Just want to see the sparkles in their eyes 💖

[sdieslutzie-deactivated20250325]

get me high, tie me up, fuck me till i cant walk & i’ll be the happiest slut in the world

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist 🥰

[chaoticsinistermelon]

What's it like being the best girlfriend ? 💖💖💖

It feels like having the best and handsomest and sweetest and most adorable partner in the whole world 💖

[themakeupbrush]

The Atelier Couture

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist I'd love to wear this while we go out together, then get spanked in it when we go home 💖

[duncebento]

i hope president biden kills himself today

[duncebento]

realism at work. no, in fact, i would rather have the dissolution of the united states, a blowjob, and a suit tailored just for me in a lightweight italian wool.

[mr-deep-downer]

Just remember you’re someone’s most bangable mutual. Maybe multiple. Freaks attract freaks like magnets. Where was I going with this.

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist you're my only bangable mutual 💖

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

[justmeandmygayships-reblogs]

Holy fuck 

[hydra-collector]

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

[i-do-not-like-patton]

im sorry i have to know

[froghelm]

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

[grace-the-ungraceful-one]

Curiosity over powered me today.

[assclass-vibes-deactivated20210]

same ^^^^^^^

[smile458]

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

[ifyouknowme-stayaway]

If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post

[smile458]

Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Give it to me bitches

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Excuse me? Still waiting 😅

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

I GOT IT!!

[not-today-thx]

is it fr?

[hushedlover]

…

I doubt it

[hushedlover]

IT WORKS?!

[digginadyke]

;-;

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

hey i’d like a doot doot please :D

[lillazyboithings]

I want a doot doot now.. °^°

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.

[xreadermasterlists]

Doot doot fuels my soul

[fyihetalia]

I wanna test this out

[vtoriacore]

What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐

[packetzero-deactivated20251108]

send doot 😩✋

[bumblebeebubs]

:O

[queentemkiwi]

The ongoing doot doot thread-

[1-800-high-on-potats]

GIVE ME THE DOOT

[the-roses-are-here]

Gimme

[the-gay-goblin]

Gib doot

[thepunmaster]

doot doot

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

give me the doot doot you cowards

[chaosanswers]

SURRENDER THE DOOT

[heythereangels]

GIVE IT TO ME

[kats-blogg]

Yes give me the doot

[brattycobra]

I want a doot doot😁

[diazpoems]

This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot

[the-haiku-bot]

This is an older

post and I’m skeptical but

I wanna doot doot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eternalbastards-deactivated2025]

i found this through the fucking haiku bot but there’s no way this is still real right??

[data-expunged-0]

gimme a fucken doot doot

[tiny-brain]

i’ll give it a try. theres no way it works, right? RIGHT?

[rain-dancing]

i think my favorite thing about this post is going through it and seeing everyone have everything from existential crosiers to thinking it’s a hoax and then coming back like some amazing run on conversation!! I will be contributing to this and happily waiting for my doot doot!! This is my favorite post now

[rain-dancing]

Ladies and gentlemen

✨It came✨

[mystic-warriors]

Hand it over

[lordfreg]

is the curse still active?

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

@lordfreg only one way to find out…

[weirdlesbian646o]

hmm still working?

[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Give me the doot doot

[iggy-the-imp]

Please gimme a doot doot

[send-up-my-heart-to-you-deactiv]

try it lmao

[hijabi-desi-bookworm]

so many notes- will i get a doot

[a-had-matter]

I WANNA MF DOOT DOOT TOO!!!!!

[chaoticsinistermelon]

I WANT THE DOOT

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

[justmeandmygayships-reblogs]

Holy fuck 

[hydra-collector]

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

[i-do-not-like-patton]

im sorry i have to know

[froghelm]

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

[grace-the-ungraceful-one]

Curiosity over powered me today.

[assclass-vibes-deactivated20210]

same ^^^^^^^

[smile458]

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

[ifyouknowme-stayaway]

If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post

[smile458]

Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Give it to me bitches

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

Excuse me? Still waiting 😅

[shonen-mc-wannabe-deactivated20]

I GOT IT!!

[not-today-thx]

is it fr?

[hushedlover]

…

I doubt it

[hushedlover]

IT WORKS?!

[digginadyke]

;-;

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

hey i’d like a doot doot please :D

[lillazyboithings]

I want a doot doot now.. °^°

[trappedgoose-in-a-writblr-room]

I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.

[xreadermasterlists]

Doot doot fuels my soul

[fyihetalia]

I wanna test this out

[vtoriacore]

What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐

[packetzero-deactivated20251108]

send doot 😩✋

[bumblebeebubs]

:O

[queentemkiwi]

The ongoing doot doot thread-

[1-800-high-on-potats]

GIVE ME THE DOOT

[the-roses-are-here]

Gimme

[the-gay-goblin]

Gib doot

[thepunmaster]

doot doot

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

give me the doot doot you cowards

[chaosanswers]

SURRENDER THE DOOT

[heythereangels]

GIVE IT TO ME

[kats-blogg]

Yes give me the doot

[brattycobra]

I want a doot doot😁

[diazpoems]

This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot

[the-haiku-bot]

This is an older

post and I’m skeptical but

I wanna doot doot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[eternalbastards-deactivated2025]

i found this through the fucking haiku bot but there’s no way this is still real right??

[data-expunged-0]

gimme a fucken doot doot

[tiny-brain]

i’ll give it a try. theres no way it works, right? RIGHT?

[rain-dancing]

i think my favorite thing about this post is going through it and seeing everyone have everything from existential crosiers to thinking it’s a hoax and then coming back like some amazing run on conversation!! I will be contributing to this and happily waiting for my doot doot!! This is my favorite post now

[rain-dancing]

Ladies and gentlemen

✨It came✨

[mystic-warriors]

Hand it over

[lordfreg]

is the curse still active?

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

@lordfreg only one way to find out…

[weirdlesbian646o]

hmm still working?

[sparkles-make-anything-better]

Give me the doot doot

[iggy-the-imp]

Please gimme a doot doot

[send-up-my-heart-to-you-deactiv]

try it lmao

[hijabi-desi-bookworm]

so many notes- will i get a doot

[a-had-matter]

I WANNA MF DOOT DOOT TOO!!!!!

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist This is so cute 💖

[chaoticsinistermelon]

Gets u pregnant

What are we naming the baby?

[vampiredaze]

the chaotic urge to slip “good girl” into a casual conversation just to watch your reaction.

[chaoticsinistermelon]

That's just ruuuude

[chaoticsinistermelon]

They really ARE gonna get me pregnant 🥵

[gh0uist]

She's so cute <3

[chaoticsinistermelon]

I love you so much 💖

[chaoticsinistermelon]

They talk so tough over text, I can't wait to put them in their place 😏

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jesus christ, getting laid in your enemy's grave? that's some freak shit but honestly i kinda dig it

[flagellant]

well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave

[gwydionmisha]

A feel like this is a conversation between  Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[sygol]

beautiful radiant gf is beckoning you over, she wants you to come see! come see! cmonn, just a little closer... she is holding out her arms to give you a great big hug! so so compelling.. you can feel her warmth emana— ANGLERFISH GIRL, GNASHING TEETH, ANGLERFISH GIRL, SHE'S UPON YOU IN AN INSTANT; ATTACKING, RIPPING INTO YOUR SUPPLE THROAT

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist my love I thought you were posting something cute what heck

[dogposts]

living his best life

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist could be us 😊

[chaoticsinistermelon]

@gh0uist is just the most amazing partner a lady could ask for. Every little thing they do is so wonderful. I love hugging them, holding their hand, holding their butt, kissing them 💖. I love how sometimes they'll get embarrassed and cover their face, and I just get to pull their hands away and make them look at me. God, the look in their eyes and that handsome smile just makes my heart pound. I love how they can suddenly go from being so shy to giving me that look that I know means the tables are turning and I'm about to be in such big trouble 😱.

They're mine, all mine. My handsome princess, my pretty prince, my wonderful guy, my boyfriend, my dyke, my love, my honey, my partner, my gentleman, my good dog, my master, and the one I want to spend my whole life with. I love you so much.