THE STORM APPROACHES

He/Him. Terrified of the world. Cookie dough enthhusiest.

[viejospellejos]

La IA que imita a Shakira

[officialfist]

[beakedwhalesyo]

People give these hard working pillars of the community shit? For shame!

[revcleo]

Do people in the USA not normally have street sellers?

[officialfist]

No we do the problem is cunts usually call the cops on them to get them shut down for no reason other than to be cunts.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

specifically white people call the cops on Latinos and poc in general because they think it’s either trashy or that all poc are secretly lacing food with heroin or whatever for sport. I don’t care if it’s an FDA violation sometimes give me the churro and fresh corn merchants.

[xxgalacticambitionsxx]

why would they be lacing food with heroin that shit's expensive

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Affluent white people think poc can spawn illicit drugs once per long rest to poison white children as a free action.

[cherryredthunderstorms]

no hay drogas

solo paletas

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[shutyourmoustache]

The mixing has grown exponentially aggressive…

[courbet-nft]

This man is my fucking nemesis because he is doing a painting 101 level exercise, doing it poorly (look at how many jump-cuts there are), doing it inefficiently (he starts with green to show off, but if he started with white it would take half the time and half the paint), and doing it wastefully (look how much he discards because he doesn't mix dark into light) while surrounded by hundreds of dollars of oil paint that he treats like set dressing, and he's convinced people he's an artist.

[pinene]

This is genuinely so humiliating for him. If it took me this many steps to color match something I would not show everyone that. This is like watching someone try to hit a note and constantly adjust their pitch until they find it

[cherryredthunderstorms]

godamn y'all are so mean. those are his own laints let him have fun with it and if he wants to show it to the world why can't he? So what if it takes him a while as long as he's enjoying the process what's wrong with that

[shutyourmoustache]

The mixing has grown exponentially aggressive…

[courbet-nft]

This man is my fucking nemesis because he is doing a painting 101 level exercise, doing it poorly (look at how many jump-cuts there are), doing it inefficiently (he starts with green to show off, but if he started with white it would take half the time and half the paint), and doing it wastefully (look how much he discards because he doesn't mix dark into light) while surrounded by hundreds of dollars of oil paint that he treats like set dressing, and he's convinced people he's an artist.

[pinene]

This is genuinely so humiliating for him. If it took me this many steps to color match something I would not show everyone that. This is like watching someone try to hit a note and constantly adjust their pitch until they find it

[teathattast]

[asrielarchive]

You've Entered B>

Today is the day to appreciate FICTIONAL FATHERS because it is FRIDAY! Make a post about your favorite or your personal father today!

Be sure to tag it as Fictional Father Friday!

[noinfinity]

I don’t think I need to explain why

[cherryredthunderstorms]

HAIAOAHAB

silly 😸

[catchymemes]

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor]

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

[aphony-cree]

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

[extreme-technicality]

May I present:

This monstrosity

[moonblossom]

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

[zoycitem]

My humble contributions

[hey--its--hay]

My Twinkies Halloween edition

[todesboten]

…

[wordsofdiana]

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

[libraryogre]

[cipheramnesia]

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

[lesbianladyeboshi]

[arialerendeair]

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

[transmortifried]

[chouhenshin]

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

@dangerbooze @trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing @hawkeyedflame

[dangerbooze]

@true-king-of-monsters

[derkartoffelkonig]

Advertising is cancelled.

[medic981]

Paper towels. This is on the packaging for paper towels.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Okay come on, some of these are on purpose.

[jaredwormsboyslizardsquad]

plUMP SWEET AND BE-

[demons-main-hell]

Danny

Danny no

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

Danny yes

[isopodbug]

@dcroar

[dcroar-x]

YES

Someone else on tumblr posted this picture but I saved it cause it accurately describes me

[cheshireinthemiddle]

[cherryredthunderstorms]

I heard that it's gonna be a musical

- it better not be-

But knowing Jack Black he's prolly gonna sing about it because that's just the way he is nobody stop him

[titsay]

is it halloween yet?

[cherryredthunderstorms]

I want all of these as my pfp simultaneously

[stantler]

[paperlignes]

random nandermo moments part 5/? season 4 gave us so much.

[bee-gara]

they are so real for this

[cherryredthunderstorms]

They say this as if "bisexual" and "ghost hunter" aren't synonyms 🙄

[rettaroo]

Oh sorry, just over here having intense feelings about Laszlo Cravensworth. Laszlo who feels guilty if he thinks about the bastard children he had as a human. Laszlo who absolutely refused to look at his genealogy records. Laszlo who had a hard relationship with his father and struggled to fit the traditional masculine roles of his time. Laszlo who once impulsively turned a baby into a vampire, then realized it was a terrible plan and a terrible thing to do and abandoned it. Laszlo, who learned his friend was dying and dedicated the months to including him and showing him he was appreciated and liked and creating meaningful memories with him. Laszlo who for weeks couldn't bring himself to say his final goodbyes to his friend's corpse. Laszlo who took one look at Baby Colin and dashed all his other plans without a moment's hesitation so he could reorient his life alive around this new being. Laszlo who had no idea what he was doing but dedicated a year of his life to raising a kid by himself. Laszlo, who struggled to understand this kid but totally adored him. Who called him "my boy". Laszlo, who learned to accept him and not force him to be something he's not. Laszlo, who was able to put parts of his own upbringing into context as he experienced parenthood himself. Laszlo, who spent hours rehearsing music with the kid, and brought him on camping trips, and to the zoo. Laszlo, who watched his son suddenly change. Laszlo, who mournfully played showtunes as his son acted out. Laszlo, whose son was suddenly gone, replaced by a friend he had already mourned, a person who doesn't remember him being a father, or anything about the time they spent together.

That Laszlo.

[cherryredthunderstorms]

my heart hurts TwT