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the more I think about it, the more it makes sense that pirates of the caribbean 2 & 3 were the nails in the coffin for disney on any type of big budget, on location, practical effects movie that sent them spiralling into green screened warehouses, like the sheer audacity of these films

you listen to the commentaries on these movies and everyone's like "yeah this is never going to happen again" and they were right

beemovieerotica

ok these were all professional production stills but i wanted to add the following just to show how absolutely balls to the wall these movies were

you remember these shots

today it would be a no-brainer like "oh the background and the ships and the stupid clock is all green screened" but listen to me right now

i'm losing my mind

quiteaquoteboard

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i-am-a-fish

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

elainapoststhings

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

i-am-a-fish

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

homunculus-argument

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

vidrig

Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.

a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605

Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!

monsterpotion

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

monsterpotion

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

monsterpotion

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

autistook

December 18th - The Fellowship is formed

windienine

"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.

beanofthequeens

Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

teaboot

"Sucks nobody can know you're working for Fire Land. You must hate using swords."

(Said to Sword Prince, Prince of Swords, Fire Land's most prestigious Fire Land Failure, mild-mannered alter-ego of The Flaming Blue Swordguy, weilder of Swords, plague to the Fire Empire)

kylejsugarman

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

#i understand this isn't one object but a library #a massive space with all the books i want #crazy

toxiqueblonde

thetursithan

Let's play hide and seek?

avaantares

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON

ina-gartens-weave

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

ina-gartens-weave

his name is Pesto <3

ina-gartens-weave

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

aichu-dechu

somewhatstacey

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren: