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clementine-kesh

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

clementine-kesh

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

cheffebear

This should be taped in the DC comic office

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake (DCU), Bernard Dowd, Oliver Queen, Justice League (DCU), Martha Kent Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Justice League Meetings (DCU), Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating, Bottom Bruce Wayne, super idiots tm, Top Clark Kent, Clark Kent is a Ray of Sunshine, Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent is Superman, Feelings Realization, Denial of Feelings, Feels, Valentine's Day, Roses, English Is Not the Author's First Language, author is autistic, Good Parent Martha Kent, Mentioned Martha Kent, Tie Kink, Thumb-sucking, Sexuality Crisis Summary:

Clark Kent gives everyone roses on Valentine's Day even the bat who seems to avoid him on that day

deadkraker

jayroy is so fucking funny when u realise that is dick's best friend and his little brother. IK roy was sleeping with one eye open for WEEKS after the fact lmfaoo

robs-your-robins

I think Bruce has a complicated relationship with food. Meals with his mom and dad could be rare and far apart but they were always special. After his mom and dad died, Bruce ate alone at the table while Alfred kept busy, in the same room but wouldn't sit at the table. Later Bruce, anxious and depressed, started obsessing over controlling his food intake and what he could eat. Alfred's love language was food but no matter what he cooked, Bruce stuck with his meal plan, taking in the nutrients he needed to maintain his physique but he doesn't take joy in food. If he's got to eat at events like gala dinners or luncheons, he pushes his food around, keeps conversation flowing and if he eats any of it, he exercises or doesn't eat any of his planned meals. When Dick comes along, there's a lot of disruption around meals, he insists that Dick eat properly, that he get nutritious meals but also that Alfred spoil him with whatever he wants. It's a gesture to appease Alfred and also make sure that Dick is happy but it hurts Bruce in a way, to sit at the table and let love back in but he never eats the same food as Dick, he sticks to his meals and again if Dick and he snack at other events, Bruce skips his planned meal. Dick notices when he's older but Alfred tells him there's not much they can do. Bruce is eating healthy after all, he's eating enough and besides, it's so deep seated in him that Bruce won't face it without a major upset. That is until Jason comes along. Malnourished Jason who has his own ideas about food intake, who eats sparingly and saves food for later no matter how hungry he is. Jason who worries about bothering Alfred for food, who takes a long time to eat whatever he's eating because he's savouring it because Alfred clearly made it special because Bruce is eating his usual standard meal as always and Jason must be such a burden. Jason who never asks for seconds but is clearly hungry for more. Bruce recognises the behaviour. Bruce starts to eat the same meals as Jason, he takes him for burgers on patrol, takes him for ice cream, he makes sure Jason has enough to eat, often asking Jason to finish what's on his plate before Alfred sees and yells about him spoiling his lunch with the shakes he and Jason got after school. Bruce who begins to repair his relationship with food because he won't allow Jason to feel as he does.

theconcealedweapon

Cops fully acknowledge guilt by association. They'll gladly charge someone as an accessory for knowing that someone is a criminal, continuing to associate with them, and helping them get away with it. But they still insist that it's possible for a cop to willingly work for an evil system, be unfazed by the violence of other cops, and still be classified as a good cop.

Cops fully acknowledge that being paid to do something doesn't make it okay. If someone committed a crime because they were paid to do it, cops would gladly charge them both for the crime. But cops still insist that "I don't make the laws, I just enforce them" or "I'm just doing my job" are justifications for the violence they inflict.

theconcealedweapon

"Socialism is bad because if socialists are not held accountable, they could act like capitalists."

That's literally every argument against socialism.

theconcealedweapon

Two very obvious things wrong with this:

Pork is being forced just as much as LGBT is. Pork is shown in TV shows, even in shows that aren't specifically about pork. Pork is served at most restaurants. People eat pork in public without caring who can see it. Children eat pork. Someone who doesn't like pork has to accept that if they go out in public, they will see people eating pork. No one's forcing anyone to eat pork and no one's forcing anyone to marry someone of the same gender.

You're always presenting the theory that Muslims are more anti-LGBT than Christians. If that's the case, why isn't LGBT people's mere existence considered more forced on Muslims than on Christians?

theconcealedweapon

"I didn't know that it was because of a disability. I thought you were just misbehaving. That's why I punished you so many times. Can you forgive me?"

No. I can't.

The part where you declared yourself superior to me was intentional.

The part where you declared that any criticism of you is disrespect was intentional.

The part where you declared that you're allowed to express your emotions freely but I'm punished if I express mine was intentional.

The part where you hit me and declared that you earned the right to do that was intentional.

The part where you declared that I'm your property, decided who I'm supposed to be, then punished me for deviating from that was intentional.

Only the part where my disability has a label was accidental.

Also, anytime I "didn't mean to" disrespect you, you became violent. Why the fuck should I accept "didn't mean to" from you after a lifetime of you never accepting it from me even though it makes much more logical sense from me?

Also, even after you found out that I have a disability, you still continued to have ableist patterns, like expecting my brain to function on your command, or adding assumed hidden meanings to what I say and responding aggressively. If you were truly sorry, you'd be afraid to continue the pattern.

If you want my forgiveness, you have to spend the rest of your life openly betraying those who support your authoritarian actions. You have to speak out against the propaganda that made you think that how you treated me was okay. You don't get to just "feel bad".

theconcealedweapon

"I didn't know that you needed reasons for everything because of a disability. I thought you were just being defiant. I'm sorry."

That's not an apology. That's an attempt to make yourself feel better about it while changing nothing.

You wanted to be an abusive dictator. You knew that logical reasoning didn't support you being a dictator, so you declared that logical reasoning is disrespectful and you punished me for it. That part was intentional. And people without disabilities deserve reasons also. No one should have to obey without question.

theconcealedweapon

I've always been good at math. I was always hated whenever I underestimated how difficult math is for many people because it's easy for me. Anytime someone struggled with math, I was expected to show them the utmost consideration, compassion, and patience. And that's even without me knowing about any kind of disability they have. And that was expected of me as a little kid.

But when I struggled with something, it was assumed that punishment was what I needed. People just told me to do whatever sounded good to them, demanded obedience, and punished me when I couldn't do it.

So no, I will not accept "I didn't know you had a disability" as an excuse. I was never allowed to use that excuse, so I refuse to accept it when it's used toward me.

frownyalfred

Because ao3’s tagging system explicitly allows romantic pairings in Gen fics as long as the relationship is not the focus of the fic.

(But real talk: this comes up a lot on Tumblr and on r/ao3 and while most people know the Gen fic rules, there’s always a portion of people who don’t and get extremely frustrated when they can’t find a fic devoid of romantic relationships. Which is valid! But definitely not a reason to blame authors or their fics.

What concerns me is the growing amount of people who acknowledge ao3’s correct tagging rules and then say “well I don’t like/believe in it” and proceed to ignore the rules and continue to be upset because they don’t want it to be a rule and they think they can apply their own “beliefs” to the system and others should too.

That’s not how rules work.

If you want to change ao3, join the OTW. Run for one of their elected seats. Petition for a rule change, etc. Help wrangle the “no relationships” tags and encourage use of one others might want too.

But stop treating every relationship like it’s icky and that others are morally inferior because they’re okay with the Gen rules. You don’t make the rules, and that’s a good thing!

Also, an ao3 without relationships in gen fics? There would be so many batfamily fics disappearing because of a 200 word section buried in one chapter of 34 where Bruce and Clark interact and are presumably together!)

analogdelight

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

analogdelight

get peer reviewed, because fucking. yeah.

analogdelight

hey. hey bestie. i have some pronouns over here you might like, come with me. you can leave that "he/they" over there, you don't need it anymore.

analogdelight

GIRL THE EGG COLUMN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. YOU DO NOT NEED CONVINCING YOU NEED CONVICTION.

LOOKING FOR REASONS IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW

the-haiku-bot

LOOKING FOR REASONS

IS REASON ENOUGH. BE A

GIRL TODAY RIGHT NOW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

nalivaa

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.