Thereâs a turtle in my yard laying eggs
This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose
Iâm not ready to be a single mom
I know shit about reptiles
I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth
Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care
Iâm googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently sheâs a box turtle?
70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
You a mom now
Text from stepmom âwatch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. Theyâll eat the eggs so chase them offâ
Iâm gonna fistfight nature
@mrswinterbarnes youâre not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow
I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??
I donât think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out
YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
DAMN IT SHARRON
First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this
Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
UPDATE
SHES BACK
NEVERMIND
ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
Thatâs two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me
Call this one Susan
Youâre like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit
