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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. Reblog and put how screwed you are in the tags
@chekhovsdisconnectedwormbell ask and ye shall receive.
OHHHHH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SHIT. OH MY GOD
Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…
i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck
i love the word jumbotron. the most american word, beating out any sad contender the likes of “burger”. immediately you get “jumbo”, the most american size; land of the Big Gulp. “tron”, like the movie, implying some vague cybernetic concept that hints at its purpose. then you find out, oh, it’s the giant screen at football games. the thing that sometimes puts you on blast for the most mortifying 45 seconds of your life, if you are so lucky. feel like (or become) a star, however briefly. get your affair blasted on national tv. everything about the word speaks to such an american way of living. huge fan
if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid
nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.
no mi circo no mis feratus
jigsaw tape that starts with a land acknowledgement
Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭
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when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
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Guys I'm gonna be honest I don't think we're ever going to be the new pdf
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Guys I'm gonna be honest I don't think we're ever going to be the new pdf
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Oh... What's eight horses! I'm not driving tonight! Gimme a ninth!
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