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From the Wikipedia page about the Fermi Paradox: Given the high scientific probability for alien existence, why can we find no evidence of their existence whatsoever?

othernotebooksareavailable

A poem about loneliness

diueliz

“everyone is listening, no one is transmitting”

valtsv

one of my favorite tropes of all time is when the author tries to replace curse words with a more ‘family friendly’ alternative or invent new words for worldbuilding purposes but they use existing words that make the whole thing unintentionally hilarious out of context

valtsv

like these absolute gems, for example

valtsv

bobacupcake

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

haarute

shakespork

i know i wouldnt survive in an austen novel because someone would be britishly, discretely rude to me and i would be completely unable to restrain myself from calling them a cunt to their face

shakespork

my detested rival: why, madam, you look so drawn and pale today! does the small size of your estate not give you enough freedom to take in the sun?

me: listen you waxy, lemon-faced bitch,,

0hi0is0nfire-deactivated2020041

Found these two things today. Anyway Mexico is cool and reblog with other additions if you see them

safitheartist

Reminder: these are not wild fires. They were set on purpose by the Brazilian goverment.

It's great that other countries are doing something but please keep in mind that the Brazilian goverment has to be held accountable for the damage they have done even after this crisis is resolved.

valtsv

*banging fists on the table* orc/elf gfs orc/elf gfs ORC/ELF GFS

valtsv

bonus points if the orc is clean and sensible and obsessed with poetry and fine art while the elf is a feral nightmare berserker who more often than not returns home looking like she’s just been dragged backwards through a hedge full of thorns after bathing in a swamp

valtsv

orc lady: this is my tiny wife

her elf wife: babe, i’m 7 feet tall

orc lady, straightening her back and shoulders slightly to better show off her full 9′4″ of height: i love my tiny wife

asianartiste

yeah

totally-not-an-awkward-okapi

Stupid Vampire Idea

They don't really live in Transalvania, they live in Ireland and Scotland.

No sunlight

Plenty of dishes with blood in them are the norm

Everyone is pale, so no one will suspect your actually dead

My Proof:

dankmemeuniversity

butchsandwich-deactivated201912

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

miseducatedmelanicmuse

seriesofnonsequiturs

I love using “good catch”

I also say “thanks for the update” or “thanks for the head’s up!”

“I really appreciate the head’s up!” also a classic

If I haven’t gotten back to someone in a swift enough period (i.e. one work day max) I say “thank you for your patience. after some consideration, I have decided…”

don’t apologize for piddly things!

thank you > sorry

raychjackson

Never thought about it like that thank you for posting this!!

imfemalewarrior

This is some good advice!

-FemaleWarrior, She/They

angryartist113

“Is This Healthy” is a comic that I made for an independent study in which I looked deeper into the idea of health, mental, physical, and emotional as it relates to myself.

This project was extremely personal and I thank any of you who take the time to read it