. The pKa's* of these acids are higher (3.4, 3.1, and 4.2 for malic, citric, and ascorbic acids respectively) than the pH of the solution (2.7), which essentially means that the acids can't release their protons and all that acidic potential is trapped in the solid formulation of the candy.
-There's also some evidence that sugar decreases the solubility of acids in water solutions (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3411471/ only sorbic acid is discussed here but it's relatively structurally similar to the acids in discussion). The undoubtedly high sugar content of both the Monster and the candy therefore may contribute to the accounts of the sour crystals bubbling/floating on top of the solution instead of dissolving.
-Malic acid in particular is notorious for causing mouth irritation when eaten in high quantities.
-Thus, I can imagine that upon consuming the battery acid spaghetti, not only is the mix itself quite potently sweet/sour, but also the solid malic acid coming into direct contact with your mouth quickly becomes painful, and as the solution mixes with your (pH neutral) saliva the trapped acidity of the malic/citric/ascorbic acids is dumped into your mouth and esophagus, creating a sensation that I can only imagine is similar to consuming actual battery acid (pH = 0.8).
(*Each of these acids actually has multiple pKa's corresponding to number of protons they're able to donate, but really only the lowest pKa is useful here since once that one dissociates then all of the other ones are already dissociated too.)
citrus fruits: *develops sour taste to deter animals from eating*
humans: ok but what if i made that into literal battery acid and drank it
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Love that the genetic signature of this post is also just "strange, vaguely radioactive looking goo."
I read the original post as "pooping" and was confused for a second
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Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
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That bathroom could use an update
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just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we're talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what's really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we'd just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone's complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it's a good thing i'm not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i'd wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs
That ending took me completely off guard like-
There is,,, a lobster. On the way
There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where
This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.
Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.
Update 2 here is Thee Lobster
Trans lobster wooks angwy
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