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CODENAME : QIU || they/them || ships whatever I want

[sjckwnf]

https://youtu.be/bp4_7T9J6Fg?si=9lP7etTa7fnCjKgA - the dancing birds animation

Iykyk it's def dickjay lol ;)

[chenqiumiao]

radioqueen cant be canon because hell would absolutely demolish heaven into smithereens for their first date and the plot would never move forward.

plus their children would be drop dead gorgeous and charlie would get more overshadowed than she is right now.

[chenqiumiao]

i took a nap and had a dream about reverse falls bleeding into gravity falls years after weirdmaggedon because of will going batshit under the twins' control and now i keep being haunted by the afterimage of reverse!dipper shielding both pacificas and stan holding a snarling (definitely scared) reverse!mabel while dipper, mabel, and ford fights will with rayguns or some shit

[nyx-dreamy]

Okay but Jason not wanting to admit he's a virgin the first time he & Dick have sex, so he tells him "it's been a while" to explain his skittishness & shyness.

He doesn't realize this is going to drive Dick to madness trying to figure out who Jason slept with before he got together with Dick.

Omg yes yes yes. Jason being a blushing mess because he thinks Dick would laugh at him if he says he is a virgin, while Dick is trying to find who is that fucker.

Dick jokingly (he isn’t but let him pretend) asking all Jason’s friends if he ever dated someone before. Jason unaware of the disaster he caused.

So when Dick learn Jason never dated someone before, Dick is digging into every single people Jason ever met in his life, just to know who is it.

Until one day Jason by mistake says he was a virgin before dating Dick. Jay fully expect Dick to laugh at him, not to just stare into the void and ask « was I your first time? » like he is on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Dick questioning his entire life, harrassing poor innocent people who never once slept with his precious brother.

Jason breaking into laughter when he learn what his psycho brother was up to.

[chenqiumiao]

honestly, viewing this post-outlaw arc, i can see dick just really contemplating whether to double knee drop off the rooftop on roy bc wdym his former bestfriend and his ex-fiance went on a long mission with his little wing???? unsupervised!?!? away from home!?!?!

[muzzledwatchdog]

the way sebastian holds both of ciel's wrists in one hand here makes me insane

[argushatesplanes]

Dear moots (and everyone honestly), please reblog with your story of how you got into fanfiction (if applicable)

I'll go first; I was looking at TMNT (2012) fanart on Google (roughly 11 years old) and I found one that had a little snippet of a fic under it in the site link so I clicked it and it took me to wattpad where I read an x reader boyfriend scenarios fic. From there, I scoured everywhere I could for TMNT fics and this eventually led me to find other fanfiction. The next one I found was AoT where I began reading Eren x Levi fic without even having watched an episode of AoT. I began writing fic for them myself (and the turtles). Eventually, I tried watching AoT and meh... Pretty aight but not as good as the fanfictions I was reading-

[chenqiumiao]

when i was a wee little shit, around the age of 9-10, i stumbled upon danganronpa v3 and had a fondness for kokichi ouma. i wanted to see that twink drawn in comics so i went to pinterest, found a wattpad fic in the link for saiouma, and somehow got sucked into fanfiction and drv3 rp.

altho my first ever fanfic that was driven by fixation for the ship itself was sebaciel bc that corset scene planted something in my 10 year old brain and i became intrigued with the clusterfuck that was their questionable and unbalanced homoerotic dynamic. i still ship them to this day despite the sudden surge of puritan tendencies in fandoms during 2020.

[chenqiumiao]

so ya'll know that deja drama audio from tiktok/ig??

imagine it as human au hazbin hotel, with angel dust as deja, the dude as val, alastor as rin (would be husk but i dont think husk is the type to be so petty as to verbally say 'kikiki'), and the girlfriend/s as vox and/or velvette.

[chenqiumiao]

(about every blorbos in existence) let them be gay! let them be queer! let them be lgbt!

[chenqiumiao]

the writers are definitely in the know. i KNOW they ship sascha and bjorn, bc WDYM THE MAIN LOVE INTERESTS IN BOTH SEASONS JUST CONVENIENTLY NOT WORK OUT WITH BJORN WHILE SASCHA IS JUST??? THERE???? LIVING IN THE SAME APARTMENT BUILDING??? AS HIS BOSS?? I LOVE LAURA BUT THAT LEAVING FOR MUNICH WAS SO OUT OF THE BLUE 💀💀💀

DONT GET ME STARTED ON THAT BIT WITH THE RIBBON TO SYMBOLIZE MARRIAGE FOR THOSE TWO HOLGERSONS. THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING WAY THATS THE OPTIMAL THING YOU THINK OF. THERE IS NO WAY SOMEBODY NORMAL WOULD LOOK AT THAT RIBBON TIED AROUND TWO BODIES AND THINK "Ah, they got hitched" LIKE??? WHAT? THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY 💀💀 AND THEN SASCHA JUST RANDOMLY APPEARS??? DURING THAT TOPIC??? THAT DISCUSSION???

im crine. why do the women in bjorn's life just doesn't last with him??? katharina agreed to separate, laura left, and nicole wants to put him in jail 😭😭😭. dude, the writers keep making you open for a codependent relationship with your mafia enforcer. they dont want u splitting ur attention with a woman😭😭😭

[chenqiumiao]

i havent finished season 2 of murder mindfully, but im really just getting amused why bjorn has one romantic wife that he's not living with, and a work wife (sascha) that he's very much not in a relationship with but he's living in the same building with. worse is that ur real wife doesnt know ure living in the same building as ur work wife bc as far as shes concerned, he doesnt rlly have anything to do with you

[chenqiumiao]

i love not reading a single dc comic/media while lurking in the fandom. its like i'm a conman selling wares. does this headcanon make sense canonically? hell no. did this part in my canon divergence actually happen? fuck if i know!

its so fun, they're just concepts to me stitched together by my desire to see my faves get love or get railed. build-a-bear for my version of the plot and now dickjay is canon and jason is as oblivious as a nerd stereotypically would be, and he's lady shiva's godson now. sorry, i make the rules now.

[chenqiumiao]

okay my brain is in overdrive listening to bebe rexha's dirty blonde album. im??? this is a whole ass adult pacifica angst playlist.

this is literally girl failure, hot mess young adult pacifica. especially sad girls. its adult pacifica, drunk and emotional, in a seedy, loud club swaying and chugging bottles of vodka she splurged her whole paycheque on while riding the deafening beat of the speakers to hide the tears running down her face. its a very, VERY concerning coping mechanism for her whole life, but she's a white, emancipated, valley girl and she's going to get wasted to atone for the sins of her ancestors and her own actions. (i imagine she's also nursing a "shameful" crush on a certain pinetree)

dipper, a sober college senior doing emergency grocery shopping at a 7/11, find her in that state— she was walking home at like, 2 AM; barefoot, sweaty, looking like one stumble away from passing out, and she's dressed for the fucking bar, but most distressingly— shes alone, at night, in a seedy part of town. girl brother mode activates and he is impressively compartmentalizing his Concern when pacifica isn't even fighting him when he says she could crash on his and mabel's couch for tonight. that concern becomes Panic when she says there was a "nice man" who said she looked pretty 5 minutes ago.

mabel is Also Concerned when dipper comes back with emergency grocery and an obviously just-cried and wasted pacifica just before she passes out on the couch.

imagine the next scenes on your own but please no non-con. not in this context.

[chenqiumiao]

HIME CUT PACIFICA NORTHWEST. HIME CUT PACIFICA NORTHWEST. I NEED HER BEING A DUMB TEENAGER AND CUTTING HER HAIR BEFORE REGRETTING IT BUT IT BECAME A HIME CUT AND I WANT MASON "DIPPER" PINES TO COMBUST BECAUSE THE CHIN LENGTH BANGS MAKES HER FRECKLES POP OUT

[chenqiumiao]

so imagine theres a crazy scientist obsessed with red hood. tim drake worthy stalking. they scour every corner of crime alley dressed like some homeless lunatic scraping up red hood's dried blood, dead skin cells, even the used straw he drank from. theyre so fascinated with red hood that they WANT a personal red hood to take care of.

insert the powerpuff girls intro. serotonin, dna, and everything soft. these were the ingredients needed to make the perfect little hood.

then nightwing shows up. he didn't actually know wtf was happening here, its just that jason apparently has a less lovable and more concerning by a wide margin stalker, and as his big bro *cough* its his job to protect his little wing. he fights the scientist and accidentally nudged a leftover uneaten hamburger into the pot (WHO TF IS MAKING CHEMICAL SLUDGE IN A COOKING POT IN THE STOVE!?)

it doesn't take long for him to knock out the scientist and call the police, but just as he was about to leave, boom! the stove and the pot bursts and theres a ball..? rolling out of the sooty thing. and what appears...

is a small, fat, morbidly obese and sentient red hood. its blinking up at him with wide, dumb, derpy eyes and it reaches out to him but it just rolled forward, and nightwing is in love. the sight of it brings joy. he takes a picture and sends it to the batfam gc before taking off with it in his arms. its a sentient and fat plush of his little wing and he HAS to show it to him.

the batfam gc in the mean time, is in shambles.

tim : WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

steph : GIVE ME TEN MORE

cass : fat. one burger tall.

damian : i didnt know todd was that rotund. i could poke him and hed roll around the manor until he collides with the stairs.

bruce : nightwing, explain.

babs : hood after eating twelve batburgers in one sitting. yes jason. youre not fat, but you have fat person behavior.

when nightwing meets up with hood, he immediately puts fatson into hood's arms and watched with hedonistic glee as hood is staring bamboozled befuddled bemused at this offensively round and soft clone plush of him that's blinking and— "papa?"

INHALE.

it wiggles its tiny arms—

INHALE AGAIN.

nightwing is actually crying in the distance.

[chenqiumiao]

ok i just read a totga fic of stan/hotpants and i just NEED someone to write another one but a songfic in carla mccorkle's pov and its Red by taylor swift reminiscing on their relationship and she still visits stanley pines' grave to this day (for the sake of my mental health, she's unmarried and she will end up with him when they see each other again on the way to gravity falls)

you dont understand. my genetic make-up got chemically altered when i read "she was the only one who loved stanley pines" and god fucking damnit i want that old man happy after all the shit that happened to him. I WANT THAT MAN TO GROW OLD WITH A WOMAN WHO LOVED HIM BEFORE HE WAS STAN PINES OKAY?????

[chenqiumiao]

i dont wanna offend anyone in the gravity falls fandom but i do wanna ask why is there a canonical "bill cipher has a vagina" tag.

like... im morbidly curious. does he like.. just snap it into himself mid coitus??? what does it feel like????

somebody (ford) is walking around fucking a multidimensional dorito and i just...

actually i dont wanna know. thats quite enough.

[chenqiumiao]

dipcifica is a flavor of "he asked for no pickles" couple. dipper would very much like to resolve bullying problems without any violence and pacifica is one shoulder bump away from taking a big chunk of said shoulder.

but like i like to think dipper wouldnt actually try to stop her. he'd actually just try to contain the situation to just 1 mauled shoulder.

like if some guy was trying to hit on pacifica and clearly wouldnt get the message, dipper would just step back to avoid getting slapped by her hair and let her be like "oh my freaking gawd, can you, like, talk to me when you're in the same tax bracket? can't you see i'm, like, in the middle of a conversation??? with my boyfriend??? like, can you not???" complete with the valley girl accent for maximum annoying and obnoxious mean girl effect.