Totally! 🌿

26/bi/they/her

[cherryb0mb0mb]

WHO WANTS ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[angelicguy]

Homeboys thinkin theyre Buzz Lightyear when they’re gettin buzzed off of one light beer. -The Executioner

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[hawkpartys]

Black-crowned Night Heron (Nycticorax nycticorax) observation by eleggua

happy pride

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Team Leader

[cherryb0mb0mb]

Happy mf birthday!

THANK YOUUU 💕 🥰

[cherryb0mb0mb]

It's MY BIRTHDAY WHO WANT ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[molabuddy]

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

[mlimby]

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[spookshollow]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[pjackk]

IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha