[lighthouseweeper]

[holewithoutorgans]

My Maker called for his Mama and I came...and came.....and came....

[wildeoscars]

they should have open mouth kissed here. who said that

[the-patrex]

[thunder-puss]

Gabi might be a missed opportunity for transmasc representation, but she is not a transmasc character who’s been rewritten to be cis for the show. You can be disappointed with the choice, but I’m seeing a lot of fanon being mistaken for canon here.

[aquarines]

"how can u ship x but hate on xy" well because i'm a hypocrite and xy isn't my particular brand of gross next

[pissbataille]

interview with the vampire || anne rice, the vampire lestat

[commiescummie]

[madnessmaker]

no thoughts just boobs 2

thanks to @surrenderdorothea for the idea

[holewithoutorgans]

Thinking about Lestat being the one to dress up Gabrielle for that documentary teaser and getting so hard I pass out.

Im imagining him picking out the most cleavage revealing outfit possible for his maman lmaoo. How sweet of him🥺.

[lighthouseweeper]

Daniel. 5 minutes later.

“Armand, can you please pick me up, I’m scared”

[ariaste]

I am already seeing the stupidest fucking discourse about Gabriella de Lioncourt, and I have written a whole furious rant about it but I'm like. Maybe I should not post that. Maybe I should just ask politely, "Hey guys, when you're complaining about how AMC handles (or fails to handle) Gabriella's Gender Fuckery, perhaps you could just pause and take a second, think before you speak, and try to approach it in such a way that doesn't immediately throw nonbinary and not-visibly-trans people under the bus? :) Just a tactful FYI that some of you are inadvertently sounding like total fucking cunts when you say certain things. Thought you might want to know so that you could perhaps tweak your perspective just a squinch. Thank you so much. Love and kisses, your local nonbinary person who, like Gabriella, has absolutely rockin tiddies and yet still does manage to be trans every single day actually"

[invertedspoon]

lestat stans and armand stans need to come together in solidary in the fact that they are both going to fuck that old man in s3 can i get an amen

[yellalovesvampires]

[bludkin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE COVER GIRL HIMSELF!!

[incorrect-vampire-chronicles]

[cookies-from-nj]

"Why is Armand attracted to that old man? He is old???" Is a very funny reaction I've seen people have to Devil's Minion.

Because on a surface level, it does seem thematically interesting. You could talk about vampires forever looking the age that they died, aging, and the natural fetishization of aging an immortal being might have and how that might present, especially in a character like Armand etc etc etc. But also, there are people who want to fuck Daniel Molloy right now.

Like actual normal aged mortal humans. Most of them are significantly younger than 72 year old actor Eric Bogosian. Like ok you can't really argue that Armand wanting to fuck that old man is weird when a large chunk of people came out of IWTV thinking "I want to fuck that old man"

Maybe the old man is fuckable