useless and shiftless

Julian. 24. trans dude. he/him The Smiths, The Clash, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, shitty tattoos, and cuddly animals. /about

[cleoseptinato-deactivated202103]

*sigh*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[depsidase]

[moronicbehavior]

No caption needed

[cutecatpics]

This is the only way he sits Source: lestatmalfoy on catpictures.

[akapostart]

steven universe doodles

[renxamamiya]

Steven Universe [11/??]

[gigitheghost]

This is all i can think of atm tbh

[palezma]

Ppppppfffff in character

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

Well this is an interesting problem.

Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:

The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.

How have you done this thing you did, boy.

[livelyspaghetti-blog]

THE SAGA CONTINUES

I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.

Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.

But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.

Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…

He made short work of that.

I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.

Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.

Jackpot.

Don’t give me that face. 

The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.

[downwithdignity]

Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.

[ayellowbirds]

That is one determined noodle.

[aussiepineapple1st]

that tongue blep at the end!!!!!

[shittycryptids]

Deer, except they’re predators

[whatthesnickerdoodle]

[zarohk]

@shittycryptids That’s a terrible one, especially because they’re real.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Switchblade Deer

[onceuponatmi]

WHAT

[swaglexander-the-great]

it looks so fake i love it

[bevsi]

BUNS

[downwithneocolonialism]

[kestrele]

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[valarhalla]

So, Boris Johnson wrote an essay in which he talked about the Sistine Chapel and then said : “There is nothing like it in Muslim art of that or any age, not just because it is beyond the technical accomplishment of Islamic art, but because it is so theologically offensive to Islam.”

BITCH

NOT TO MENTION the fact that the prohibition against direct images in Islam was actually the reason for the development of the incredible advances in higher mathematics of the Islamic Golden Age because they were required to create these structures. The Islamic World basically took the ban on images as a “hold my beer” thing and created an entire artistic culture based on mathematics and architecture where art and science fed into and glorified each other, 700 years before the Italian Renaissance.

In conclusion

[amuseoffyre]

Those beautiful little cascading crenallated niches aren’t just beautiful but functional as well: they created the most incredible acoustics imaginable. Clap your hands beneath them and the sound carries in rippling echoes. It’s amazing! I’d love to hear what they sound like with someone speaking

[lewdmangabey]

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

[failfemme]

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

[bismuth]

angie wang, prop/fx designer on steven universe and artist on several of the show’s books, bids adieu to the show!