[havingapoemwithyou]

after the threesome, they both take you home by Sue Hyon Bae

[femtocloaca]

[himalayaan-flowers]

i bet everyone put snow white's stepmother on a pedestal and told her how lovely she was and made a big fuss of her until snow white was born and then the affection was transferred over to her instead.

i am curious what happens when snow white discovers that prince charming already has a daughter from another marriage, and she will always be the one he loves most.

i am wondering what happens when the dwarves lose interest in snow white as she ages, and they adore her stepdaughter instead.

does snow white turn into her stepmother, or is she happy for the stepdaughter? or is it more that she WANTS to be happy for her, so she puts on a smile but inside she feels a void growing inside her that just makes her want to cry?

how does someone go from being beloved to invisible?

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[krissywendell]

is brandon duhaime just supposed to get on the floor and bark for john tavares now...?

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of SpongeBob SquarePants episode title cards (1999)

[courtmartialme]

i know everyone is tired of hearing it from me but i'll never be free from how people think you can only ship a het ship WOKELY if the man is a pathetic useless idiot and the girl babysits and pegs him and has the personality of a door. i promise you won't get your woke card revoked if you spend five minutes of your time to consider the girl has a personality and the guy might be a competent person. and maybe she likes getting dicked down and is a little pathetic too. have you considered also liking the girl and maybe wanting her to be a spoiled baby too? also I'll Kill You

[defensivemidfielders]

men's sports rpf is ethical because i'm making that man significantly more empathetic and emotionally intelligent, and with a much richer inner world. he should be thanking me, actually

[hiveswap]

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

[miscelium]

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

[hoziernatural]

jensen ackles you may now have that dude bro audience erick kripke always wanted for the cw supernatural but never forget you were the world's first omega and your audience used to be 13 yo gay girls on tumblr dot com

[davisschneiders]

whichever av takes it upon himself and spears CH79 straight in the chest will be the first to reach valhalla

[twoforsticking]

this is so rushed but COLORADO AVALANCHE REMEMBER WHO WE ARE FIGHTING FOR

[mythmagicetc]

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

[bobbato]

[urie]

oh, okay. i see. you think rpf has nothing to do with you. you go on the internet and say heated rivalry rpf is immoral and invasive because you’re trying to tell the world that you care too much about these actors to read fic about them, but what you don’t know is that the rpf is not just a byproduct of their good chemistry, it's not just parasociality, it’s actually the only next logical step.

you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2011, hbo produced a documentary series about the washington capitals vs pittsburgh penguins stadium series, and then i think it was on livejournal, wasn't it, that sidney crosby/alexander ovechkin hockey rpf began to really circulate widely. and then sid/ovi rpf quickly showed up in the collection of several prolific fanfic writers. then it filtered down through tumblr and ao3 and then trickled on down to miss rachel reid herself, who no doubt was the first to be brave enough to send it to print

however, heated rivalry represents millions of works by countless hockey rpfers, and it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from rpf when, in fact, you’re watching a tv show that was selected for you by the same rpfers you're condemning... from a pile of "stuff"