with fire & blood

Marissa • 27 • she/her • disaster bi • writer. welcome to my blog. my life consists of my husband, family, friends, cats, video games, writing, and orange juice.

[coffee-and-cusswords]

[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful

[ste-llajo]

Except Gale would say please

[anakinh]

THE CANVAS' MANY DEPICTIONS OF VERSO DESSENDRE

aka: no one haunts the narrative like verso

[kaanqsblog]

I rewatched the Hobbit after a long time and… well, I'm addicted to them 🙏😔

[woosansang]

Who cares about the crowded, broad avenue? I'll stick to my single-log bridge until it's dark. The Untamed (2019)

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[my-balls79]

[prokopetz]

I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.

[prokopetz]

Like, does he know that normal people can't recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It's the sort of thing you'd assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.

[prokopetz]

The fact that Breath of the Wild Link's laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he's at least aware that it's exceptional, but does he understand that it's complete bullshit, or does he think it's just a skill issue?

[raguna-blade]

Link: No, that's fair, if I fuck up the timing I have to eat a laser to the chest and that is, understandably, extremely painful, so I don't recommend you practice this unless you're really confident about your timing.

Random Guard:...Link people die if they take those to the chest.

Link: I mean you should be angling yourself, i'm not saying to just let your sternum take a whole blow, to just take it square, that's a terrible idea

Random Guard: It explodes rocks.

Link: You have armor for a reason my guy.

Random Guard: ...

Link: If it helps, drinking some fire resist potions has proven to be moderately effective for me.

Random Guard: The Ones you apply to your skin?

Link: What

Random Guard: What

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[mumblingsage]

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

[kosmogrl]

I will get there

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board