[kata4a]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[in-sufficientdata]

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

[visionaryness]

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster

[ur-daily-inspiration]

“Is not this a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love—that makes life and nature harmonize.” -George Eliot ♡

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

sulking

[ladyfrnkenstein-deactivated2023]

a knife? are you flirting with me?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

how come every day lasts ten years but every week lasts 3 seconds but every month lasts either two days or an eternity and then it's a new year and now it's November

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anarchblr]

ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET

[feluka]

sweet mother i cannot weave. slender aphrodite has overcome me with carpal tunnel

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

it’s bc you voted in that fucking poll

[treecitysessions]

This is foul KDJKSFKKSMFJSKCKS

[plangentia]

[ruinedchildhood]

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[pixelartpeach]

So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[natequarter]

i think we as modern humans have a tendency to forget that historical people were also humans who had thoughts and feelings and dreams just like we do

[natequarter]

bear in mind that i'm mostly interested in medieval english history, but... do you really think that all women suffered miserable, joyless lives? that no man ever loved his wife? that no gay person ever lived in peace? that no child ever grew up to live a life they loved? that no parent ever saw their disabled child and cared for them anyway? that nobody ever had sex, and enjoyed it? that no priest was ever truly virtous, that nunneries were always places where women were sent away to be locked up? do you really think that it was just suffering day in, day out, unless you were the richest of the rich? do you really think that simply living in a different time made people stupid, senseless, violent? do you really think that people living in the past were so different from us, that they never had thoughts and feelings and dreams to rival our own?

do you really think that people in the past were not people?

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[yuckyumz-deactivated20191004]

[millenniumitem]

im screaming this is an aesthetisized screenshot of one of the worlds earliest email worms and caused over US$5B in damages

[orriculum]

Would you love me if I was a worm (email)

[everythingfox]

Hitching a ride

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