Totally! 🌿

26/bi/they/her

[cherryb0mb0mb]

WHO WANTS ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[lakemojave]

I'm putting a team together

[lakemojave]

Fuck how could I forget

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Team Leader

[cherryb0mb0mb]

Happy mf birthday!

THANK YOUUU 💕 🥰

[cherryb0mb0mb]

It's MY BIRTHDAY WHO WANT ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[molabuddy]

HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

[mlimby]

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[patheticperipatetic]

No, I don't think that's the one I'm--

[spookshollow]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[pjackk]

IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[loveridden1999]

[dogpuppy]

[cherryb0mb0mb]

I got a cat

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[babushkaat]