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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Origami Around
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if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Pyrrha: Sometimes I feel like I'm dating a so called 'nerdy loser' character in a highschool movie that is still played by an extremely attractive heart throb actor.
Pyrrha: Like people tell me I can do so much better than Jaune and I'm just sitting here like "are you blind?"
Pyrrha: The worst part is that he says the same thing! 😭
Jaune: Man I'm not that good looking.
He says shirtless showing off his amazing abs and magnificent arms and handsome face with his golden hair seeming to shine.
Cinder: Okay, we’re a little old to infiltrate Beacon as students, so we’ll have to pretend to be new teachers!
Neo: 🤔
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Team RWBY: *scrambling through combined exam/endurance course* 🥵
Cinder: *blows whistle* All right ladies, hit the showers! 😠
Yang: Ugh…! Professor Fall is the worst…! 😫
Weiss: I like her! She thinks I have potential!
Blake: I guess she knows what she’s talking about, but I’m getting some shifty vibes from her…
Ruby: She can have whatever vibes she wants if it makes her cut me some slack on dust combinations!
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Neo: *observing with a clipboard and a critical eye* 🤨
Jaune: *wearing a ski mask and holding a gun* THIS IS A F****** RAID!!! EVERYONE DOWN!!! 🤬
Pyrrha: *magnetically unlatches electronic lock*
Ren: *picks mechanical backup lock*
Nora: *carrying gold bars to getaway vehicle*
Neo: *proudly marking “A” on team evaluation while crying tears of joy* I have never been so proud to be an educator!! 😭
Professor!Neo: *calling attendance for the new year* Magna Ren…?
Professor!Neo: Young lady, I had your mother and father in my class back in the day!
Magna: (Renora daughter) My mom says you can use your semblance to change your appearance! Do you use it to cover gray hair? 😃
Professor!Neo: *quietly assigning Magna extra homework* …should’ve known she would be like her mother…! 😡
Professor!Neo: Jamie Arc?
Jamie: (Arkos son) Your just as short as mom said.
Jessie: (Arkos daughter) I think she's a little shorter actually.
The Neo Squad
Neo(s):
Jaune: Hmm...
Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'
Blake: In a fight, right?
Jaune: ...
Blake: In a fight, right~?
Jaune: ...
Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.
Jaune: No, it's just going to be me with all of Neo's clones?
Blake: Naww... why not! Besides, how are you supposed to have sex with Neo's clones? They'll shatter the second you put your bastard sword in.
Jaune: First off, how do you know that? Second, I was going to boost her with my semblance.
Blake: ...
Blake: Okay... Now that's HOT!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Why are you like this...?
Blake: Well sorry if constantly being attacked makes it hard to have fun with Yang or myself. I just want blow off a bunch of steam.
Jaune: I was stuck in the Ever After for decades! You don't have any room to complain.
Blake: Years with nothing, but your hand eh~?
Jaune: Least I've actually done it. Unlike you, you blushing virgin.
Blake: HEY!
Neo(s) with a sign: Are we doing this?
Jaune: Sex or fighting?
Neo: At this point either one.
The Neo Squad
Neo(s):
Jaune: Hmm...
Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'
Blake: In a fight, right?
Jaune: ...
Blake: In a fight, right~?
Jaune: ...
Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.
Jaune: No, it's just going to be me with all of Neo's clones?
Blake: Naww... why not! Besides, how are you supposed to have sex with Neo's clones? They'll shatter the second you put your bastard sword in.
Jaune: First off, how do you know that? Second, I was going to boost her with my semblance.
Blake: ...
Blake: Okay... Now that's HOT!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Why are you like this...?
Blake: Well sorry if constantly being attacked makes it hard to have fun with Yang or myself. I just want blow off a bunch of steam.
The Neo Squad
Neo(s):
Jaune: Hmm...
Jaune: Yeah... I could take the 'Neo Squad.'
Blake: In a fight, right?
Jaune: ...
Blake: In a fight, right~?
Jaune: ...
Blake: Sounds hot. Can Yang and I join in? Hate sex is amazing and we have some issues to work out on Neo.
Through The Door
Winter: I will marry the next man to walk through that door!
Winter leaves through said door, and comes back dragging Jaune behind her.
Winter: Behold! For it is this man who will be my husband!
Jaune: Yay…?
Qrow: Technically he didn't walk though the door so it doesn't count.
Marrow: Hey, what's going on in here?
Qrow: Looks like your new husband came in. Congrats.
Yang's present to Jaune when he started dating Pyrrha.
Pyrrha: *bright red and flustered* Yang! W-where on Remnant did you even FIND such a…I mean, t-this shirt is SO inappropriate- 😳
Jaune: *pulling on the shirt* I’m more impressed that you found this shirt in the wild instead of having it custom-made!
Yang: *opens her jacket* I got one too! 😁
Blake: *flattens her cat ears* …oh gods…
Jaune/Yang: *high-five and toast with Dino-nuggets* 🥳
Pyrrha/Blake: 🫣
Ruby: I wanted to wear it too but I'm the top for both Penny and Weiss.
Magna: (Renora daughter) …so I overheard my parents discussing whether or not to have another kid, and I have mixed feelings.
Magna: On the one hand, Jamie and Jessie (Arkos twins) seem to like having a sibling…
Magna: …but on the other hand, it means that my parents are doing the F O R B I D D E N.
Nala: how do you think they had you?
Magna: Oh don't talk like you aren't a part of this!
Nala: I'm not. Doctors took DNA from one of Mom's egg cells and injected it into one of Mama's.
Nala: They didn't do nothin'
Yang: *whispering* Should we tell her about the extra tool we used for the “injection?”
Blake: *hissing back* We won’t discuss the Bumblestrap Impregnator 3000 until she’s older!
Nala: *happily living in ignorance* 🙂
Magna: Wait, what about Jenny? She has three moms.
Nala:.... I don't know. Should we ask?🤔
Magna: Hey Aunt Weiss how did you have Jenny?
Team JNPR came back recently from a trip to the arcs. While team RWBY looks at them.
Nora is wearing a necklace with the Arc symbol.
Ren wearing an Arc symbol bracelet.
And finally Pyrrha wearing Arc symbol earrings.
Yang: So are ya'll now part of jaunes harem now?
Jaune: I knew this would happen. Guys please you don't have to wear them. People are obviously gonna think like Yang.
Nora: No! Momma arc said were part of the Arcs now and I'm wearing it to honor her.
Ren: Im with Nora your mom made them for us id like to wear it.
Pyrrha: I don't mind wearing it either I think it shows were a close knit team.
Jaune sighs
Jaune: Fine but please be sure to dispell any rumors.
Yang leans over to Pyrrha and whispers in her ear.
Yang: Bet you'll wear the earrings till you get the Arc ring right pyrrha.
Yang say with a smile as Pyrrha blushes as red as her hair.
Pyrrha: Does this mean I can never date Jaune since he’s my step brother now…? 😰
Mama Arc: Pyrrha, dear, I want you to repeat after me:
Mama Arc: “Help me step-bro! I’m stuck in the washing machine and it pulled my skirt up!”
Pyrrha:
Nora: *writing down lines to seduce Ren* This is good stuff, step mom! What else ya got? 🧐
Mama Arc: Plus I couldn't adopt you like I did Nora and Ren because your Mother still has custody over you. So just think of the earrings as a pre engagement gift.
everyone should do this meme and report back I wanna see what pokes y'all are into rn!!
hee hoo
This is my list!
I'm sorry for putting Espeon in 3 different spots, but I couldn't help it. I love the Psychic Kitty a lot 😍 💗
@cheeseeater2 @palaceofpassion
Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?
How do you feel about this?
HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME
This is very cool!
This is neat, I guess…
I mean, it could definitely be worse….
I feel utterly indifferent about this change
Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different
This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted
This is perfect for me (Deragetory)
This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…
This feels pretty sucky tbh…
This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?
THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT
"Your hair start growing in an unnatural, vivid blood-red"
there's worse i guess
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...Ewww- LIGHTNING BALL.
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LETS GOO FIREBALL!
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The heck does this mean? Earthbending, controlling plants, dimensions? Am I getting kintsugi treatment or am I just cracking from pure energy leaking?
Edit: Ah I get it now if i use so much I will look like im getting the kintsugi treatment
@rocknroll7575 @howi99 @arc-misadventures2 @fatallybsessedart @rwac96
The hell…?
What am I; the main character of an anime?
Better be a good one at least…
@arkosfan @lar-mx @cheeseeater2 @dragonotaku-justineverything
Well it's on me so they can be removed safely so it could worse but also heck yeah! Time Magic!
@superiorsturgeon @evenmorefatallyobsessed @rwby-encrusted-blog @notmaplemable
@arc-misadventures2
Rusted Knight training Oscar to 'Git Gud' as an acquaintance of his would say.
I was thinking Salem training her newest Dark Knight.
Blake: *Being a moody teen* Mom! Knock before entering my room. You're invading my privacy!
Kali: *Setting down her daughter's favourite snack and tea* Oh honey, you came out of my privacy.
Blake: Oh my gods, mom. EEW!
Kali: *Leaving Blake's room* Have a nice day, dear.
Yang: *yelling at Raven* You motherfucker!
Raven: No, your father is the only motherfucker here.
Yang: I HATE YOU!!!!
Raven: Actually so was Summer too.
Yang: I Hope You Break Your Hip Old Lady!
Ren: …and that’s how you access the dark web.
Ren: Don’t tell anyone that I showed you how to do this. I only use it to source particularly rare ingredients or dust.
Jaune: *scrolling through a selection of legally questionable items* I see what you mean. We could get in a lot of trouble if Atlas found out about this, but it might be the only way to-
Jaune: Wait, is that ME for sale for $500?! 😧
Jaune: DID YOU JUST CLICK “ADD TO CART?!?!?!”
Pyrrha: Someone beat me to it!
Sienna: Darn he was cute.
Neo: >:(
Confession #1726
If he had that hair in canon we’d be up to our necks in fan theories about Qrow being Sun’s dad.
Also, y’all remember this?
What episode was that? I don't remember.
Nora: I don’t think you people understand…
Nora: Once my bra comes off, I’m not going anywhere or doing anything else for the rest of the day!
Nora: *grabs her enormous breasts in her hands* You see these jugs? They don’t do stairs, running, or any emergency without being properly constrained for the safety of themselves and the general public!
Nora: So if you make me get off this couch and jiggle and bounce my way over there, you’ll find out what it’s like to breasted boobily STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! 🤬
Ren: So is that a no to the syrup covered chocolate chip pancakes? Because I'm not letting you make a mess on the couch for them.
Nora: *pulls off her tank top, now completely uncovered and unrestrained* I think you know the answer to that, and I hope you’re ready to accept the consequences.
Nora: *skips across the room*
Pyrrha: *gets hit in the back as she tries to eat her gyro, spraying tzatziki everywhere and nearly falling over* 😫
Jaune: *knocked entirely off his feet by a blow to the side of his head* 🫨
Ren: *gets smothered but is happy about it* 😍
Ren: (In his mind) Truly a Warrior's Death.
Weiss: Can't I just enjoy my time off without people being horny?
Yang (Also without a bra): At least you aren't seeing Jaune and Pyrrha doing something weird.
Blake (resting on Yang's breasts): or Ruby and Penny.
Ilia: *looks down at her petite, slender body* Weiss…? You don’t wish I had a pair of giant wobbling mommy milkers, do you…? 🥺
Weiss: *wraps Ilia in a reassuring hug* Of course not, darling! I love you just as you are!
Weiss: After all, anything more than a single mouthful is a waste! 😌
Yang: At least you 2 don't have to worry about intense back plan or having people thinking your a slut for having a large chest.
Nora: I don’t think you people understand…
Nora: Once my bra comes off, I’m not going anywhere or doing anything else for the rest of the day!
Nora: *grabs her enormous breasts in her hands* You see these jugs? They don’t do stairs, running, or any emergency without being properly constrained for the safety of themselves and the general public!
Nora: So if you make me get off this couch and jiggle and bounce my way over there, you’ll find out what it’s like to breasted boobily STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! 🤬
Ren: So is that a no to the syrup covered chocolate chip pancakes? Because I'm not letting you make a mess on the couch for them.
Nora: *pulls off her tank top, now completely uncovered and unrestrained* I think you know the answer to that, and I hope you’re ready to accept the consequences.
Nora: *skips across the room*
Pyrrha: *gets hit in the back as she tries to eat her gyro, spraying tzatziki everywhere and nearly falling over* 😫
Jaune: *knocked entirely off his feet by a blow to the side of his head* 🫨
Ren: *gets smothered but is happy about it* 😍
Ren: (In his mind) Truly a Warrior's Death.
Weiss: Can't I just enjoy my time off without people being horny?
Yang (Also without a bra): At least you aren't seeing Jaune and Pyrrha doing something weird.
Blake (resting on Yang's breasts): or Ruby and Penny.
