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♥︎ Kate, 23, she/her ♥︎

[eziojensenthe3rd]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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[klymilark]

This also includes a VPN ban, and the punishment for making any of the content named in the bill accessible to a resident of the state is $100,000 and 10-20 years in prison.

This is a blatant violation of the first amendment. Like. Horrendously so.

Here's a link to the bill itself for anyone who wants to read it. It's fairly short

[sreppub]

dick and his sidekicks

[salparadiselost]

I know Bruce gets slapped in the face by Dick’s cape all the friggin time. (Dick says it’s definitely not on purpose)

[arttuff]

he likes to be jostled it's so enriching for him

[luriuan]

I love how whenever ATLA recognizes Sokka is smart enough to solve a problem but it’d be too fast they just stick him in some kind of situation. Like he COULD’VE stopped jet from drowning a town so they tied him up and dumped him in a forest. He COULD’VE figured out what that spirits deal was so they lost him in the spirit world for 24 hours.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

One time they just stuck him in a hole in the ground for a whole episode.

[ectojester]

This is how writers should deal with characters who are too smart for the arc instead of making them suddenly dumber for no apparent reason.

If you frequently find yourself in random situations while your friends happen to be experiencing problems maybe you, too, are too smart for the narrative.

[h-l-w]

[p0isonives]

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

[arrowheadedbitch]

Made me cackle

[apolladay]

Do you clean your lint trap every time use your dryer?

Yes

No, I didn't know you were supposed to do this

No, I know you're supposed to but I don't care enough to do it every time/at all

I don't use a dryer

Voting ended onSep 8, 2024

[ineffectualdemon]

Fun fact!

I told off my husband for not cleaning the lint trap and he got made and said he always cleaned it

And when I showed him the lint trap uncleaned he got quiet and said "I didn't know that was there"

But before I got too smug I asked him what he thought was the lint trap and he showed me a second lint trap I didn't know about

It was the most net zero argument ever

[the-real-seebs]

a SECOND LINT TRAP?!?

oh fuck

[the-freebooter]

Sir, a second lint trap is in the tumble dryer

[samwiselastname]

editing is so fun. I'm learning what the story I wrote is about

[samwiselastname]

sometimes after you learn what your story is about, you resolve to write a thematically appropriate sequel. this, unfortunately, means you have another section to edit, and now your story means two things. maybe more. imagine.

[nudibranchparty]

This post understands editing like nobody else. Everybody else delete your blogs. I want to be alone with OP so we can talk.

[swaggy-lee23]

It’s heavily hinted in comics that Damian’s blood has magical properties because of the lazurite pit, so what if Damian had powers but the only way for him to use them is if he bleeds.

People find out about this and obviously they want his blood and Damian feels obligated to give it to them. Tim and Bruce want it for experiments they need to find out what are the limits of his blood’s capabilities? Dick wants it because it holds the key to solving a case he’s been on for a while. Jason needs it because it can heal a chronically ill girl that lives in his apartment block. Word spreads and the Teen Titans want it. The JL wants it. Young Justice want it. Justice league dark wants it. Soon everyone in the hero community want it.

So Damian bleeds and he bleeds and he bleeds and he bleeds. Until it gets to the point where he can’t stand up without severe vertigo and he’s passing out in school. His hair is falling out, he’s turned sickly pale and he’s got all of the other nasty side effects of blood loss.

Damian can’t do this anymore. If he keeps on doing it he’s going to literally bleed himself to death. But he can’t say no because he’s devoted himself to fighting evil and his blood is aiding others in doing that. He’s 15 and faced with the moral dilemma stop giving out your blood to everyone who asks and face the wrath of everyone around you or continue to give out his blood ultimately killing him.

That’s it, that’s the idea.

[ashoss]

my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.

us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.

[vampirejuno]

One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

[vampirejuno]

I’m liking this guy more and more

[vampirejuno]

I have a new favorite author.

[stickthisbig]

This is from Mark Rosenfelder of the Language Construction Kit, because of course it is

[blujayonthewing]

this guy rules

[dajo42]

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

[miasonwing]

[jejejijiju]

[ashoss]

jason starts counting his age from his Dip in the Pit (tm)

i saw a textpost on here about jason not knowing how old he actually is (and unsure whether to count the days in his grave) and so he just ,, starts counting his age from when he was dipped in the lazarus pit. this causes damian to start calling him his little brother . if you run across it please tag me in it🙏

EDIT: found it :)

[r-x-b-i-n-iii]

the Robins

redraw+updated version of a drawing i made a couple months ago

[bluejayscrying]

All healed up Jason who just decides to move back into Wayne manor, and he suddenly takes up his role similar to a 1950’s Housewife with a weapons arsenal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jason in the morning dropping his brothers off to school: I made Lunch you better fucking eat it

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jason in a floral apron making cookies?? Bruce just thinks he’s hallucinating for the first week because that cannot be his murder son

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

he doesn’t even tell anyone he’s back. He just snuck in and took up residence in the kitchen at 1am, making pancakes until the morning

Tim, who only knew Jason through stories and rumours and snuck down the stairs for midnight coffee: who the fuck is that??